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aribella_marie_swan
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

omg love them!!!! im sorry i am brain dead! i havent slept yet!!! i think im sick and i cant sleep ugh! i wish i could add on but i cant think of anything! hopefully i will get to sleep soon and be better for tomarrow! night!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Bella: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: bella love, lets be reasonable shall we?
Bella: shut up flying potato! BEANS BEANS BEANS!!!!!!
Edward: what are we going to do
Cedric: well I'm not giving her the beans
Edward: *slaps cedric* shut up!
CEdric: *slaps Edward* no! you shut up!
Alice: as if Bella would come back to you!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: yeah! what alice said!
Jacob: shut up emo boy!
Jasper: *slaps jacob* say that one more time an I will annihilate you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: *slaps jasper* as if you could!!!!
Esme: STOP BEING CHILDISH
Bella: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS!!!
Rosalie: *rolling on the ground laughing* this......is.............so.......funny!!!!!!!
Emmett: well yeah if you think about it *bursts out laughing*
Carlisle: *rocking back and forth in the corner* so loud.........so loud..............so loud......... so so loud

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Post by dandyvampgirl_13 »

*rolls eyes* Man, I missed Diagon Alley! And its kind of funny, none of you can spell stuff right. But maybe thats cos I'm a HP freak, and I know everything... Sorry I haven't posted in forever, there was a plethora of family vacations to do.
*snorts* "Bernie" botts... oh my word.... too funny right there...

Edward: *whines* I want my Bella back!!!
Esme: Stop being childish! :evil:
Bella: Stupid flying potatoes! Gimmie the beans!!!
Carlisle: Is there anywhere we can get Berttoe Botts besides Cedric?
Edward: *glares at Cedric* I hate you...
Cedric: Well, I hate you too.
Emmett: *waves hand in the air in a very Hermione-ish fashion* OOO PICK ME I KNOW WHERE OOO MEEEE!
Carlisle :roll: Yes Emmett?
Emmett: HONEYDUKES! Its the most awesomest candy store evah!!!
Edward: Well, where is it!?! Bella's going bonkers!
Bella: *bounces around singing* Beans beans, jelly beans, beans beans, jelly beans...
Jacob: You know, Safeway sells Berttie Botts too.
Jasper: Nu uh, dogbreath!
Emmett: No they dont! Those are fake! Real Berttie Botts come from Hogsmeade!
Edward: Well then. To Hogsmeade!
Cedric: Noooooo! Get the Bella! *grabs her and runs*
Edward: :shock: He didn't just do that.
Alice: He did.
Edward: SAVE THE BELLA! *runs after Cedric*
Emmett: Mummy, can we still go to Hogsmeade?
Esme: Of course, my Emmydidums.
Rose: :shock:
*POOF TO HOGSMEADE*

Eh, I think I'm good now. Now... Will Edward catch Cedric the Bella-napper? Will he eat Cedric (please!!??)? Will Bella ever return to normal? What will Emmett do when he lays hands on all the magnificent sweets of Honeydukes? Will people ever spell stuff right? Who knows? And what's with the ending questions?
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Post by pale.carmine »

OMG i laughed soooo much at the part where bella turns into a watermelon! you guys are hilarious!!
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Post by spiker21 »

hey don't bag on the ending questions :wink: alright lets get it!!

