Twilight quotes that sound dirty...but arent.

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DarkTabatha wrote:NM - P 134-135 "Wait a sec-are you legal yet? When's your birthday?"" You missed it," he teased, narrowing his eyes in mock resentment "I'm sixteen"
"Not that your age ever stopped you before." I muttered.

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I dunno if this has been mentioned but...

Edward: Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet? - NEW MOON pg. 542
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Those are probably already mentioned before, but I'll give it a try!

- "Just before I heard the shattering crunch of the van folding around the truck bed, something hit me, hard, but not from the direction I was expecting." - Twilight, pg. 56.

- "I could see from their staggered expressions that he had never unleashed his talents on them before". - Twilight, pg. 166.
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Swimchik wrote:I have a couple...they sound dirty to me

"Very easy, you know, not really up to my standards." pg 446 Twilight

"Well, I suppose we should get on with it." Pg.448 twilight

"I didn't get a chance to talk to you tonight." pg 240 twilight

" And whatever you do, keep your hand in your pocket,"
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- "He rose in silence and then stood still, waiting for me." - Twilight, pg. 231.

- "Grizzly is Emmett's favourite. " - Twilight, pg. 215.
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This wasn't actually in the book but it seems like the right place to put this:

My sister was reading Eclipse (I converted her! :lol: ) and she was reading about how "clen" the Cullens are bloodwise.

Well we were talking about that and then she said

"I reckon Jasper's the dirtiest."

I couldn't stop laughing! :lol:
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UnicornGoddess wrote:Ok the classic "Do I dazzle you" comes to mind.

Imagine how dazzled you'll be when you see Edward in a speedo

*drools*
Haha xDD
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UnicornGoddess wrote:Ok the classic "Do I dazzle you" comes to mind.

Imagine how dazzled you'll be when you see Edward in a speedo

*drools*
Haha xDD
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Post by Bella_S_Black »

There was that part in new moon when edward left, and it said something like "my eyes flashed open, there trees shook with the gentle breeze of his passage"

well, that wasn't the exact quote but it was something along those lines.
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I discovered this one this morning. It's my favourite right now.

"No, I do not want to see!" I shouted as soon as I realized what he was thinking. "Put that away!"

New Moon pg. 344
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Like vines we intertwined, carelessly growing up and growing old. Life was on our tongues, it tasted heavenly, so good. I wake up and I feel alone. I was just asleep. Right where I belong inside this sad, sad song.

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