Twilight quotes that sound dirty...but arent.

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Manthara wrote:How about "And the key will be in the ignition..." -Edward

(when he has to find bella's key and bring the car for her)


this reminds me of the RKelly song ROFL
Alice: "I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don’t you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

^^ hahaha i saw that and couldn't stop laughing

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Umm, haven't read the whole thread, so I don't know if someone said this already but the quote that goes something like this:

"I realized Emmett was acting as her jack"

made me spit my drink out and laugh hysterically. I know it shouldn't, but my mind's in the gutter. :lol:
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The quote of the day makes me think some very strange things.

My parents questioned my sanity. I almost fell off the couch from laughing too hard...and this was at about 5:45 this morning (before I left for work) when I'm not even fully awake
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'Are we going to feel complete at the end of Breaking Dawn?'' she whispered pleadingly....''I can't really answer that question for you,'' she said, her voice both cheerful and firm. ''But I felt closure.''

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Todays quote of the day made me smile and laugh! I love it! Wonder if they will go to a strip club?
"My head was full of the sweetness of his breath"

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twilight~obsessed wrote:Todays quote of the day made me smile and laugh! I love it! Wonder if they will go to a strip club?
Haha. I can't imagine Edward at a bachelor party...lol. Wouldn't it be funny if Tanya was the ... "main act"?

:lol:
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LOL that would be crazy...hopefully not though...I don't know if the Cullen guys could control themselves around a bunch of naked women...maybe they will go on a huge hunting adventure...you know to make sure Edward isn't thirsty during the wedding, or after ;)
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That seems for likely... a hunting bachelor party, lol.
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LOL going for the big grizzlies! What would the girls do though...Alice would probably want a big shopping spree or she how fast she can get them to L.A. in her porsche!
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twilight~obsessed wrote:LOL going for the big grizzlies! What would the girls do though...Alice would probably want a big shopping spree or she how fast she can get them to L.A. in her porsche!
Bachelorette shopping spree... lol. As for the bachelor party, I would really love to see Emmett, Jasper and Edward at a strip club. I think I'd pretty much laugh my guts out.

Anyways, back on topic:

Edward:"Let's get you home and in bed. Did you have a nice time?"
Bella:"Yeah- it was amazing. I wish you could have come."
Eclipse, pg 262

"Jasper closed in and Alice began to move faster."
Eclipse pg 395

"Jasper and Emmett were already wrestling- just warming up from the sounds of their laughter. Alice and Rosalie lounged on the hard ground, watching."
pg 428

I'll never be able to read Breaking Dawn with a straight face. :lol:
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