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Crooked_Rose wrote:TAYLOR THE LATTE BOY!!!!!!!!!

There's a boy who works at Starbucks
Who is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.

I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?"
When he smiles and says, "How are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings!

So today at 8:11
I decided I should meet him
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.

So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said "Fine, and my name's Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I said "My name is Kristen, and thank you for the extra foam'"

And he said his name was Taylor,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him'

So I'd like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it's musical
Because he plays guitar.
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing
In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.

And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made it triple! And he didn't think I knew
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim'"
He said, "Keep the $3.55," because this triple latte was on him.

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him'

I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours, if you step up to the counter, and order."

Taylor, the latte boy
Bring me java, bring me joy
Oh Taylor the latte boy
I love him, I love him, I love him.

So many years my heart has waited,
Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Taylor, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Isn't this song ironic. I mean Taylor Lautner is playing Jake and Kristen Stewart is playing Bella! :lol:
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^I read a Twilight fanfic that was based on that song once!
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Post by Violet Eyed11 »

anything done by someone who THINKS they have a good voice, but really suck. its so sad it makes me crack up.

isn't this what friends are for? to tell you singing isn't your talent and stop you from nationally humiliating yourself?

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Violet Eyed11 wrote:anything done by someone who THINKS they have a good voice, but really suck. its so sad it makes me crack up.

isn't this what friends are for? to tell you singing isn't your talent and stop you from nationally humiliating yourself?
i agree 100%

its like when you get those peole on x factor or american idol who are so bad and then they say "well my friends say im really good" and you think ha! what friends?!?
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Post by kvampireloverr »

let the bodies hit the floor
it's super annoying but really funny
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Post by bananas_4_edward »

Well...there's this song called Lake Bodom by Children of Bodom. And the lyrics are all dark and stuff like the band. But, they sound nothing like the actual lyrics! They sound like this. Listen for yourself if you don't believe!

"Give me soapy windshield!
Cow that jacked my knife!
Tuna god!
A line!
A cow!
Take tomorrow's pill.
Sat on the light on the way to the skies.
Raising a swamp to the loud!
Go hang your gauge.
A blind conversation!
Lobby,
Weigh,
WOW!!!!!
White!
(music)
So paint your banjo!
Cop broke, so pay!
Lie to the Sith.
Lime will make 'U'!
Your robe...smashed his pocket on the dock!
He sail right by my scythe!
Take a turnip!
Rice too dyed by now!
A keg!
Beer lite!
He praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed.
He packed off the light wall.
The sailor began.
Light of day...
A toupee!
Saltine, potato.
Glass in the windshield.
Lye
Fwa
Wow!
Yeah.
YOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Sat on the Limewire.
Heads to the sky.
Hey, you, this tastes good. Yum!
(music)
Hey!
Walk this perfect dog!
Take...the salad by my side.
Take...me to the place with gunfire!
Hay!
YOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Lights of the sky.
Salt to the night.
Lie in the day!
This tastes good!"


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Edward's Vampheart wrote:
Crooked_Rose wrote:TAYLOR THE LATTE BOY!!!!!!!!!

There's a boy who works at Starbucks
Who is very inspirational.
He is very inspirational because of many things.

I come in at 8:11, and he smiles and says, "How are you?"
When he smiles and says, "How are you?"
I could swear my heart grows wings!

So today at 8:11
I decided I should meet him
I decided I should meet him
In a proper formal way.

So today at 8:11 when he smiled and said "How are you?"
I said "Fine, and my name's Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey."
And I said "My name is Kristen, and thank you for the extra foam'"

And he said his name was Taylor,
Which provides the inspiration for this poem:

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him'

So I'd like to get my nerve up
To recite my poem musical.
He would like the fact it's musical
Because he plays guitar.
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me he was playing
In a band down in the village in the basement of a bar.

And he smoothly flipped the lever to prepare my double latte,
But for me he made it triple! And he didn't think I knew
But I saw him flip the lever, and for me he made it triple,
And I knew that triple latte meant that Taylor loved me too!
I said, "What time are you playing? And thank you for the extra skim'"
He said, "Keep the $3.55," because this triple latte was on him.

Taylor the latte boy,
Bring me java, bring me joy!
Oh Taylor the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him'

I used to be the kind of girl who'd run when love rushed toward her.
But finally a voice whispered "Love can be yours, if you step up to the counter, and order."

Taylor, the latte boy
Bring me java, bring me joy
Oh Taylor the latte boy
I love him, I love him, I love him.

So many years my heart has waited,
Who'd have thought that love could be so caffeinated?
Taylor, the latte boy,
I love him, I love him, I love him.
I love him, I love him, I love him.
Isn't this song ironic. I mean Taylor Lautner is playing Jake and Kristen Stewart is playing Bella! :lol:
I didn't even think of that LOL!
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The lyrics to the song Guy Love from Scrubs: My Musical make me laugh so hard:
J.D.]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,

*[J.D. and Turk]
Than explain our *
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[Turk]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,

[Turk]
It's guy love

[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.

[Turk]
We're closer than the average man and wife,

[J.D.]
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

[Turk]
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

[J.D.]
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

[J.D.]
There's no need to clarify,

[Turk]
Oh no?

[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.

[J.D. and Turk]
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The *feeling* of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[J.D.]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

[Turk]
I'll be there to share the highs.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love,
Between two guys.

[J.D.]
And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it impies.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys
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Hump De Bump by Red Hot Chili Peppers

40 detectives this week
40 detectives strong
Takin' a stroll down Love Street
Strollin' is that so wrong
Can I get my co-defendant

Hump de bump doop bodu
Bump de hump doop bop
Hump de bump doop bodu

Bump de hump doop bodu
Hump de bump doop bop
Bump de hump doop bodu

Bump bump

Listen to me what I said
Try to get it through your head
A little bit of circumstance
A chance to make out

Livin' in a citadel
It's hard enough to be yourself
Waiting for the bell to toll
And I am wide awake now

Workin' the beat as we speak
Working the belle du monde
Believe in the havoc we wreak
Believin', is that so wrong
Can I get my co-dependent

Must have been a hundred miles
Any of a hundred styles
It's not about the smile you wear
But the way we make out

When I was an all aloner
Nothin' but a two-beach comber
Anybody seen the sky?
I'm wide awake now
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RocketShip_Getaway wrote:Hump De Bump by Red Hot Chili Peppers

40 detectives this week
40 detectives strong
Takin' a stroll down Love Street
Strollin' is that so wrong
Can I get my co-defendant

Hump de bump doop bodu
Bump de hump doop bop
Hump de bump doop bodu

Bump de hump doop bodu
Hump de bump doop bop
Bump de hump doop bodu

Bump bump

Listen to me what I said
Try to get it through your head
A little bit of circumstance
A chance to make out

Livin' in a citadel
It's hard enough to be yourself
Waiting for the bell to toll
And I am wide awake now

Workin' the beat as we speak
Working the belle du monde
Believe in the havoc we wreak
Believin', is that so wrong
Can I get my co-dependent

Must have been a hundred miles
Any of a hundred styles
It's not about the smile you wear
But the way we make out

When I was an all aloner
Nothin' but a two-beach comber
Anybody seen the sky?
I'm wide awake now
I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Lol, that song is so random. Actually, all of their songs are random.
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