SKITS #2

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Post by Musique »

Nice skit thread! Brought a smile to my face, haha. Wld love to continue, but my brain's dry. Lol.

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Alice: ummmmmmm... edward, shopping?
Edward: yes
Alice: shopping's kind of my thing
Jasper: actually-
Alice: shut up young Jasper, you know nothing
Jasper: grrr.............
Carlisle: I miss my wig, and my music, THIS FAMILY OPPRESSES ME!!
Emse: shhh it's okay Carlisle
Carlisle: I'm not listening to you.....OPPRESSOR!
Rose: STOPP IT!!!!! SHUT UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Edward: A little loud maybe rose
Rose: you are not exempted from my rules of silence!
Edward: sorry
Rose: I have a plan
everyone: :shock:
Rose: come one it's not that shocking, and besides, it's better than Edward's
Alice: hey, yeah it is
Edward: :cry:
Esme: so what is it?
Rose: okay....so Jake is in on the whole Hannah Montana thing right?
Jasper: right
Rose: so, it's simple we get him hooked on another bad singer
Alice: that's not the plan!!!!!!!!
Rose: * glares at alice* shut up!!!!!!!! If you knew the plan, you would know that we had to trick Carlisl- whoops, um , I mean
Carlisle: OPPRESSORS ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!
Emmett: * comes back with Bella* they was all outta bananas
Bella: I'm no longer speaking to you Edward
Edward: no....... bella
Bella: * sobbing* you....don't....trust ....me- hey! a butterfly! fly fly fly!


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Edward: Bella, love, will you please try to pay attention?
Bella: :evil:
Edward: Okay, okay. Go chase the butterfly.
Bella: YAY!! :D

Emmett: No.more.bananas. WAAA!!!!
Rose: It's okay, Emmett. Just sing your banana song.
Emmett: YAY! Okay. One banana, two banana, three banana, FOUR!!
Alice: Oh boy. Here we go again.

Sorry it was so short, but I really liked the banana song.
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edwrad:okay! time to actually get to the bottom of the jacob/walrus thing!
alice:ok. the plan?
edward:shopping.
alice:edward we are not shopping.
edward:no i have a plan just come on!
*they all go to wal mart*
alice:yay! shopping!!!!!!!!!! oooooo look at that! and that!
bella:*pouting* i dont want to be here!
edward:bella love please please please stop being imature. *picks bella up and throws her over his shoulder*
esme:um edward...poeple are staring...
edward:oh! yeah sorry. *sets bella down* bella please be good.
bella:*crosses arms* fine.
edward:thanks. now lets find the kid section.
emmett:its over there *points to kid section* i should know*smiles big*
edward:now look for hannah montana stuff.
emmett:right here! i know where all her stuff is! duh!
edward:thanks.*grabs two wigs* lets go.
*they pay and leave*
rose:what are we suposed to do know?
edward:we need someone who can cross the border and is a girl....
*all look at bella. bella is staring out the window. sees them looking at her.*
bella:whats up?
edward:bella dear would you like to go on a little trip?
bella:sure! where we going?
edward:la push. will you wear this please?*hands bella the wig*
bella:sure......*puts wig on*
edward:close enough.
emmett and carlisle:*gasp* ITS HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!
emmett:omg!!!!!!!! i love you! *feints*
carlisle:WILL YOU MARRY ME?!!?!
esme:CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!
carlisle:what?!....oh...sorry.
edward:uhh okay then. lets go...
rose:what about emmett?
edward:leave him.
rose:fine with me.
alice:uhh maybe you should stay with him rose..
rose:why?!
alice:*taps head* i see things.
rose:oh. okay.
edward:now lets go.
*they all get in the cars and head toward la push's border line*


what will happen????????!!!!?
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Skits #2

Post by Artemis Cullen »

Hahahahaha! Those skits were real funny!

Aribella yours made me crack up the hardest! Hahahaha! :lol:

All Funny Skits Make my day better! Yay! For the skits thread! :D
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

i try. lol thanks! i love to write! it just flows. everyone else's skits are very funny too! keep it up!!!!!!!!!!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by WinniePony »

Gah! You guys already have 2 pages on the new thread!!! You rock, it's official. Because I said so. :D

*at the boundary line*
Bella: Now what?
Edward: Bella, do you know the song "Nobody's Perfect" ?
Bella: SQUEE! I LOVE THAT SONG!
Edward: Erm...perfect. Start singing it really loud.
Bella: No problemo! :D
Alice: *hands out earplugs* Brace yourselves!
Bella: EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES! EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS! NOBODY'S PERFECT! I GOTTA WORK IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN TILL I GET IT RIGHT!
*Walrus--erm...flops? up*
Walrus: SQUEE!!!!!!! *faints* *dies* *revives* *squees again* *turns into Jake*
Emmett: Le gasp! Walrus is a DOG??!! But he was so...so...WALRUS-Y!
Jake/Walrus: SQUEE! IT'S HANNAH MONTANA! OMG I LOVE YOU!
Bella: Shut up Jake, it's just me.
Jake: You...you like Hannah Montana?!
Bella: Pshaw! Like, duh much!
Jake: *grins* want to make out?
Bella: Ew, stoppit. :x
Jake: Want to go to a Hannah Montana concert? I'm going to kidnap her!
Bella: Oh. My. Freaking. God. YOU HAVE HANNAH MONTANA TICKETS???
Jake: Yup. 8)
Bella: I am SO coming!
Carlisle: ME TOO!
Emmett: AND ME!
Bella: Squee! It'll be like a whole little party!
Jake: This is uber rad. Let's go!
*Later, at the Hannah Montana Concert*

So someone else can continue. But at the concert, I want Jake to kidnap Hannah Montana. Because it'd be uber awesomeness.
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Post by Artemis Cullen »

Winniepony wrote
"Bella: Pshaw! Like, duh much!
Jake: *grins* want to make out?
Bella: Ew, stoppit. :x "

Hahahaha! That part was real Funny! Love it! :D :lol:
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

i loved it too! i was crackin up! omg! i just loved it!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

i love that idea!
*the group is leaving the concert wearing purple shirts that have hannah montana on them.*
Carlisle: I loved that concert! It was so tweeny. And even though the singing was bad, and she is a terrible role model, and i cannot seem to figure out why....I LOVED IT!
Emmett: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!
*everyone bursts out into song*
bella: hey Jakey.
Jake: What?
why are you carrying a purse?
Jake:erm....
Bella: and why is is moving?
voice coming from bag: *it's very high and annoying* Where am I? why is is so dark? HELP!
*jake hits the bag with a brick*
Carlisle: What was that Jakey?
Jake: nothing.
*20 minutes later, the bag starts squirming again. Caslisle grabs the bag. He opens it.*
Carlisle: HOLY TONEDEF POPSTAR!! JAKEY KIDNAPPED HANNAH MONTANA
*her head pops outta the bag*
Emmett: SQUEE!!!! :D
Bella: although i am completely appalled by Jakey kidnapping a popstar....OMG I LOVE YOU HANNAH MONTANA!!!!

okay. I think that was pretty good. :D Can someone please keep it going. although i don't want my Jakey to be sent to jail.
and props to whoever came up with the Jamie is actually jake thing. It was AMAZING!!!
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