Relish Dog Pound 4 - We favor fire

[Cinderella85]

Welcome to Relish Dog Pound Number 4 ladies!
Many thanx to Cocoa for starting the new thread for us

NEW MEMBERS - scroll down to the bottom of this post for an explaination on the RDP togas!

I've decided to post some rules here for the RDP, Alicia and I have to post reminders every now and again on these things, but they keep happening, so, please take the time to read the following.
Thanx!

1. Quoting - There is no need to quote five people at one time, or the person directly above you. Quote the point your are addressing, or if they're above you, just use the ^ sign.
It saves space.
2. Don't post off jopic - Obviously. We have jexy, jirty, jummy Jake to talk about. Who the heck wants to talk about something else!?
3. As lovely as it is to get a new member, there is no need to have 7 posts just welcoming someone.
If you are going to welcome a member go ahead and welcome them but respond to a jopic or something relevant with Jake at the same time.
4. Don't post useless, one-line things ie... Wish Jake was here. Hot hot hot!
Also, if you are going to bed or wishing us a good morning, that's fine. Once again, post thoughts on the current jopic.
Remember this isn't a chat room. So try to stay away from that.
5. Don't ask "what is the jopic?" it is annoying more than anything else.
Please take the initiative to actually read the posts before yours to see the jopic, we're actually quite a funny bunch

You want to join the RDP, just post to say so!
I'll add you asap!

Jake-tionary

Jirty
-adjective
1. When one has impure thoughts about Jacob.
2. When one makes any type of sexual comment about him; Jake and his wolf. Jake and his goodwrench. etc.

Jake-alcious
'"adjective
1. Highly pleasing to the senses, esp. to sight and touch: a Jack-alicious body; Jake-alicious muscles.
2. Very pleasing; delightful: a Jake-alicious idea.

Jacobness
-adjective
1. Refering to all his goodies (if ya know what we mean!!); Wow, just check out his Jacob-ness!

Jake-ified
-verb
1. To Jake-ify something. To make something Jake-related; I totally Jake-ified my boyfriend.

Jangry
-verb
1. To make very angry or upset to the point where a werewolf like Jacob would change into his wolf form; The ConeHeads make me so jangry!

Relish
'"verb
1. To take pleasure/enjoyment in ALL things pertaining to Jacob and his Jacobness; Add some Relish to my Hot Dog

'"Related forms
Relishable
-adjective
1. Pleasurable. Worthy of Jacobness; A relishable experience.

Wolfilicious
-adjective
1. Having characteristics similar to the La Push Gang.
2. Drop dead hot; Oh he is all kinds of Wolfilicious!

Jotty
-adjective
1. Someone who looks like Jacob with mucho muscles, hott bod; Oh my gosh that guy is such a Jotty!

Were Stare
-verb
1. An evil glare given to the Jacob Haters; I gave her the were stare after she said she wanted Jacob to die.

Cone Heads
-noun
1. Someone who is too obsessed with vampires so they won't give Jacob a chance; Jacob haters.

Jake-dreaming
-noun
1. A dreamlike musing or fantasy of Jacob while awake, especially of the fulfillment of wishes or hopes about his Jacob-ness; I had the best Jake-dream today!

Jever
'"noun
1. A stimulating condition of the body, characterized by a rise in temperature, quickening of the pulse, and disturbance of various body parts. He gives me jever in the morning, and jever all through the night.

Jummy
'"adjective
1. very pleasing to the senses, esp. to the sight; gorgeous: He was so jummy I thought I'd faint from visual pleasure! 2. extremely attractive or appealing.

Pushers
-noun
1. Those who love Jacob and the rest of the Wolf pack. I'm a Pusher Girl!

Jake-watch
'"noun
The phenomenon that took place on April 1st 2007.
Many RDP members held a vigil for Jake, with Jake-watch.

