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Shannie_is_Emmett
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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Laney, you would be proud, i just finished watching harry potter 3!! First i watched, HP 4, then 5, then 1, then the 3rd. I haven't seen the second.....I know it's a little out of order but still.
I have a question!!!!
Who else cried when Cedric Diggory/Robert Pattison died?!?!
I did. I must admit.
Also, Laney jo, You brought Jake back?!?!?! WTFT!!!! Those of you that don't know me, know that i don't like Jacob. Sorry, but it's true.
So therefore, i can not write until he's gone, unless..... :twisted:
nay, i won't do that. Okay, well will someone continue so i can write?! Please?! Thank you!
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"I love you." I whispered.
"You are my life now." He said simply.

"Your wrong you know,"
"You are worth it." -Jasper

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

shannen, that was really off subject...is that an excuse to not write...you can't hate jacob that bad... you can always do something aweful to him on here. it's the skits thread... he can take anything and still be okay.... you just can't kill him... cause then i'd slap you next time i see you.
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Post by pale.carmine »

I LOVE JACOB!! even though he acts like a total moron in these skits...but still. i love jacob. i love the skits.
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Post by lidiacriss »

ha ha these are really funny.
Edward: nooo!
Bella: ohmigod! he has a wand! I want one of those!!!!!!! I want to BE MAGIC!!!!!!
Jacob: Crap! it didn't work. grrrrrrrrr.........
Bella: I want to BE MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Esme: that's really not a good idea.......
Bella: YES IT IS!!!!!!!
Rosalie: If Bella gets a wand then I get an owl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella and Rosalie: please
Esme: no!
Rosalie: we are adults, we don't need your permission to do anything! COme on Bella, lets go buy some magical stuff! Who's coming with us?
Alice: me!
Edward: me!
Emmett: Ohmigosh! Me!
Carlisle: I want to go!!!!
Esme: fine then I'll stay here with Jasper and Jacob!
Carlisle: but esme........
Bella: come on people! we need to go get our magic stuff!!!!!!
Alice: *screams*
Jasper: what is it
Edward: this is not good..........
Bella: WHAT!!!!!!!
*voldemort(sp) poofs in laughing evilly*
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

shannie i cry every time i watch the forth movie! lol! i watched it twice yesterday! lol! oh and i love jacob!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

oh and lidiacriss i loved it!!!!!!!!! gosh these get better every time! hahaha!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

bella:wow look eddie! its a snake man!!!
edward:*grabs bella* thats no snake man thats vold-
emmett:shhhhhhhh! dont say his name! he'll kill you!
LV-excuse me im looking for a man by the mane of harry potter. by chance have you seen him?
bella:yeah he was just-
edward:*puts hand over her mouth* no sorry.
LV:okay thanks. *poofs away*
rose:that was close man! wow.
alice:man?
rose:sorry.
alice:okay then... lets finish shopping.
*poof!*
LV:YOU!!!!!!!!*points at the cullens and bella*
emmett:yes?
LV:you lied to me!
rose:did not!
LV:did too!
rose:did not!
*esme poofs in*
esme:dont be childish!!!*poofs away*
LV:you lied to me!
emmett:how would you know?!
LV:a little birdy told me.
bella:a little birdy?! where?!
edward:ignore her.
LV:well ahead of you.
alice:now who is this little birdy?!
edward:wait! alice you didnt see this coming!
alice:le gasp!!! jacob!!!
LV:muahahahaha!
*jacob walks out from behind LV*
jacob:this is what you get for not letting bella be with me!
LV:now prepare to die!!!*raises wand*
alice:edward i cant see what he is going to do because of jacob! help!!!!!!!!!

what will happen next!!!?!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by spiker21 »

no not jacob he has gone to the dark side!!!!!!

