SKITS #2

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Shannie_is_Emmett
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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Our Icy Affection, those were funny. Hey everybody, these skits just keep getting better and better!! I'm kind of brain dead right now, actually i have been for a while now, but until i think of something, keep up the hilarity!! : )
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-Edward

"I love you." I whispered.
"You are my life now." He said simply.

"Your wrong you know,"
"You are worth it." -Jasper

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Post by Our Icy Affection »

Thanks. But seriously, has anyone here ever thought of how humans farting affect vampires?
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Post by Kelli Shayne is Rosalie »

I mean with their potent sense of smell........I feel really bad for them. It's hilarious though. I mean those skits. Funny! :lol:
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Post by pale.carmine »

wow. the cullens do get into strange situations...
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Post by lidiacriss »

ugh I have absolutely no idea of what to write, and I'm going on a weekend trip to Iowa so this is my last post. These are really funny by the way
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

not to be rude to anybody, but there is a thread to discuss the vampire farting thing. it's under quench your thirst. can we please keep acual skits going?

anyways
*while the girls are beating Jasper and Emmett to a not bloody pullp (vampires obviously don't have blood) we go back to the tour with the rest of the cullens and bella*

WW: and now we go to the chocolate room, where we mix the chocolate in our chocolate waterfall.
Bella: CHOCOLATE?! did he just say chocolate?
Edward: *grabs her arm* mr. wonka, i think it would be a good idead to skip this part of the tour.
WW: why?
*bella breaks loose and runs free and jumps into the chocolate river*
Edward: that would be why.
WW: oh dear.
*bella is now sucked up the pipes like in the movie and in refusing to come out*


okay, suckish, i know, but I tried. my mind is being melted by the boringness of watching this yard sale. I'm literally watching it as i type. i want to do something!!!
AGH!!!
sorry.
that was impulsive.
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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Funny. I'll try. If it's not great, sorry.

Bella: CHOCOLATE!!!!! YAYNESS!!!
Edward: Bella, darling, i really think that you should come out!
Bella: And leave the chocolate?!?! :shock: I think not!!
Edward: There's chocolate out here. Now if you come out, you can have some.
Bella: Why should i?
Edward:*looks hopeful* Because you love me?! *crosses his fingers*
Bella: Ummm...No!
Edward: PLease!! PLease!! PLease!! *starts jumping up and down*
WW: Mam, i really think it would be wise of you to come out now.
Bella:Why!?! Does nobody care about MY needs!!?!?!
WW:Well.....it's not that....
Bella: Then what is it?!
WW:*Looks around nervously*Umm..the oompa loompa's don't like for the chocolate to be contaminated...
Bella:Well, i don't see any oompa loo-*looks around, and see's oompa loompa's coming twards her looking angerly(sp?)*
Edward: Uh oh.....


I have to go help my mom, so if someone could continue that would be wonderfully serindipitous of you...:)
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I'm here and i love you. I HAVE always loved you and i WILL always love you.
-Edward

"I love you." I whispered.
"You are my life now." He said simply.

"Your wrong you know,"
"You are worth it." -Jasper

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

i want to write so badly.
but i don't want to look that obsessive with the skit.
someone continue so i can write soon.
please.
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

ill try!

edward:bella love, please come to me now!
bella:okay.*trys to get out* uh oh.
edward:what now?!
alice:uh oh is right!!!
edward:*reads alice's mind* BELLA LOVE COME NOW!!!!
bella:*sees oompa loompa's climbing up to where she is stuck*EDWARD!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!! I DONT WANT THE LIL PEOPLE TO GET ME!!!
edward:im comeing my love!!!*runs to the tube and starts climbing. comes to first oompa loompa and knocks him into the chocolate* hahaha take that orange dude!
*an oompa loompa reaches bella and opens the tube somehow (lol)*
bella:EDWARD!!! *to oompa loompa* DONT TOUCH ME!!!! *punches oompa loompa. he falls to his chocolate death! (jk lol not death)
edward:good job bella!*keeps knocking them off*
alice:uh oh.
edward:WHAT NOW!*sees* oh.
*jacob walks up to them*
jacob:hey guys what are we up too now?
emmett:bella just got stuck and edward is trying to save her before the oompa loompa's get to her and do who knows what.
jacob:ahhhh*grabs a lolli pop and starts eating it*
jasper:yeah. same ol same ol.
jacob:well have fun with that.*walks away*
alice:wow. i thought he would try and save bella and run with her again.
edward:oh well! BELLA IM ALMOST THERE!!!!
bella:*still fighting off lil people* HURRY EDDIE PUSS!!!!!

what will happen next?!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Great job, aribella! That was good. I have to go to bed now, so i can't write, but Laney, it's okay to be obsessive sometimes! Lol, people keep up the hilarity!! Love it!!
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Time passes, even when it seems impossible. -Bella

I'm here and i love you. I HAVE always loved you and i WILL always love you.
-Edward

"I love you." I whispered.
"You are my life now." He said simply.

"Your wrong you know,"
"You are worth it." -Jasper

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