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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

thanks shannie! and laney i think we all are obsessed lol!!!!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by lidiacriss »

ugh, I'm still brain dead, this sucks....... the skits are really funny you guys!
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

wow 24 hours of nothing....i cant continue my own skit sry.
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

I'm sorry. I wasn't on the computer all day yesterday.
Yard sale. Then I went to a party.
Then i almost died.
j/k but I do have a infected spider bite and it made me sick.
anyway, continuing....now.

*in a death defying stunt edward shimmy up the rest of the glass tube, shatters it, grabs Bella, and does multiple arial (spl?) gymnastics on the way back down to the bank.*
Bella: thank you Eddie puss *she kissed him*
Edward: Stop it Bella. I'll kill you! (ha ha Shannie)
WW: *turning a sick looking shade of purple* You. Broke. My. Big. Glass. Tube. I. Shall. Kill. You. Know.
Alice: i don't have to see the future to know what comes next. EVERYBODY RUN!

*they all take off running and go back to the cullen's house when jake walks back in the room*
Jake: DUUUUDE! why are you purple?
*then the oopah loompahs, being the sub intelligent creatures they are, mistake sexy Jakey for eddie puss and tie him up and torture him with all types of candy related things, but he's a werewolf so he isn't harmed. He changes and runs away to Canda, where as far as the rest of the pack can tell he is sitting in a corner, in his wolf form, thinking. NO MORE OOMPAH LOOMPAHS MOMMY! SAVE ME!!*
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Post by dandyvampgirl_13 »

Hey, we're back at the house. Oh goody.

Edward: Hey Bella! Guess what!?!!?
Bella: What?
Edward: I found this BIG. YELLOW. BUTTON. And when I push it, it makes banana splits!
Bella: Sexy man say wha?
Edward: I LOVE splits! YAY hahaha I love bananas more than watching Bella fall!
Bella: Edward, are you feeling okay? You're acting kind of weird...
Edward: Silly Bella, I'm not Eddie boy! I'm Emmett, duh! *laughs at her* Sorry, I just found this Sexy Man/Vampire costume and the urge to poke fun was too much to resist.
Bella: *sighs* Jeez, Emmett, sometimes I wonder how Rosalie ever fell for you...
Emmett: *pouts* I feel soo... Unloved....
Jasper: Come and join the emo cult Emmett! I need an emo buddy!
Emmett: Heck no! THe emo cult died AGES ago, remember? Psh, like I would join... *walks off*
Jasper: Fine, I'll go somewhere where emo is appreciated *emo pouts*
Alice: Jeez people, get a flowering life...
Jasper: But, Alice honey, we're dead, remember? We can't get a life!
Emmett: ENOUGH WITH THE FLOWERING DEAD JOKES! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Everyone: *rolls eyes*
Rosalie: Soooo... what do we do now?
Alice: I see us.... having a giant light saber battle in the front yard.....
Emmett: I call dibs on the pink one!!!
Jasper: I wanted the pink one!!!!
Alice: I thought you liked purple best, Jazzy?
Jasper: *gusty sigh* Fine Emmett, you can have the pink one...
Emmett: YAY! *runs outside, smashing an Emmett sized hole in the wall*
Jasper+Alice: *sigh and follow him, but out the door*
Bella: *peeks out from behind the couch* Are they all gone?
*crickets chirp*
Bella: I guess so...
Edward: *sneaks up behind Bella and puts his hands over her eyes* Guess who, Bellz!?!
Bella: *sighs* Emmett, please, not this again, I told you, I don't like bananas, I like lemons...
Edward: *gasps!* Bella! You don't even recognize your own good old fashion lover boy?!?
Bella: Oh flower! Eddie baby I'm so sorry, I didn't realize.., Emmett's been fooling around...
Emmett: *smashes a new entrance in the wall* Jeez, Bella, couldn't you tell I was outside? And man, Ed, I am sooo PWNING Jasper right now, and Rose is beating the crap out of Alice. You should come play when you're done with her, we might need the help. *smashes through the door*
Edward: Emmett, you know Esme won't be happy about that...
Bella: *sniffs* Edward? 'm sorry I didn'-
Edward: *cuts her off wiv a kiss* its okay, love. Now lets see, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted... oh yes, the make out session I felt like having...
Bella: Okay!
*make out session! Shield your eyes!!!*

and..... do what you want from there. Lightsabers and Sith Lord Alice are fun....
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

sorry you guys. I have nothing to offer today.
I've worked on a story of my own creation for a long time today. It is 6 pages long now. i'm very proud of it.
I WILL be the next stephanie meyer! lol well, i wish.


What if they all decided to go to an uninhabited island somewhere so they can go swimming?
i'm just giving an idea. take it or leave it, but I'd love to see Emmett trying to wear and speedo and everyone else trying to make him, NOT wear it.
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

i cant think of what to write but i do also have a sugestion! im in gatlinurg, tennessee right now and i just went to the Ripley's Mirror Maze!!!! it was so much fun! i think it would be very funny if the cullens tried to find there way around a maze of mirrors!!!!!!! yay! toodles!!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Edwarded »

omg i haven't been there for ages and you guys wrote so much ! I loved the Harry Potter thing ! You truly are genius (geniuses ?) !

I have an idea for the next skits let's write edward and bella's make out session ! I want to read it ! xDDD




PS: Have you ever thought how the real Cullens would react by reading our skits ? I mean, their egos really would be wounded... Emmet maybe would laugh, Carlisle would just have a smile like "hum, well they're humans" and Jasper would be really wounded, I think...
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

ummm... there are no real cullens. we have nothing to worry about.
but I think Stephanie would get a kick out of reading this.
I'll write some more skit later.
I'm too exhauted to think right now.
I've been cleaning out the junk room and converting it into a music room.
It's been scary.
but I do like that house of mirrors idea.
i'll write that if no one else has when i get to writing later.
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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Laney, i TOTALLY love the whole, "Bella! I'll kill you!!". Those were good times. Anways i can't really think of anything, so sorry. I'm brain-dead, but the skits are pretty funny though. :)
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"You are my life now." He said simply.

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