Vampire Mating Thread #7

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Vampire Mating Thread #7

Post by Cocoa »

Its that time again. Time for a new thread. A review of the guidlines.

-We are a PG-13 site. there is to be no graphic posts of any kind. Be sensitive yo our underage users. We use innuendo (i.e. baking, cookies, muffins).

-All vulgar posts will be deleted without warning.

-Please do not post pictures, only links to pictures. And all links must be appropriate for the PG13 rating.

-Vampres can NOT get pregnant, they are steryl. But that doesn't mean they can't bake.

-Venum is what keeps the ballon inflated.

-Skits are allowed as long as they comply with the above guidelines.

-Please do not ignor serious discussion topics, they have a place on this thread too.


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Post by Lizzie »

RageTH wrote: Without any blood to move down there and force into the organ, don't you think that would cause a bit of a problem? It's not exactly a muscle that functions on electrical impulses, like almost the rest of his body. I know about the venom, but Ed can't possibly have THAt much in his system.
Alright, so....

According to this, the Twilight universe, Edward, and any other vampire for that matter does have enough venom to be forced into said organ. Vampire venom is produced in vast quantities just before feeding and shortly after. If Eddy goes out hunting, lets say, the night before, he'll have enough supply of liquid in his body to cause the needed response

Now, we all know that the tissues of his undead body are not exactly dead, but in an almost permanent state of rigor mortis, so the organ in question wouldn't be deflated (considering Cocoa's balloon example). Lets just say that even though the bread is not baked, and the dough hasn't risen, the dough itself is not so mushy.

Yeah.... catch my drift?


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Why do i feel so old...?
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Post by bananas_4_edward »

yeah VMT!!! this new thread feels like moving into a new house.
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Post by The Green Queen »

Goodness, last time I was here I was in the song contest! And now we're up to the 7th! Dang, keep it coming.
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Post by brynne.alyssa »

Lizzie wrote:
RageTH wrote: Without any blood to move down there and force into the organ, don't you think that would cause a bit of a problem? It's not exactly a muscle that functions on electrical impulses, like almost the rest of his body. I know about the venom, but Ed can't possibly have THAt much in his system.
Alright, so....

According to this, the Twilight universe, Edward, and any other vampire for that matter does have enough venom to be forced into said organ. Vampire venom is produced in vast quantities just before feeding and shortly after. If Eddy goes out hunting, lets say, the night before, he'll have enough supply of liquid in his body to cause the needed response

Now, we all know that the tissues of his undead body are not exactly dead, but in an almost permanent state of rigor mortis, so the organ in question wouldn't be deflated (considering Cocoa's balloon example). Lets just say that even though the bread is not baked, and the dough hasn't risen, the dough itself is not so mushy.

Yeah.... catch my drift?


P.S. The rearrangement of threads got me all confused. I was all like "What?! locked? Nah-uh!" Then i saw our lovely Cocoa switched us around. Phew! I survived the transition....

Why do i feel so old...?
Hmm...I think I catch the drift...maybe. So are you basically saying that everything is the same in that general area as it would be in a human male, just the difference is the venom doing the "work" instead of blood? So that being said, when that part is not being used, for lack of a better word, it would be in the same state as it would be on a human...right? :?
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Post by xXTwilightGrlXx »

Pretty much...yea.
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Post by frozen_rose »

A new thread for a new member :)

I though I'd wait for a new thread before I 'got stuck in'.
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Post by bananas_4_edward »

welcome to the VMT, frozen_rose! :)
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Post by BellaTheBrunette »

Oh. my. Gosh. I am gone for ONE weekend, and I come back to a BRAND NEW THREAD!!! *tears* I am so proud of you all.

sistergrimm - you know I love your skits lol, but just wanted to shout that out again.

Have we figured out what mixers are yet? I'm not sure if that was technically resolved, but I agree that if its a costume, doctor and nurse would be kinky (and ironic) for Carme.

OH! I just thought of another "special object" LOL I'm going to send it to sistergrimm because she comes up with much better stuff than I could even think of...
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Post by CrazyKat »

This is a very interesting thread. I went back and read pieces of the other ones, and now all I can say is wow. It's all the questions you wanted answered that you were too scared to ask. LoL :D
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