SKITS #2

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Edward: wow, everyone's like all weird........it makes me miss bella

Alice: suck it up!
Edward: grrrrrrrrrrr..........
Alice: oh don't be such a baby Edward, honestly, now go get Emmett, I'm too tired to do it myself

* at water world*

Victoria: fine I give up
Emmett: no....I have to kill you before you can do that!
Victoria: noooooooooo!!!!!
Esme: noooooooooo!!!!
Emmett: yyyesssssssssss!! * kills victoria*
little kid: one: :cry:
little kid two: awesome
every non vampire at waterworld: :shock:
emmett: ummmmm......
esme: thank you everyone for coming to see our show, death of redhead at waterpark by banana obsessed jedi, don't miss our next show!
emmett: ya, clap!
*all clap*
*edward appears*
edward: uh oh..blood in pool.......... emmett yelling.......not good
emmett: yay! I'm an actor!!!!!!!!
Esme: uh hi Edward
Edward: ooooooooooohhhh Emmett you're going to be in trouble when the voultri find out about this
Esme: they won't come, we totally covered up by saying we were acting
Edward: oh cool.......oooooohhhhhhh Emmett Carlisle's going to pissed!
emmett: he's in Brazil
Edward: actually he's in Paraguay now
emmett: oh
* in paraguay*
Carlisle: *in Spanish* ya and then....get this-
Bella: sprechen ze english? ( i know I spelled that wrong, but I totally forgot how to spell it)
Carlisle : that's german
Bella: oooohhhhh
Carlisle: so anyways
Bella: Carlisle who ar you talking to?
Carlisle: that cow over there of course, who do you expect me to talk to, jesus Bella
Bella: I miss eddie *starts rocking back and forth* I want to go hoe. go home.....go home............to eddie.........I miss eddie......I want to go home
Carlisle: Bella you're being quite rude
Bella: eddie...........I miss eddie...............and green........I miss rain...........I want to go homee
Carlisle: bella, it's green and rainy here
Bella: I want to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlisle: FINE!
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Post by WinniePony »

Lol! Emmett has been obsessed with bananas like FOREVER. It must've started on the first thread, because I don't remember where it started either. Or maybe that's just my suckish memory. Poor poor knifey, may he rest in peace. But Jasper has knifee now, I was kind of wondering why he had a spoon. It's random. But we are the skits thread, I suppose. :D
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Post by Edwarded »

WinniePony wrote:Lol! Emmett has been obsessed with bananas like FOREVER. It must've started on the first thread, because I don't remember where it started either. Or maybe that's just my suckish memory. Poor poor knifey, may he rest in peace. But Jasper has knifee now, I was kind of wondering why he had a spoon. It's random. But we are the skits thread, I suppose. :D
I put the spoon in the skit because this is a joke I've already heard about people cutting themselves (well that's not a funny topic though). Sometimes instead of a spoon, there is a sheet of paper (you have more chances to cut yourself with a paper than with a spoon by the way lol).

And thank you very much for your explanations Lidiacriss !
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

lol! i miss knifey too. jasper was and always will be my emo buddy! lol. i can think. but i do have an idea that maybe something can happen with the movie Camp Rock! i love that movie! sorry lol.
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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haha. i remember on the first skits page there a skit with a show like opera or dr.phil anyways. emmett went on the show in exchage for cookies but someone said it would be more like emmett if it was bananas. and so the emmett and bananas started. (bet you didn't think i knew that huh.) :D
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vampireartist wrote:haha. i remember on the first skits page there a skit with a show like opera or dr.phil anyways. emmett went on the show in exchage for cookies but someone said it would be more like emmett if it was bananas. and so the emmett and bananas started. (bet you didn't think i knew that huh.) :D
Oh! I remember something like that! So we either have some recurring themes, or it WAS my suckish memory. Was it on the first thread, or the second?
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*carlisle and bella poof back to the cullens house*
bella:eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*looks around* where is edward??!??!
alice:*sigh* he went to get emmett.
jasper:*crying*she's too lazy and doesnt care about anyone. she made rose leave. i was just starting to think we could be emo buddies when SHE MADE HER LEAVE!!!!!111*crys harder*
alice:oh young jasper. shut up or i will take away knifee and all of our silverwear!
jasper:*screams*NOOOOOOOOO!*crys* please master alice please dont do that they are my only friends!!!!!!!!
alice:then stop cry!
jasper:YOU DIDNT SAY PLEASE!*crys*
*edward poofs in with emmett and esme. edward sees jasper*
edward:so what did i miss?
jasper:SHE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!! I WANT MY KNIFEE!!!*runs upstairs*
alice:you baby!
*jasper screaming from upstairs* I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!
bella:EDDIE!!!! squee! *runs and jumps in edwards arms.* i missed you so much!!!!!!!!!!
edward:i missed you too love.*kisses bella*
emmett:get a room!
*everyone stops. there is a knock at the door*


*gasp* what or who is at the door! continue!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Can I have a short summary? *cries softly* It's been so long since I came on this thread. I've missed it so much. *hugs the whole SKITS thread*
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Post by WinniePony »

Welcome back Chadley! :D So we just started a new thread, obviously, so it shouldn't take that long to read. But everyone just came back from their various locations, and someone knocked on the door....dun dun dun dun.

So I would continue, but I don't know who should be at the door...sorry. :cry:
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

ill add on i couldnt think of wat should be there but now i do!

emmett:*cowers in fear* someone get it.
esme:its okay sweety.
edward:ill get it.
bella:no edward what if its bad?!
edward:bella ill be fine.
*edward walks over to door and opens it slowly*
emmett:*squeals and faints*
carlisle:omigod!!! *faints*
bella:yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alice:no. *walks away*
edward:um hello?
*the jonas brohers are at the door!*
joe:uh someone called and wanted a private show.?
nick:yeah.
kevin:look a gragonfly!!!!!! squee *chases dragonfly*
edward:wow. who called? *to the cullens*
alice:*from upstairs* emmett.
*jasper appears*
jasper:omigod! the jo bros!!!!!!!1 i love ya'll soooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!
joe:okay so are we gona play?
emmett:*waking up* what happened? *sees the jonas brothers* squeeeeee! they came!!!!!! *to esme* oh mommy please can the play?!!!?!?
esme:i thought i wasnt your mom?
emmett:oh please esme?!?!?!?!?!???
esme:fine.
*emmett bella and carlisle as he wakes up*squeeeee!
nick:uh so where should we set up?


what will happen at the private preformance? continue!!!!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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