1. BelleBleu26 - Alicia (Co-President)
2. Cinderella85 - Kellie (Co-President)
3. Impasse
4. Thebeastsbella
5. Marcy
6. TheSinger
7. Mayde
8. ~Delilah Rose~
9. Ullii
10. Wolbachia
11. Alice_fan
12. N.Sidney
13. MarthaWashington
14. Polaris
15. Klutzy_albino
16. Manthara
17. sarah-belle
18. The Green Queen
19. Puzzie219
20. Viry
21. cami1219
22. Twilightvampire17
23. Red_Ink
24. alanna the knightess
25. bbbailey
26. Fae-Fae
27. just_2_white_n_nerdy
28. vampiresr4ever
29. 7777Melis7777
30. Amor
31. the-flaw
32. bronzehairedgirl *Special Honorary RDP*
33. Be My Escape *Special Honorary RDP*
36. hope[less]
37. ~Foxiego~
38. katherynne
39. Kyran
40. EDWARD_LOVER14
41. Twilove
42. Kerosene
43. jenn_1314
44. bella_luna
45. willow
46. ceenindee
47. Cioccolata
48. Hellish Red Devil
49. Sunshine Rouge
50. INertia
51. namachachi
52. I_Love_JB
53.vampiresr4ever
54.juliet_earnshaw
55. Beck0932
56. Belltatrix
57. Betting On Alice
58. Immortal Love
59. ForksBound
60. forever_seventeen
61. Erynne
62. Butterscotch eyes
63. no_sir
64. dragon-girl
65. Banna
66. Reed
67. Copper and Sunshine
68. twilightgurl77
69. Oasin
70. yessie_o
71. I*choose*both
72. ashisqueen
73. -= Koshi =-
74. Kiljoy
75. MissCullen
76. VomitOtherwise
77. LovesTwilightx3
78. gypsyeyes
79. mannymarie
80. Kurai_Hanazono
81. thecutiedisease
82. katy_twilight_biteme
83. alie
84. Tongue_tied
85. Carma
86. October-Minded
87. LindsAy
88. TwingKey
89. Chapter Thirteen
90. hello ali 91
91. danobanano
92. ladygem
93. PrettyMissTab
94. BreatheMe
95. live_it_love_it33
96. edwardlover6201
97. famousindafuture
98. E.C. Dahlia
99. edward98
100. CastMeNotAway
101. ILoveEdwardAndJacob
102. Incantare
103. truly_esme
104. Simply Kiwi
105. Cocoa_Blush
106. yours to rescue
107. gimic
108. ♥
109. Humorme17
110. Sara Rose
111. Aoi Sakura
112. Always_in_my_dreams
113. lulu
114. Bella Cantarina
115. EmmaBiteMe
116. fallslikerain
117. Ouisa
118. Nef586
119. christina b
120. BYU Irish Girl
121. twilightofmylife
122. Juliet
123. greenmom
124. Citrine
125. lolashley
126. Maria1023
127. x we laugh indoors x
128. Enough4ever821
129. Ailea
130. Ostentatious6277
131. patienceisavirtue
131. Wild_Fire16
132. Samantha Cullen
133. eclipsed
134. imprinted_on_jacob_black
135. J&E_Twilight
136. shia
137. I_LOVE_JACOB17
138. Drkfairy
139. Jasson_Dai
140. JacobsBella
141. Clumsy101
142. mornings_glory
143. heart_jacob
144. VampireLoverxoxo
145. Riddikulus
146. EvenFreaksNeedLove
147. Jocelynn
148. saDiablo
149. sunkrist
150. Bella_Beautiful
151. LaurenW
152. FireLuna
153. The Ordinary Girl
154. Terra Fiore
155. Cocoa *Special Honorary RDP*
156. BELLALUVSED
157. PlasticLion
158. edwardxbellaxjacob
159. Emilie
160. CherryRedChevy_53
161. amoredward
162. CharlotteBlack
163. Twinkletoesies
164. TougherThanThat
165. yourleftshoe
166. zrbs
167. x0XPixieDustX0x
168. YankeeDoodleDandy
169. Shark4
170. EllieCullen
171. undecidedBella
172. drops of twilight
173. avajolie
174. Alcyone *Special Honorary RDP and Resident Weather Reporter*
175. *Sunshine*
176. IrishTea
177. Jacob Lover
178. unbornbella
179. Gatekeeper
180. Sha-Nikki
181. KC_91
182. THE Real Duckie
183. Rainlyn
184. irunwithvampires
185. sdsbc1
186. kogasha
187. Hamster
188. Mrs.Jacob-Black
189. daniiidarko
190. .meowmiix.
191. Hitohana
192. Variety
193. That_girl
194. Edwardisanangel!
195. Flynn
196. ducttapekitty
197. McKay
198. moniqueblack20
199. plainpaper2
200. fancypatches
201. BoysfromBooks
202. Across The Stars
203. virginiax7
204. belladora7
205. Fire and Ice
206. the-flaw
207. Alana
208. pruedence110588
209. silversymphony620
210. Jacoblovesedward
211. Sunrise Star
212. LoyalTango
213. Nikkita
214. Jasperr
215. UglyCoyote
216. ilovewerevamps
217. jacob-rox-my-sox
218. TAFsbabyy