edward: come back!!!!
Ct: never!!!
edward:*to himself* ok i am a vampire and i run at practically the speed of sound and i can't catch choco freak...... what is wrong with this picture.... maybe in stead of power walking i actually run....
*edward steps i front of choco thunder and CT basically gets knocked down and bella ends up in edwards arms*
Ct: OUCH!!!!
edward: how bout them apples..
bella: i love apples!!!! can i have some????
edward: later.... now to get rid of you...
*edward goes in for the kill*
edward: you smell like chocolate.... I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!!!
*eats choco thunder*
alice: well now thats over....
emmett: CANDY!!!!!!!
*in haste of the chase scene with cedric the whole group ended up in front of the candy store*
bella: what???.... CANDY????? I LOVE CANDY!!!!!!
* everyone goes into the store*
emmett: ok so lets do some damage.... i want that... and that.... and that.... and that.... and some of those.... and some of these.... and all of that..
rosalie:cough..pig...cough
emmett: SHUT UP!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOVE HANDLES AND I DON"T DOESN"T MEAN YOU CAN BAG ON ME!!!!
rosalie: :shock: you promised!!!!!!!!* runs out crying*
emmett: rosie!! come back i didn't mean it!!!! i have fat..... no i don't... but come back!!!!!!!
esme: so many problems...
carlisle: hey hannah montana candy microphones!!!!!
esme: step away.... :x
carlisle: .....never mind.... :?
alice: jake just leave plese you are making this hard on everyone.... go like imprint on leah or go jump off a cliff...
jasper: yeah go jump off a cliff...
alice: jasper?
jasper: yes...
alice: shut up
jasper: ok
jacob: why doesn't any one care about me???
bella:* snapped out of the transe* what?? aww jacob i care about you... i just don't love you like that.... here give me a hug!
* bella opens her arms wide*
jacob: yay!!*goes to hug bella*
bella: too slow!!!!! * moves out of the way and jacob does a face plant on the floor*
jacob:sniff sniff fine i guess i will just....
* the door busts open and in comes...*
willy wonka: hey kids do you want a tour of my candy factory???
emmett: CANDY!!!!!!!!CANDY!!!! CAAAAAANNNDY!!!!!
willy wonka: is he with you???
edward: unfortunately...
rosalie: can we not... he looks.... creepy...
bella:*whispers to edward* he looks like a flying potato...
edward: * gives bella a dirty look*
bella: no really i have seen some weird flying potatoes in my life but he takes the cake...
emmett: theres cake too????
alice: oH dear lord...
rosalie: now you see my pain...
emmett: you got any cake back there???... i like cake...
willy wonka: ummm... sure lets go!!!

will the cullens get a sugar rush from all the candy??? will jacob ever recover??? will.....will.... yeah i don't know... tune in enxt time!!!!
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

hahaha i love it spiker!!! i sure will miss cedric though *tear* but willy wonka is hott too! but only the johnny depp one! yay!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

okay, i really don't know how to continue with the Willy Wonka thing. Are we talking the original willy wonka, or creepy Johnny Depp Willy wonka?
personally think Johnny Depp fits better in this world or cullenliciousness.

WAHHH!!! :cry: Cedric died....AGAIN!
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

lol laney jo i agree! and poor cedric!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by dandyvampgirl_13 »

*cough cough* Can we get back to the skits? but I'm glad Cedric's dead heehee I'll try to think of something if someone doesn't post soon... *think think think*
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Post by spiker21 »

well yes i was thinking of the johhny depp willy wonka but if you guys can't think of anything i will continue...

WW: well there is the candy sorter room.... and here is the jelly bean room....
bella: beans!!!!!!! i love beans.....
edward: bella dear maybe you should control yourself.
bella: are you still talking??
edward:... :evil: ...
bella: ohhh... there is a flying potato flavor.... it tastes like potatos....
rosalie: :roll: well there a revelation.
emmett: boring..... can me move on??
WW: patient child if i were you i would keep it down
emmett: why??
WW: the squirrels like the quiet....
emmett: :shock: ummmm.... i don't like squirrels......
rosalie: you don't like squirrels?
emmett: yeah do you remember the camping trip of 1978??
rosalie: ..no....
emmett: well i was walking at night and of course i forgot my flashlight and then i heard a noise and i looked and a dark small figure was lurching toward me and then...... and then..... it attacked!!!!!! :cry: :cry: *hysterically crying*
rosalie: oh my gosh!!!! emmett what did you do?!?!?! :o
emmett: i ran away but then it kept following me and then i tripped and fell and..... and....
rosalie:WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
emmett: i dont' know i kind of blanked out at the end of all of it.
edward: *to himself* why... why... do i live this way???
bella:ohhhh... this one is coffee flavored....
edward: NO!!!!
WW: oh don't worry they are made with pure fake coffee... no buzz will be obtained....
edward: whew.... i though i was going to have to live with that...


*HINT* : if you don't know what to write play off the movie...
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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