Twilight quotes that sound dirty...but arent.

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funny <3 Very Funny
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Edwarded wrote:What's VMT ?


Omg, the good acoustics thing... she says it in a professionnel tone. She already has experienced it ! xD
VMT=Vampire Mating Thread=Best thread ever xD
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Polaris wrote:"And then, the way it comes so easily to me, the way I'm better at it than the rest of them."
- p346, Jacob, New Moon

Hey Jake!!! way to go! hahhahahhaha
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CaraAlexandra wrote:
blueray1 wrote:
Oh and on the same page... this ones pretty gross :P
"Don't I taste as good as I smell?".... "Even better- better than I'd imagined."

Haha, I flipped to a pretty good page! 461...
"What happened to James?"
"After I pulled him off you, Emmett and Jasper took care of him." There was a feirce note of regret in his voice.
(The regret is cause he wanted to "take care" of James himself, haha) :twisted:


457...
"Alice." I tried to open my eyes. "Alice, the video - he knew you Alice, he knew where you came from."
Hahaa, Alice the porn star :lol:



455...
I heard Edward catch his breath in horror.
"Edward, you have to do it."

Oh I'll stop now... this is so much fun :D


these are the best quotes ever!!! edward you Have to do it!!!!
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Bella_S_Black wrote:I don't know if this has been covered...
"Jake?" I mumbled sleepily. "can I ask you something? I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything." Those were the same words he'd used in my kitchen....how long ago was it now?
"sure", he chuckled, remembering.
"Why are you so much furrier than your friends?"

hahahhahahahhaa!!!
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Okay, this is officially my favorite thread after I read the quote about Jacob being furrier than the others. Once I get some sleep, I'm coming back. I could be really good at this lol.
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Post by naomi_masen_cullen_13 »

I can't remember the exact quote and I'm too lazy to go find it cause it's kind of late, but it's another Jake quote from New Moon.
It's something along the lines of:
"It's ok. I told Billy you were planning on corrupting my youthful innocence."
You're the finest thing that I've done. A hurricane I'll never outrun. I could wait around for the dust to still, but I don't believe that it ever will.

Like vines we intertwined, carelessly growing up and growing old. Life was on our tongues, it tasted heavenly, so good. I wake up and I feel alone. I was just asleep. Right where I belong inside this sad, sad song.

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These are making me laugh so hard Starbucks came out of nose...
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I cant remember right now but there was a scene, apparently, where it seemed like one of the characters was doing something weird, then you take a second look and you're like, hang on, no, they're actually being perfectly fine... xD;
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Oh god, there was this one in Eclipse during "the scene" (I can't remember the page though) and Bella is telling Edward that he might be running back to Carlisle in the morning.

Ew.
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