SKITS #2

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Laney Jo is Alice
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

very funny everyone! !Muy bien!
i don't have time to write a skit right now because i have to help my mom get ready for that stupid yard sale....ugh!
please keep the funny going. i'll try to write later.
much love to my friends!
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Post by mrs.jasper hale »

ohmygosh i just read all the harry potter books and watched the movies so i might as well try...

Edward: :shock: Bella you will not have any mochas
Bella: grrr edward...*shakes head* you don't have control over me like that. So, let's get mochas! :D
Roselie: But what about the magic stuff?
Cedric Diggory:*pops up out of nowhere*
Emmett: Hello? anybody want mochas?...*Bella pops up and is jumping up and down screaming about mochas* BESIDES Bella?
Everybody but Bella: no.
Bella: *whining* But why? mochas are better than...um...*looks around at everybody*.........um...... him.*points at Cedric*
CD: WTF who are you
Bella: GO AWAY
Everybody: :shock:
Jasper: *poofs away*
Emmett: *looking at where Jasper was* lucky...
Bella: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?*screaming at emmett*
Edward: Bella, love, calm.*gently holding Bella's shoulder*
Bella: GET OFF OF ME YOU......YOU.....YOU.......I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE MOCHAS!*pushes Edward away*
I think i will like um...*looks around at everybody*
People walking by: :shock:
Bella: *closes eyes, spins in circles, stops spinning and is pointing at cedric* I like him now!*goes and gives cedric a hug* I always loved you so much...
CD: um...o..k...... this is akward....um..........


Sorry i know it was horrible but i am really bored and got the idea from something that happened and I really wanted to put Cedric Diggory in this because he's like a 2nd edward!

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Post by lidiacriss »

Rosalie: you know, mocha's aren't really my thing.........but I have a brilliant idea!
Edward: pure genius!
Bella:what!!!!?????????
Rosalie: okay, so you know how there's that famous bike race thingy?
Emmett: le tour de france??!!!! YES!!!!!!!
Rosalie: well anyways, Emmy poo, I know how much you love that race, and well I was thinking we should ya know enter, at the last minute, ya know for fun
Carlisle: well..........it's in france though
Esme: let's swim there!
Emmett: yay!!!!!!!!!

*later in france*
Rosalie: why? Why did I want to do this?
Alice: what's wrong?
Rosalie: this stupid biking outfit is soooo unflattering
Jasper: I agree
Bella: okay eddie, now remind me, how do you get on the bike?
Edward: like this *demonstrates*
Bella: oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh *climbs on bike* OH MY GOSH THIS IS EASY!!!!!
Emmett: LET'S GO WIN US A BIKE RACE!!!!!
carlisle: I want to win! I want to golden jersey!
Esme: yeah right, that Jersey is totally mine!
Carlisle: As If!
Esme: stop being so childish
Carlisle: look who's talking *sticks out tongue*
Alice: shut up both of you! I'm going to win the yellow jersey, I already saw it!
Emmett: dang!
Alice: it's okay you win it tomorow
*jacob enters dressed in biking uniform*
Jacob: not if I have a say in it!
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Post by lidiacriss »

uh oh, I kind of posted over you.....ummmmmmm........ I really have no idea what to do.........so um yeah........... I guess you can just skip mine or something
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Post by Kelli Shayne is Rosalie »

I liked yours lidiacriss. It was very good. I love the bike race thing. I also like yours mrs. jasper hale. They were both good. Yay!!!
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'I love you,' I wispered.
'You are my life now,' he answered simply."

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." ~ Edward

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

bella:*looks up at cedric* wow! you look exactlly like edward!!!! but not as pale!!!!!!!!
edward:noooooooooooo!*cries*
cedric:oh uh ok.
emmett:squee! he does look exatclly like edward but he's human!
bella:yay! i can marry cedric but still have the beauty of edward!!! yay!
emmett:i want someone like that!
rose:what?!
emmett:i have know idea what i am saying...
rose:good.
cedric:uhhh i dont realy know you but okay! my girlfriend kissed harry potter so im free!
edward:darn you harry potter!
*harry poofs in*
harry:hey! thats not nice!
cedric: you!!!!!!!!!!!!*points at cedric*
harry:oh hey cedric...i thought you were dead...hi.
cedric:you kissed my girl friend!
jasper:*poofs back*what did i miss?
emmett:not much just bella loves cedric now.
jasper:cedric?! cedric diggory?!
alice:yes..?
jasper:i cried so hard when he died!!!!!!!!!
everyone:what?! :shock:
jasper:oh uh hehe...*sees cedric and harry* squee! cedric! you're not dead!!!!!!!!!!!
cedric:*stops fighting with harry* i played dead.
jasper and emmett:squee!
everyone:wow....