ATTN: New Members

When you join, we'll hand you a toga, confusing, no?

Here's the explaination behind the toga:

April 1st, 2007, the lovely ladies of the Lex surprised all us Lexiconers by creating the TL characters as Lex members.

The Jake Line was the longest thread there, which we were all proud of! We just got more and more manic as the pages flicked by.
We played really random games (like Jacob <song> in my pants) and there is a whole lotta pretty Jake pictures.
Billy even made an appearance, a hilarious one at that!

Sadly though, the entire April Fool's thread (including our beloved Jake Line) have since been deleted.

Anyway, after this pic of Jake in a sheet...

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The following was said... thus, creating the toga:

CINDERELLA85: *ties a sheet around herself like a toga*
*sits down to wait for Jake*
WILLIAM: Toga! Toga! Toga! *ties on a toga* YEAAAAAH!
BELLEBLEU26: I'm in my Toga ready-to-go!

[sarah-belle]

Yay, thread numero 4! Our little RDP has gotten so big!
Wow, I didn't realize we had so many members. Eh, more people to spread the Jake-love!
So, on with the Jopics!

[Cocoa]

Can I be an honorary member (even though I am an Edward Girl) since I slaved away for hours (ok maybe 2 minutes) making this bright shiney new thread for you?

[Cinderella85]

Can I be an honorary member (even though I am an Edward Girl) since I slaved away for hours (ok maybe 2 minutes) making this bright shiney new thread for you?

Of course!! That's twice you've helped us with starting the thread

[amoredward]

Oh, can I join!

(I know my screen-name says I love Edward, but it's a long story that I don't want to tell).

Thanks so much!

Go Jacob! It's good to see him get some lovin'!!!

[Cinderella85]

Oh he's had lotsa lovin' for some time

Sure thing you can join, welcome *hands toga*
I'm in the process of collecting the names of the new members, so I'll add your name asap

Your sig is.... intriguing, lol.

The jopic in our last thread was...

What parts made you really sad/angry for Jake?
Spanning all books.

[Cocoa]

Can I be an honorary member (even though I am an Edward Girl) since I slaved away for hours (ok maybe 2 minutes) making this bright shiney new thread for you?

Of course!! That's twice you've helped us with starting the thread

Woo Hoo! Thank you. At the end of the book I was so happy for Jacob. He had been set free. Sure he was hurting. But he was free! I found myself saying...run Jacob run...Be Free!!!

[BelleBleu26]

run Jacob run...

Why do I have a mental image of Forrest Gump? LOL

Yayy we have a new thread! You rock Cocoa!

*grabs leopard toga, sits down on her chaise and sips her Janana Jrink*

[Cocoa]

run Jacob run...

Why do I have a mental image of Forrest Gump? LOL

Great now that image is stuck in MY head! LOL

[BelleBleu26]

I dont think Ive ever been Jangry at Jake. I mostly laugh at the things he does or the decisions he makes. He just cracks me up. Even when he kissed Bella agaisnt her will. I wasnt angry. Dont get me wrong, It wasnt the right thing to do. But I thought the whole situation was funny, especially when Bella tried punching him in the face.

Sad...At the end of NM when Bella and Jake reach for each other and tell mouth to one another "miss you"

In Eclipse, pretty much the majority of the book, I was sad for Jacob because I knew that he'd end up losing. But hands down, the break up scene made me lose it COMPLETELY! Youd think someone had just broken up with ME! It was so real. I felt his pain. It was awful. I think that is one of the reasons why I havent re-read Eclipse. Im afraid of going through that pain again. I dont want to go through that alone. LOL I sound pretty pathetic dont I?