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aribella_marie_swan
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

jasper:*muffled*awice pwezz don weve me!
alice:young jasper, get a grip.
jasper:*whinny*buw awice!!!
jacob:come on alice lets go to alaska!
alice:sounds like fun jakey!
bella:*muffled by the tape*wakey!? nooooooow!*cries*
edward:*muffled*i fought wou woved me?!
bella:i wu weddie! i wu wove wou wut she cawled 'im wakey!!!!
edward:waiw i wave an idewa! *whispers muffled to bella*
*cedric runs in*
cedric:you lied to me!!!*points at edward*
bella:cedwic!!! welp me!!!
cedric:i shall my second love! *pulls tape off bella's mouth*
bella:oww! thanks chocolate thunder! *bats eye lashes*
edward:i canwt wake whis anwymorw!*looks away*
*jacob stops walking away and turns toward bella and cedric*
jacob:*to bella*who is he!?
bella:my new love!
jacob:is he human?
bella:he's a wizard!*looks at cedric with loving eyes*
cedric:i have found a reason to live...*sigh*
jacob:*makes gagging sounds*but bella i thought you loved me!?
edward:whey!!
alice:jakey?!

sorry i cant think of anything else.
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

Jake: that's it! if i can't have you no one can!
*he pulls out a wand*
Edward NOOOOWW!!!
Jake: forgot I was magical now didn't you? *turns and faces bella and begins to chant a spell* Since I cannot have the lovely Bella, turn her into a watermella!
Cedric: that's not a real spell ya know?
Jake: yes, it is. It's too far advanced for your level. Even Voldy and Harry don't know it.
*lightening flashes and Bella suddenly shrieks and turns into a watermelon. Jake picks it up and runs into a nearby grocery store*
Alice: I think since Bella is now produce I should untape you guys and we can figure out how to change her back.
cullens: WAY!! (still taped up)
*she untapes them just as Jake walks back from the store*
Edward: what did you do to my Bella?
Cedric: your bella? :x
Edward: yes, my bella. :evil: *he glares at Cedric
Jake: I put her in a bin of watermelons! you'll never find her now! Muah ha ha ha ha!
everyone: LE GASP!
Alice: oh no!
everyone: what?!
Alice: they're having a sale on watermelons!
Edward: SAVE THE BELLA!
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

hahaha laney jo! i cant think of anything sorry guys.
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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*they all run over to the store*
cedric:*pushes edward down*im coming my bella!
edward:*gets up*no im coming MY!!!!!!! bella!!!!!!!!!
alice:wow....
jasper:that is sad.
jake:*laughing*hahaha have fun finding your bella!!!



sorry guys i cant think of anything else im brain dead!!! continue please!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by mrs.jasper hale »

yay this is funny! i like it!

Cedric and Edward: *stop running to get bella*
Cedric: She's my Bella!
Edward: *pokes cedric* no, she's MINE
Cedric: *pushes edward* Bella picked me instead of you!
Edward: *pushes cedric down* Bella is my fioncee!
Cedric: Bella loves me because i'm HUMAN
Edward: Well....um.....erm....grrrr!*attacks cedric*
Alice: um...*is watching edward and cedric attacking eachother* wow.
Esme: That is sad. Why doesn't Edward just kill him already?
Bella/watermelon: *from watermelon crate somewhere in store* HELP!!!!!
Jasper: Cedric better not die again! I can't handle it for the second time...
Everybody: *staring at jasper* :shock:
Alice: i see something!

What will happen to Cedric and Edward? Will Bella be saved? What does Alice see? find out some other time!

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Edward: shut up! she's my Bella, and anyways, I am a genius, and I can find her.
Cedric: by using my magic?
Edwrd: no! she'll smell the best out of all the watermelons
Cedric: what ev, I'm using magic
Rosalie: *laughing hysterically* this is just too funny
Emmett: oh mi gosh! these watermelons look delicious*picks one up at begins to eat it*
Edward and Cedric: No!!!!!!!! you ate Bella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: no he didn't, we'll find bella in 2 minutes
*two minutes later*
Cedric: accio (sp) Bella!
*a watermelon flies to cedric*
Cedric: I saved my bella
Edward: *takes Bella from cedric* she's MY bella
*cedric and edward get into fight about who bella belongs to*
Jacob: SHUT UP!!!!!!! I'LL TURN BELLA BACK INTO A HUMAN AND LET HER DECIDE. human changeo presto
Cedric: that is so not a spell
*bella turns back into watermelon*
Bella: whoa, that was so weird, hello flying potatoes, you all look so yummyful!!!
Edward: what did you do to her?!
Jacob: I might have messed up a little bit on the spell
Bella: soo soo yummy, I might just have to try *walks up to emmett and bites him*
Emmett: ow! that hurt
Bella: this one talks, I better try this one *walks up to Jasper and bites him*
Jasper: OW!!!
Bella: crap! I want to EAT A FLYING POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by lidiacriss »

AHH! I posted over you again. oh well I think this time we can let it be, they sort of work together anyways
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

Alice: OH NO! What did sexy Jakey do? why is Bella tasting us? *bella bites her* OUCH!
Cedric/Edward: FIX HER NOW!
JAcob: no, this is just too funny.
*bella bites Jacob*
Jake: OUCH, dammit Bella, I'm human. I you CAN still hurt me.
Edward: who's laughing now?
Cedric: I am cause Bella loves me more.
Edward: no she doesn't
Cedric: yes, she does!
Edward: GrOwL!
*the get into a slap fight.*
esme: boys, stop being childish! *bella bites her* Bella, stop tasting people!
Bella: why don't the flying potatos taste like potatos?!

Will Jake fix Bella? Will they ever decide whose Bella she is? Why don't the flying potatos taste like potatos?
find out soon....


ha ha does anyone else picture 2 Robs, one wearing hottie edward clothes and one wearing a hogwarts robe and hufflepufff scarf, arguing with each other... and slap fighting.

ha ha. how AMAZING!
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

and by the way... the skit is getting really good. you guys are probably the most amazing people in the world. Even better than mythical creatures.... you're probably even more kick arse than the cullens....
You rock flying potatos!
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Ct: well you have to give her bernie bots beans and she will stop biting people * edward slaps him* OUCH!!!! what the heck!?!?!
edward: just admit that i am better.....
CT: NEVER!!!!!
jasper: alice come back to me!!!!!!
alice: never! jacob is way hotter than you!!!
jasper:..... hey alice when is the last time you breathed....
alice ummmm..... since we got here... why....
jasper: take a deep breath.
alice:* breaths deeply*.... UGH!!!!! WHAT IS THAT HORIBLE SMELL???
jasper: wet dog
alice: UGH!!! jake get away from me!!!!!
jacob: what ever it was just a card to bring bella back to me... i was hoping that she would get jealous....
bella:*sings* I LOVE FLYING POTATOES THEY ARE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!
edward: will you give her the beans?!??!?!
CT: no.
bella: i want beans!!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!! I WANT BEANS!!!!

well that is all for me i got to go!!!!
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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