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Song Lyrics that make you laugh.

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Simple Plan's "God must hate me" made me laugh my donkey off.

Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up ever little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
And I want to go home

Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
And now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe
Once again

I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up every little thing I ever try to do
I'm born to lose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God Must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and
I want to go home

So what in the world am I supposed to do?
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do?

God Must hate me
He cursed me for eternity
God Must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell and
I want to go home
(God must hate me)
I want to go home
(God must hate me)
I want to go home
(God must hate me)
I want to go home
(God must hate me)
I want to go home
(God must hate me)
You can't save me
God Must hate me now

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Post by Violet »

i think the song is called Secrets, by the Veronicas.
It's a lie - a kiss with open eyes.

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Post by LikeASunburn »

goofiest song ever = man from milwaukee

it started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
sitting beside me was a man with no hair
from the look on his face and the size of his toes
he comes from a place that nobody knows


maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
if you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why


i've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
he's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
he's been talking to mars but i think he's wacky
he says they'll come get him, come get him some day


he says where he's from is called albertane
there they use more than 10% of the brain
but you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
they run around in underwear and they never shave


or maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
if you asked me now then i couldn't tell you why


i've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
he's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
he's been talking to mars but i think he's wacky
he says they'll come get him, come get him some day

this is mother bird calling baby bird
baby bird come in, come in baby bird
for the love of pete come in!

this is baby bird, sorry i was watching court tv
do you copy? do you copy?

of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color!

you wouldn't believe me if i told you the rest
the man sitting by me who was barely dressed
flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
and left me at the bus stop just barely sane


i've been sitting here too long thinkin' about milwaukee
i've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
i'm talking to mars you may think I'm wacky
i know they'll come get me, come get me someday
i know they'll come get me and take me away
i know they'll come get me, come get me someday
if not tomorrow then maybe today
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Post by Bellasparallel »

Does your chain hang low?
Do it wobble to da fro?
Does it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?


I find this slightly ridiculous.
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Post by twilight_zoned »

LikeASunburn wrote:goofiest song ever = man from milwaukee

it started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
sitting beside me was a man with no hair
from the look on his face and the size of his toes
he comes from a place that nobody knows


maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
if you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why


i've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
he's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
he's been talking to mars but i think he's wacky
he says they'll come get him, come get him some day


he says where he's from is called albertane
there they use more than 10% of the brain
but you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
they run around in underwear and they never shave


or maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
maybe i'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
if you asked me now then i couldn't tell you why


i've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
he's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
he's been talking to mars but i think he's wacky
he says they'll come get him, come get him some day

this is mother bird calling baby bird
baby bird come in, come in baby bird
for the love of pete come in!

this is baby bird, sorry i was watching court tv
do you copy? do you copy?

of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color!

you wouldn't believe me if i told you the rest
the man sitting by me who was barely dressed
flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
and left me at the bus stop just barely sane


i've been sitting here too long thinkin' about milwaukee
i've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
i'm talking to mars you may think I'm wacky
i know they'll come get me, come get me someday
i know they'll come get me and take me away
i know they'll come get me, come get me someday
if not tomorrow then maybe today



HAHAHAHAHA! to this day i love it....... only you will know these lyrics :wink:


"i'm puff brocolie, uh yeah yeeeah i'm i'm i'm puff brocolie with the puff puff" lol!!! thats not exactly what he said but whatever oh and!!

the natalie portman song by Isaac Hanson :wink:
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Post by inhuman_beauty »

this song by hellogoodbye


Prom is coming
It's on the 17th of May
And I've got a message
I want to convey

I'll buy a nice suit
And you can wear a pretty dress
You will watch me dance
And realize I am the best

[Chorus]
Will you go to prom with me
(And dance [x6])
Will you go to prom with me
(And dance [x6])

We'll slow dance
And fast dance
And clap, clap, clap our hands (clap, clap, clap)

My moves will be so hot
You'll have to stand under the fan

This dance will be better
Than your favorite ice cream
I cut like a knife
And I dance just like a dream

[Chorus x2]

Lets go to prom
Ahhh... let's go to prom
Lets go to the prom [x2]

(I buy nothing
Jessie buy nothing)

[Chorus x4]

Prom with Jesse

And this (it's not meant to be serious haha) song by Green day - All By Myself....it's pretty darn hilarious to sing too.

I was alone,I was all by myself
No one was looking, I was thinking of you
Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself
All by myself...
All by myself...
All by myself...

I went to your house,but no one was there
I went in your room
I was all by myself
You and me had
Such wonderful times
When I'm all by myself,
All by myself

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Post by Cioccolata »

The bad touch by the Bloodhound gang :P
It's so dirty, I'm not posting the lyrics here

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Valentino- Bowling For Soup

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, 'Would you please be mine.'
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, 'You're trying to
make me fat.'

[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said ' Oh bother, this is
red.'
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , 'I can't believe you're
so stupid.'

