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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

lol im glade it did! that was my only idea!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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*Alice and Edward walk back in to the house*
Edward: Hello? It's over right?
Alice: don't be silly. i saw it. Esme took the wig and everything.
*the rest of the cullens walk in from the gradge. Esme throws the blonde wig into the trash can.*
Jasper: it's over thank God.
Edward: do i smell fish?
Rose: UGH!
Carlisle: yup. Emmett found Jamie today.
Alice:Who?
Bella: Jamie. He's so cute and adorable and walrusy!!! YAY!
*Emmett walks in, carrying jamie in one hand and a bag of fish in the other*
Emmett: I love you Jamie. you're so cute. and adorable. and Walrusy. yes you are. yes you are.
Rose: he is not staying in our room.
Emmett: of course not. That would be odd. he's going to stay with Eddie.
Edward: SAY WHA?!
Emmett: it would be weird for him to have to stay with a married couple and since you're not going to marry bella for a while it only makes sense for him to stay with you.
Edward: I will not have my room smelling like walrus.
Bella: I second that!

will jamie live with Edward. tune in when the next skitster comes up with something more brilliant.

Will jamie be the next mr. banana?
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Laney Jo is Alice wrote: Emmett: of course not. That would be odd. he's going to stay with Eddie.
Edward: SAY WHA?!
This one was really funny =) Can I try to continue ?

Emmet: Well, where do you want him to stay ? Aren't you moved by those big wet eyes ? Look at me Jamie ! Jamie ! Aaaw, nice little boy...
Bella (to Edward): Edward, our couple survived to James, to Victoria and to Jacob, but it won't survive to THAT.
Edward: Eer.. Emmet... I'm really sorry, you know I really like you as a brother and all the stuff, but we really can't... Bella is...
Bella: Allergic. To walruses. Since birth.
Emmet: Mmh, I see, you don't care about animals' lot ! You would abandon your dog on the side of the road. Fine. Fortunately, you're not the only one in this family *look at Alice*.
Alice: If I keep Jamie in my room, he will jump off my balcony. I saw it. Edward can tell *begging eyes to Edward*
Edward: Eer... yes, that's right. That was horrible. Lot of blood and walrus' pieces everywhere on the ground.
Emmet: Well, I can see you all... Oh, what is it Jamie ? Hungry ? Thirsty ? Aaaw, he wants to go poo-poo !
Esme: NOT HERE !
*Emmet go outside with Jamie to err... well. poo-poo.*
Alice: oh my god, he's sticking to this thing ! He won't stop harass us !
Edward: Jasper, can't you do something ? Like making the walrus suicidal ? You could make him eat himself, can't you ?
Jasper: I tried, but this walrus is different. Actually...
All: What ?
Jasper: I think Jamie isn't a walrus...

So what is it ? Suspense...
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Haha Funny! WAIT! :shock: I'm getting and idea! :D .......DANG! I lost it! :cry: back to the idea 'drawing' board! :roll:
Hahahaha! Stupid me, but I felt like I had to do that, by the way I did get and idea but I lost it as soon as I got it. *sigh* I'll just make comments on skits till I get an idea. :wink:
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Post by Kelli Shayne is Rosalie »

Awesome! A new thread! i would continue, but I'm all out of ideas. Oh, well. Next time. :D
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

i have an idea!!!!! hehehe!


*emmett runs in dry sobbing*
rose:oh what is it this time?
emmett:*sniff* jamie *sniff* ra...ra...*dry sobs*
edward:he....what?!
bella:ra....we need more than that.
alice:oh!
edward:oh my.
emmett:*through dry sobs* see!
jasper:*turning to alice*what happened?
alice:*whispers*he ran away.
emmett:waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
rose:*walks over to emmett*it okay he will come back.*to alice*will he come back?
alice:i dont know....
jasper:you dont know?!
edward:oh i see....
bella:hello cant see future or read minds here!
jasper:yeah!
alice:i cant see jamie's future....
jasper:you dont think...
alice:oh i think....
bella:jacob!!!!!!!
edward:maybe...but his thoughts were very walrusy.
emmett:i want jamie back!!!! now!!!!
rose:but he might be jacob.
emmett:jacob?! ewwwww!*stops dry sobbing* im over him.
rose:what?
esme:okay thats good...i think...
emmett:i want a banana! now! or lolli! oh how i miss lolli....*day dreams about lolli*(hehehe i remember lolli!)
rose:i hope those are good thoughts...
edward:they are...wow....
rose:*to emmett*lets go outside for a bit of fresh air ok emmy?
emmett:*dazzed*okay....
*they leave*
all:wow...
*bella walks over to the window*
bella:i bet it was jacob. but why...


sry if its corny im tired. i tried! lol. hope ya'll like!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

Manta

Post by Manta »

Wow. Laney Jo is Alice and Edward, I give you props. Those posts were pure magic. Let's see if I can keep it coming....

