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I think that 'Straight Lines' by Silverchair is hilarious. When he says something about a sex change. Great stuff.
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There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It by panic! at the disco

Please leave all overcoats, canes and... top hats with the doorman.
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and.....

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and.....

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, whoa-oh
Everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new !cancer!,
Never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain and
I bet you just can't keep up with(keep up!)these fashionistas and.
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that,"I'm a diva"
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
On the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

I'm the new !cancer!,
Never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Haven't you heard that I'm the new !cancer!?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
Haven't you heard that I'm the new !cancer!?
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.

And I know, and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.

And I know, and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the PUNCH!
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MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER!!! GO WATCH IT!!!

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My favorite funny song is "Road Man" by Smashmouth.

Road man driving in the road van
He's got to beat the clock to the next town
Road man driving in the road van
I set up the sound system for the band
Road man slow it down
And you will get there safe and sound
He says no no no the show must go on
Road man driving like a mad man
Breaking land speed records in the van
Road man he don't mind police man
Leaving a trail of ripped up citations

[Chorus]
Road man heavy load
He's got to stop and smell the rose
Road man he says no go
I've got to be the king of the road
Road man didn't see the train man
Until it was too late to slow the van
Meanwhile the band is waiting for the Road man
Who was crushed by his beloved sound system

[Chorus]
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Post by Wolbachia »

Show Me Yo' Bootyhole by Saosin. Oh god, this is the funniest song I've ever heard. XD

Lyrics and song:
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Tarzan and Jane by Toybox is a hilarious song, along with thier song Best Friend. Here's part of Best friend.
Chours:
He's my Best Friend, best of all best friends do you have a best friend too. Tickles in my tummy he's so yummy yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!
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When I first heard 'Crayons can melt on us for all I care' by Relient K, it made me laugh for awhile.
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Post by HalfEvil333 »

Ooo I another song that's hilarious is "The Idiot Son Of An A$$hole" by NOFX!

http://www.punkvoter.com/anim/anim-idiot.html

WARNING: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU SUPPORT PRESIDENT BUSH.

I don't. So yeah I think it's one of the most hilarious songs I've ever heard.

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Post by puprlepenguin »

The Veggie Tale songs just crack me up. I heard them in college when I was training to be a teacher and the lyrics are all so funny. I especially the Endangered Love one by Larry.

As for normal lyrics that are funny Low Rider and the California song that was the beginning to the OC. Weezer's Broke my Heart and the Sweater song are also pretty funny.
"As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd stay away."
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"Banana Phone" by Raffi, haha, I mean come on.

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