In case you didn't get the gist of this new thread by the title, this thread is going to be purely entertaining skits and comments on them.
I'll start:
Edward:*in the meadow with Bella* It's great to come back here, don't you agree?
Bella: Well of course. This is my sanctuary, as long as you're here.
*Emmett appears by their side, towering over their seated forms.*
Emmett: You guys didn't tell me you were coming here!
Edward: We're sorry that we thought we could have a few moments of privacy. But it's great you came! *mumbles* You might as well of brought Jasper along!
Emmett: *shocked* I did!
*Jasper runs into the meadow.*
Jasper: I brought pudding!
Alice *joining them*: I want some!
Rosalie *appearing as well*: Don't eat that! Do you know what that does to your skin!
Bella: Wait-I thought you guys didn't eat human food...
Cullens:Uh, right! Yeah!
Emmett: We were just kidding!
*all Cullens sprint out of the clearing*
Bella: Guys?!? Hello?
SKITS
Re: SKITS
edwardluver131 wrote:In case you didn't get the gist of this new thread by the title, this thread is going to be purely entertaining skits and comments on them.
I'll start:
Edward:*in the meadow with Bella* It's great to come back here, don't you agree?
Bella: Well of course. This is my sanctuary, as long as you're here.
*Emmett appears by their side, towering over their seated forms.*
Emmett: You guys didn't tell me you were coming here!
Edward: We're sorry that we thought we could have a few moments of privacy. But it's great you came! *mumbles* You might as well of brought Jasper along!
Emmett: *shocked* I did!
*Jasper runs into the meadow.*
Jasper: I brought pudding!
Alice *joining them*: I want some!
Rosalie *appearing as well*: Don't eat that! Do you know what that does to your skin!
Bella: Wait-I thought you guys didn't eat human food...
Cullens:Uh, right! Yeah!
Emmett: We were just kidding!
*all Cullens sprint out of the clearing*
Bella: Guys?!? Hello?
HAHA! how about:
Edward:*in the meadow with Bella* It's great to come back here, don't you agree?
Bella: Well of course. This is my sanctuary, as long as you're here.
*Emmett appears by their side, towering over their seated forms.*
Emmette: KISSY FACE x]!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
Edward: *growls.
and you think of the rest. :]
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Re: SKITS
edwardluver131 wrote:In case you didn't get the gist of this new thread by the title, this thread is going to be purely entertaining skits and comments on them.
I'll start:
Edward:*in the meadow with Bella* It's great to come back here, don't you agree?
Bella: Well of course. This is my sanctuary, as long as you're here.
*Emmett appears by their side, towering over their seated forms.*
Emmett: You guys didn't tell me you were coming here!
Edward: We're sorry that we thought we could have a few moments of privacy. But it's great you came! *mumbles* You might as well of brought Jasper along!
Emmett: *shocked* I did!
*Jasper runs into the meadow.*
Jasper: I brought pudding!
Alice *joining them*: I want some!
Rosalie *appearing as well*: Don't eat that! Do you know what that does to your skin!
Bella: Wait-I thought you guys didn't eat human food...
Cullens:Uh, right! Yeah!
Emmett: We were just kidding!
*all Cullens sprint out of the clearing*
Bella: Guys?!? Hello?
*suddenly there is a rusling above Bella*
Bella:Huh? Akk stop throwing pinecones!
*giggles from tree above*
Edward:*wispers*Shh, Rose! she'll hear you!
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Re: SKITS
teenibopper1 wrote:edwardluver131 wrote:In case you didn't get the gist of this new thread by the title, this thread is going to be purely entertaining skits and comments on them.
I'll start:
Edward:*in the meadow with Bella* It's great to come back here, don't you agree?
Bella: Well of course. This is my sanctuary, as long as you're here.
*Emmett appears by their side, towering over their seated forms.*
Emmett: You guys didn't tell me you were coming here!
Edward: We're sorry that we thought we could have a few moments of privacy. But it's great you came! *mumbles* You might as well of brought Jasper along!
Emmett: *shocked* I did!
*Jasper runs into the meadow.*
Jasper: I brought pudding!
Alice *joining them*: I want some!
Rosalie *appearing as well*: Don't eat that! Do you know what that does to your skin!
Bella: Wait-I thought you guys didn't eat human food...
Cullens:Uh, right! Yeah!
Emmett: We were just kidding!
*all Cullens sprint out of the clearing*
Bella: Guys?!? Hello?
*suddenly there is a rusling above Bella*
Bella:Huh? Akk stop throwing pinecones!
*giggles from tree above*
Edward:*wispers*Shh, Rose! she'll hear you!
Bella: NO FUNNY! I may not have acute hearing like you do but COME ON, it's not rocket science. I may be human but don't underestimate my hearing ability.
Rosalie and Edward whisper really fast*
Bella:Throws a pinecone at the tree* DARN IT! *misses.
Edward appears to her. Face to Face holding her from her waist
Edward: And don't understimate my ability.
Emmett appears randomly with a frog hat* and pouts*
Emmett: KISSY FACES! WHOO! HE HE! Rose lets copy!
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*Jacob appears in wolf form*
Jacob-wolf: GRR SNARL SNARL!!!
Emmett (in a girly voice): EEEEEEEEK!!!
Rosalie: Oh for the love of...
*ROSALIE ANGER-FRENZY*
Rosalie: There. That takes care of the wolfie.
Bella (with wide, twitching eyes): I did not just see that...
Edward: Cool! Let's see that in instant replay!
Bella: NO!
Jasper: Calm down, Bella. It's okay, calm...breathe. Calm.
Bella: *goes into a panic seizure*
Jasper: What the...how come my powers aren't working?!
Emmett: *peaceful sigh*
Alice: You're doing it to Emmett, idiot.
Jasper: WHAT? You did not just call me an--
Alice: Idiot?
Edward: Um, guys? Bella's really starting to freak me out over here...
Bella: *super mega panic seizure*
Jasper: Ooh, is that blood I smell? Off I go!
Ahem...yeah, I get kind of carried away with that stuff
Jacob-wolf: GRR SNARL SNARL!!!
Emmett (in a girly voice): EEEEEEEEK!!!
Rosalie: Oh for the love of...
*ROSALIE ANGER-FRENZY*
Rosalie: There. That takes care of the wolfie.
Bella (with wide, twitching eyes): I did not just see that...
Edward: Cool! Let's see that in instant replay!
Bella: NO!
Jasper: Calm down, Bella. It's okay, calm...breathe. Calm.
Bella: *goes into a panic seizure*
Jasper: What the...how come my powers aren't working?!
Emmett: *peaceful sigh*
Alice: You're doing it to Emmett, idiot.
Jasper: WHAT? You did not just call me an--
Alice: Idiot?
Edward: Um, guys? Bella's really starting to freak me out over here...
Bella: *super mega panic seizure*
Jasper: Ooh, is that blood I smell? Off I go!
Ahem...yeah, I get kind of carried away with that stuff
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