Bella: Why would Jake morph into a walrus?
*everyone ponders*
Jasper: I know why.
*Emmet and rose return; all eyes are on Jasper*
Jasper: Well, when werewolfs get really jelous, they can turn into walruses. And since its alowed in the treaty...
Alice: Oh my goodness he's right!
*enters Carlisle*
Rose:Carlisle, what were the exact rules of the treaty?
Carlisle: You all know the rules. Oh, I guess I forgot to mention one. If a wolf morphs into a walrus, they can cross the line.
Edward: Carlisle! What would posses you to make such an obtuse exception to the treaty?!
*shrugs Carslisle*
Carslisle:for fun
Bella: Well, what could Jake possibly be jelous of?
*Everyone stares at her holding hands with Edward*
Bella:I thought he accepted the fact I dumped him for Eddy.
Alice:I dont think he's jelous of that.....
*They all wonder what Jacob is jelous of*
*GASPS from everyone*
In unison: Carlisle, where exactly did you put your Hannah Montana wig?


suspense.........

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Manta wrote:*They all wonder what Jacob is jelous of*
*GASPS from everyone*
In unison: Carlisle, where exactly did you put your Hannah Montana wig?


suspense.........
Yay a new thread :) im kind of new to the skit thin but i watched ya'll on the last one, pretty good :) ill try....

Carlisle: Esme put it in the garbage can.....why?
Everyone: To the garbage can
* Everyone runs back into the house and checks the garbage*
Edward: *Yells* EMMETT!!!!!
*Emmett walks in*
Emmett: What?
Edward: did you see Jamie sneaking around the garbage can?
Emmett: Oh yes!!! i thought it was so cute!!!! he was sniffing all walrusy and He kept making faces as he sniffed around the house and he was just sooo funny!!!! Oh i wish you could have seen him, He looked so---
Edward: he was making faces???
Emmett: yeah!! yeah!! and---
Alice: well that explains it!!!! :evil:
Edward: your right Alice :x
Bella: explains what? :?
Alice*to Edward*: and you couldnt tell anything by his thoughts?!?!?!? :evil: :evil: :evil:
Bella: Couldn't tell what? Whats going on?
Edward*yells at Alice*: NO, I COULDNT HE KEPT THEM VERY PROTECTED :evil: :evil:
Alice: WELL WHAT DO YOU SUPOSSE WE DO ABOUT THIS
MON---
Bella: WOULD SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
*silence*
Bella: Well.....
Edward: well.... you see We think that Jacob will----
Alice: Its nothing to worry about Bella everything will be fine
Emmett: *Walks in* BANANAS!!!!!!! *runs over and Squeezes Bella*
Bella: Can't......Breathe :shock: :shock:

Ok LAME but whatever :) What is going on? What will Jacob do? Tune in when the next skit writer continues.....
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Post by mrs.jasper hale »

ok I am new on the skit thread but I had to add this little part
Everyone in unison: What would Jacob want with a Hannah Montana wig?


sorry I know it's horrible

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

im tired but ill try.


edward:hey emmett! will you take bella and go find the bananas please?
emmett:sure thing bro! come on bella lets go get some bananas!
bella:i.dont.want.bananas.! i want to know what is going on now!
edward:umm....well then. um emmett.
emmett:yesums!
edward:will you take bella to wal mart?
emmett:*gasp* what about my bananas?!!!!?
edward:go to a super wal mart they have bananas there!
emmett:yay!!!!!!!!!! come on bella! dont be a poopy pants!
alice:its party pooper.
emmett:no its not!
alice:yes. yes it is.
emmett:no its no-
edward:OKAY! just go! now emmett please!?
emmett:okie dokey artichoky(sp?)
*emmett throws bella over his shoulder and skips to wal mart*
edward:okay so now what are we gona do. no wig. no walrus.
jasper:no bella or emmett to get in the way!*smiles*
edward:dont enjoy it too much there jasper.
jasper:i just dont like them being too happy all the time.
alice:its okay jazzy.*pats jaspers back*
jasper:*sniff sniff* i miss knifee....
alice:no you dont jazzy.
edward:okay back to the jacob/walrus thingy!
alice and jasper:okay...
edward:*gets a thought* we need a to go shopping....*rubs hands together evily*hehehe....
*alice and jasper cringe away*

what will happen to bella and emmett? why is edward looking evil? was the walrus jacob???! continue please!
hehehe lame i know but it made me laugh!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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