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Post by Litera »

AC/DC - Big Balls

Warning: Dirty lyrics may insue hilarity and gagging.

I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood sock, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker
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Hmm, I'm an Arrogant Worms fan. WHere to begin?

History Is Made By Stupid People

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica.
Columbus made history thinking some island was India.
General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run.
All these men are famous, and they're also very dumb.

History is made by stupid people.
Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you want to place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.

Nobility are famous for no reason.
Marie Antoinette enjoyed her cake.
She cause a Revolution when she would not share.
And her husband lost his head for that mistake.

The Hindenberg was a giant zeppelin.
Her makers made a minor oversight.
Before they filled it up with explosive gas
They should have fixed the no smoking light.

Cuzzz!
History is made by stupid people.
Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you want to place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.

Tally-Ho! Tally-Ho!
Our king and country's honor we will save.
Tally-Ho! Tally-Ho!
We're marching into history and the grave.

So, if your son or daughter seem too lazy,
Sitting there watching MAD T.V.
Just remember you should be quite grateful
At least they're not making history.

Ahhh!
History is made by stupid people.
clever people wouldn't even try.
If you want to place in the history books,
Then do something dumb before you die.
Do something dumb before you die
Do something dumb before you die!!!!!

ANd I would like to say that Toronto is the greatest city on Earth . . . but this song is still funny. And it's true about the mayor.


The Toronto Song Lyrics

I hate the skydome and the CN tower too,
I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo,
The rent's too high, the air's unclean,
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean,
And the women are big and the men are dumb,
And the children are loopy because they live in a slum!
The water is polluted and their mayor's a dork,
They dress real bad and they think they're New York,
In Toronto, Ontario-o-o
-Ya know actually I, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario-
(Oh yeah, me too!)
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey point sucks,
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulruney,
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree,
I went to see the Maple-Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck,
(Ah, I-I don't evenknow how they did it really, I mean I was playing the organ at the time!)
ONTARIO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O SUCKS,
Yep, actually now that I think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country,
Oh yeah-except Alberta! Oh yeah, I love Alberta, Yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, and trees, and rocks and dirt!
(moo moo moo)

But,
I hate Newfoundland because they talk so wierd, and Prince Edward Island is-Too Small,
Nova Scotia's dumb because it's the name of a bank, New Bruinswick doesn't have a good mall!
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad, Ontario Sucks, Ontario Sucks!
(Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre,
Isn't that stupid!)
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old,
And as for the territories,( they're too cold!)
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us
Cause Alberta doesn't suck
But Calgary does


Jesus' Brother Bob

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised
I bet you know my relatives their names will never die
My mother is a saint and my brother is a God
But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob
CHORUS
Jesus' brotehr Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I'd been born just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of God junior
I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee
But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free
I finally get to work 'bout a quarter after nine
Already he's turning water into wine
CHORUS
One day when I was home I heard a mighty roar
There were a thousand people right outside the door
"Help us Jesus, help us" came the cheering from the mob
Then they got a look at me, "Oh nuts, it's only Bob."
CHORUS
He died upon the cross, I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to
know me for me
This was my big chance to
finally get ahead
The next thing you know
he's rising from the dead
CHORUS
Bob

The War of 1812

Oh come back proud canadians
before you had tv
no hockey night in canada
there was no cbc
in 1812 madison was mad
he was the president, you know
but he thought he tell the british where they ought to go
he thougth he'd invade canada
he thought that he was tough
instead he went to washington
and burned down all his stuff

and the whitehouse burned burned burned
and we're the ones that did it
it burned burned burned
while the president ran and cried
it burned burned burned
and things were very historical
and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
wa wa waaaa
in the war of 1812

now hillbillies from kentucky
dressed in green and red
left home to fight in canada
but they returned home dead
its only war the yankees lost
except for vietnam
and also the alamo
and the bay of... ham
the loser was america
the winner was ourselves
so join right in and gloat about
the war of 1812
and the whitehouse burned burned burned
and we're the ones that did it
it burned burned burned
while the president ran and cried
it burned burned burned
and things were very historical
and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
wa wa waaaa
in the war of 1812

in 1812 we were just sittin' around
mindin' our own business
puttin' crops into the ground
we heard the soldiers coming
and we didnt like that sound
so we took a boat to washington
and burned it to the ground

oh, oh...
we burned our guns
but the yankees kept on coming
there wasn't quite as many
as there was a while ago
we fired once more
and the yankees started runnin
down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico
they ran through the snow
and they ran through the forest
they ran throught the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go
they ran so fast that they forgot to take their culture
back to america, gulf, and texico

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

and the whitehouse burned burned burned
but the americans won't admit it
it burned, burned, burned,
it burned and burned and burned
it burned, burned, burned,
now, i bet that made them mad
and the americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
waa waa waah!
in the war of 1812!
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