sorry i cant think of anything else to write...
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Nessa645 »

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Post by spiker21 »

bella: so ummm.... what shall i call you??
CD:umm... you can call me chocolate thunder....
bella: sweet!!! ok *makes hand quotation marks* "chocolate thunder" what shall we do??
CT: ummm... lets go fly on a broom!!!!
jasper: awww.... they have brooms!!!! i want to go
bella: *gives jasper a dirty look*
jasper: ok... just kidding :(
rosalie: does anyone else feel as though this has.....
edward: yes rosalie this has happened before
emmett: i think that there is something wrong with my head because i keep on having deja vu.... like first with the whole plane thing and then with edward and bella's conversations and now with this whole running off with another man because bella doesn't get what she wants...
everyone: :shock:
emmett:.... i really think that edward and bella's relationship leaves something to be desired and that they need to be more communicative because i don't know where this relationship is going to end.....* takes in a deep breath* wow that was alot to say in one breath...
rosalie: awww... emmy you are really smart .... :D
edward: * turns to chocolate thunder* will you please kindly let go of my fiancee.
CT: make me....
edward: hey there goes Cho....* points way down the alley*
CT: I am comming my love!!!!* runs away*
bella: what??.....* sobbs* nobody loves me!!!!
edward: you really don't see things clearly do you???
bella: there really was no point for you to love me....
emmett: hey there is that weird deja vu thing again... maybe i need to lie down...
alice: yeah you look a little sick
emmett: *sings*yeah i'm so sick of wishing she was stilll here.... and i'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow...
rosalie: so emmett what is with the musical numbers lately...
emmett: i don't know i just feel like singing
jasper: now he is making me want to sing...*sings*oh you make me want to shout... put my hands up and shout...
alice: this isn't going to end well...
rosalie:* sings*i'm a barbie girl in the barbie world... life in plastic..... its' vamptastic.... you can brush my hair...
alice: ok lets end it there....
bella:*sings*i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves... i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes...
alice: make it stop!!!!
carlisle:*sings* everybody makes mistakes... everyone has those days... evryone knows what im talking bout everyone gets that way..,
alice: oh dear lord....
edward:*sings* i'm sorry that i hurt you... it's something i must live with everyday... and all the pain i put you through... i wish that i could take it all away..
alice: well i wish the same thing edward...
esme:*sings* it's my party and i'll cry if i want to ,cry if i want to, cry if i want to.... you would cry too if it happened to you....
alice: i am going to start crying if you don't just STOP IT!!!!!
emmett:*whispers to rosalie* she feels left out.... so sad...
alice: NO I DON"T!!!! :evil:
edward: oh no need to feel left out..... just sing with us...
alice: ummm... let me think about that... NO!!!!!!!!


will alice evr join the singing mayhem??? will chocolate thunder evr realize that Cho was never there??? what will happen next???
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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Post by lidiacriss »

Edward: fine then, have it your way. *singing* I'm sorry that I hurt you
Alice: grrr......... STOP THE SINGING!!!!!!
emmett: well you see we'd really prefer to keep singing
Alice: * goes on crazy rampage, duct tapes everyones mouth shut* he he that was fun!
edward: *glares evilly*
Alice: *laughs like maniac* this is soo much fun!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: *starts to cry*
Alice: ha ha! so much fun!!!!!!
Emmett: *tries to tear off his duct tape*
Alice: OMG! SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: *Admiringly* that's so cruel!
Alice: I know isn't it, wait how long have you been here
Jacob: about three seconds
Alice: ohhh, isn't this awesome?
Jacob: I don't see what I ever was in Bella, you're obciously the one for me
Alice: *grins evilly* of course
Jasper: *starts to cry*
Alice: oh shut up! no one loves an emo boy, come on Jacob, let's leave!

will the cullens ever got out of the duct tape? will JAsper ever get Alice back?
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

aww poor jazzy! lol! great skits everyone lol!!! yay for skits!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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