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Post by ccoledude » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:40 pm

naomi_masen_cullen_13 wrote:I discovered this one this morning. It's my favourite right now.

"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!"

New Moon pg. 344
HAHA! I love it!
erised_i wrote:"What happened with Jasper last night was nothing, Edward, nothing!"
Hehe!! This one is so funny too!

Here's one....

"I can't find... a shirt..." Eclipse pg. 198
"Bella." He turned the full force of his scorching golden eyes on me.
"What?" I muttered, distracted.
"Humor me." ~Twilight

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Post by naomi_masen_cullen_13 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:49 pm

Okay, just found a another.

I nodded sheepishly.
"How long has this been going on?"
"Not long," I said, my voice sounding defensive.
New Moon, pg. 387
You're the finest thing that I've done. A hurricane I'll never outrun. I could wait around for the dust to still, but I don't believe that it ever will.

Like vines we intertwined, carelessly growing up and growing old. Life was on our tongues, it tasted heavenly, so good. I wake up and I feel alone. I was just asleep. Right where I belong inside this sad, sad song.

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Post by zerolover34 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:52 pm

LMAO i love this thread

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Post by ccoledude » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:10 pm

"You're ready now, then" he asked.
"Um." I gulped. "Yes?"
*skip a few lines....*
"Right now?" he whispered.
"Yes," I whispered, so my voice wouldn't have a chance to break.

Twilight pg. 498

"Seen anything you like?" Twilight pg. 490

"He thinks Edward had something to do with me getting hurt." Twilight pg. 491
"Bella." He turned the full force of his scorching golden eyes on me.
"What?" I muttered, distracted.
"Humor me." ~Twilight

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Post by IceoverFire » Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:51 pm

When Mike is like "I don't like it...he looks at you like your something to eat..."

pg. 163 of eclipse
"I knew I wouldn't be able to resist that, and I didn't want any part of them in me, you see"-Rosalie

pg.166
"It's harder now, than is was then."

pg 169 eclipse

"I'm not doing a very good job, your supposed to be having fun"
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Post by ccoledude » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:04 pm

This has got to be one of my favorite boards!

I really don't know if this is nasty or not, I am REALLY innocent but I like this one

"Are you like a bear, too?"
"More like the lion, or so they tell me."
Twilight pg. 216

"Is that something I might get to see?" Twilight pg. 216
"Bella." He turned the full force of his scorching golden eyes on me.
"What?" I muttered, distracted.
"Humor me." ~Twilight

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Post by ccoledude » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:05 pm

IceoverFire wrote: pg 169 eclipse

"I'm not doing a very good job, your supposed to be having fun"
HAHA!! I LOVE THIS ONE! That is really funny!

I also like this one:

"Tell me everything!" she commanded before I was in the seat.
"What do you want to know?"
"What happened last night?"
"Bella." He turned the full force of his scorching golden eyes on me.
"What?" I muttered, distracted.
"Humor me." ~Twilight

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Post by brinicole10 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:35 am

IceoverFire wrote:When Mike is like "I don't like it...he looks at you like your something to eat..."

pg. 163 of eclipse
"I knew I wouldn't be able to resist that, and I didn't want any part of them in me, you see"-Rosalie

pg.166
"It's harder now, than is was then."

pg 169 eclipse

"I'm not doing a very good job, your supposed to be having fun"
ohmigosh i laughed out loud when i read those!
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Post by NovemberAlice » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:23 pm

when bella got the "crystal" heart and edward said something about it being smooth and hard like him.
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Post by IceoverFire » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:02 pm

brinicole10 wrote:
IceoverFire wrote:When Mike is like "I don't like it...he looks at you like your something to eat..."

pg. 163 of eclipse
"I knew I wouldn't be able to resist that, and I didn't want any part of them in me, you see"-Rosalie

pg.166
"It's harder now, than is was then."

pg 169 eclipse

"I'm not doing a very good job, your supposed to be having fun"
ohmigosh i laughed out loud when i read those!

;) hahah I will be on the look out for more.
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