DMD Vampire Mating Thread...number 4

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DMD Vampire Mating Thread...number 4

Post by pelirroja »

As always keep it PG-13, and in the interest of not killing our bandwith, can we keep the thread a little more on topic and not so much as an instant message chat?
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Post by GrrSjijb »

Elaborate on the whole "mating" concept for a vampire. Because last topic i got confused ><
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Post by Mayde »

GrrSjijb wrote:Elaborate on the whole "mating" concept for a vampire. Because last topic i got confused ><
This whole thread started because someone asked if vampires can have sex. Hence, the title of the thread. We figure that they "mate" just like humans, just with more strength, stamina, and endurence (Edward=Engergizer Bunny). Then basically we discussed different things related to the topic like whether vampires need condoms, and if they make noises, and how Edward can read minds while certain family members are going at it and whether Emmett and Rosalie are into...er...*cough*S&M*ahem*, etc. I haven't read the 3rd thread because when I finally saw it, it was 72 pages and growing exponentially, but from what I gathered, people held Spooderence Trials, sort of like the Olympics in the bedroom, in that thread. See thread 2 to find out what spoo is :) Anyways, I can't tell you much more than that. I think you'll need to ask someone involved with the Trials for more information.
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As a recap for the Spoodurance Trials:

The trials were held as the vampire sex olympics. They were like endurance tests, combined with spoo, giving birth to the new term Spoodurance. Four judges- Silly_Bella, Cocoa, DarkFairy, and AmberEyes judged the contestants based on their ares of skill. These areas included romance, endurance, creativity, 'results' if you happen to know what I mean, and many others. Each contestant (the gorgeous Cullen/Hale men) were scored by each of the judges.

Each vampire also got a personal trainer. I was Edward's, BronzeHairedGirl was Emmett's, Ebony was Carlisle, and Samurph was Jasper's. We trained them in all areas of their expertise, and gave them pep talks, advise, massages, etc.

Each contestant also had a weakness(or a few). I'll save your sanity, and won't mention them.

*DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOLIED WITH RESULTS*

In the end, Edward ended up winning, along with Bella's truck. They tied. If you're confused as to how this happened, read Silly_Bella's fan fic: Why I Love My Truck.

So, in short, that's what happened. If you want more, start towards the end of the second vampire mating thread and work your way through the third.

The thread that started it all:
viewtopic.php?t=1198&highlight=vampire+mating

Here's the link to the second thread:
viewtopic.php?t=5682&highlight=vampire+mating+thread

And here's the third:
viewtopic.php?t=6525&highlight=vampire+mating+thread
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~jesseh wrote:
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Edward Cullen is a sexy beast! Rawr!


~That fanfic was, urm, exciting! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


~I think that Alice & Jasper would like it up in a tree!!

~Library sex!!! Hott.....


~I love the haystack avvie!!! cool!!!

~Never thinking of hay, zippers, dressing rooms, or anything else the same way agian!!! and thats a good thing!!!

~Jesseh, Talk about something please. something unsexy so i dont remember that fanfic i um am in danger.... you know....
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teenibopper1 wrote:SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING UNSEXY!!! QUICK!!!!!

*to self*(gerber baby life inshurence, dry cleaner, street sign, um...)

THIS IS NOT WORKING!!!
I warned you not to click on the link!!!! Fanfiction on my computer is set where all rating (K-T-M) show up on one page, and I just stumbled across it. It did pertain to the conversation about pianos, though.

Hmmm, unsexy thoughts. Not to get off topic ( I swear) think of a certain Volturi member and a country singer, and then never bring it up again!
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Post by dragon-girl »

I was just wondering why no one else had written anything, then I noticed we were onto the 4th thread! Woot! Keep it going, people! And I was there for the whole of the 3rd thread.

Vampires and chocolate fondue sounds good to me. I wonder how much experimenting it would take to find ot exactly what you could and couldn't dip in the fondue? :wink: hmmm..... That would be good. :o
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Post by Ebony »

I just realized that my computer also got rid of the other T in Emmett's name when I saved it. :(

What's all this about fondue?
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Post by In Love With Forever »

Ebony wrote:I just realized that my computer also got rid of the other T in Emmett's name when I saved it. :(

What's all this about fondue?
We were talking about where each of the Cullens would want to do it. We came up with things like in the meadow, in changing rooms, on a piano, in the rain, on a beach, in a library, etc.
Someone mentioned the Cullens covered in chocolate, and it evolved from that. Basically the mental picture was Cullen guy, covered in chocolate in chosen location (outside the library, in the library, in the meadow). It was kind of like CLUE. Fondue came up since there's chocolate fondue.

Sorry about the avie problem. It still looks really good.
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Post by o0xsmoochesx0o »

EDWARD&BELLA:
uh yeah, piano. outside. rain. PERFECT

EMMETT&ROSALIE:
In a hay stack..with a cousin? lol

JASPER&ALICE:
I got an idea..
Since we know Jasper is prone to uh..breaking things
THey would probably enjoy a room in the insane asylum..
One of those padded ones ya know?
He could do anything to her, and she basically wouldn't get hurt!!
Except for some good pain *cough*
It'd also be nice for Alice to have some good memories there..
even though she doesn't really have ANY memories

CARLISE&ESME:
Hmmm..
Tough one,
have you noticed that it's much much easier to massacre all of the cullens EXCEPT Carlise & Esme..they're just too good!
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