bella: jacob!! no!!! why?!?!?!?!
jacob: you are ment to be with me bella not that manipulator!!!
edward: ummm..... i am sexy so back off!!
jacob: well... i am sexier than you!!!!!
alice: yeah.... i can see where this is going
esme: uhhh... while they are fighting that out..
LV: i shall destroy you!!!!!
rosalie: yeah while you go do that i am going to file my nails..
* sits down and pulls out her file*
LV: why don't you fear me??
rosalie: ugh!! heres the deal you are not all that scary.. you are just ugly...
LV:* starts hysterically crying* She is so mean to me!!!! * runs away*
bella: yay!!! snake man went away!!! ok now to handle the potato and the walrus..* walks over toward edward and jacob*
edward: uhh... no you aren't
jacob: oh yes i am...
edward: at least i am not a moronic dog..
jacob: at least i am not a leech!!!
bella: WELL I AM A VIRGO, ANGELA IS A TALL PERSON AND MIKE IS A FIGGY!!!!!!!!
both: :shock:
jacob: we didn't mean it like that... it's just..
bella: OH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
edward: bella calm down...
bella: NO!!! NOW YOU EITHER MAKE UP OF YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN SEPERATE CORNERS!!!
jacob: no way!!
edward: i doubt it..
bella: FINE!! * grabs jacob and edward by the ears and drags them to a corner*
jacob: hey lay off!!!
edward: bella my love..
bella: NO!!! NOW STAY IN THE CORNER!!!
rosalie: :shock: woah......
alice: yeah... saw it comin'
emmett: alright bella!! laying down the law
:D !!!
esme: well they were being unreasonable...
carlisle: yes i agree they should know better..
jasper: wow... the tension in the air is almost overwhelming....
bella:* walks back over to the group* well... ifeel better now..
emmett: uh... yeah???
edward: can we come out now???
bella: NO!
jacob: what ever... freaky virgo...
bella: when you two can behave we will leave...
* three days later*
jacob: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! * walks over to edward* i am sorry i really need to back off and i apologize...
* in the backround*
emmett: *singing* its too late to apologize... too late......
rosalie: emmett shut up!!!* whispers*
emmett: :roll: sorry.
jacob: well anyway... i am sorry can we be friends??
edward: well.... i forgive you
* edward holds out hand for handshake*
jacob: sweet!!!
* goes to grab edward's hand*
edward: too slow.. * pulls hand away*
jacob: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU!!!
* pushs edward down and runs away*

what will happen next? will jacob run away forever? will edward really ever forgive jacob and apologize??
emmett: too late to apologize..... too late....

spiker21: we got it emmett you can stop now....

who will add on to this awesome skit???
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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Post by emmett_<3 »

spiker21 wrote: * three days later*
jacob: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! * walks over to edward* i am sorry i really need to back off and i apologize...
* in the backround*
emmett: *singing* its too late to apologize... too late......
rosalie: emmett shut up!!!* whispers*
emmett: :roll: sorry.
jacob: well anyway... i am sorry can we be friends??
edward: well.... i forgive you
* edward holds out hand for handshake*
jacob: sweet!!!
* goes to grab edward's hand*
edward: too slow.. * pulls hand away*
jacob: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU!!!
* pushs edward down and runs away*
Hahah i loved that!
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Shannie_is_Emmett
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Post by Shannie_is_Emmett »

Yeah, i really don't like Jacob that much. Sorry. Please, if you are a Jacob lover, don't get mad, that's just me. Anyways, i think maybe i can conjour up something. :?

Bella: Omg!! Eddie are you okay?! *bends over Edward*
Edward:*still on the ground, shaking his head* Yeah, i think...
Esme:Why!, must everybody act so darn childish?!!?!?
Emmett:B-b-because it's fun....
Esme:*glaring at Emmett*
Emmett: Sorry *looks down at his feet*
Rosalie: So, Edward are you going to be friends with Jacob?
Bella: *suddenly stops watching a butterfly intently, and looks over at Edward* Eddie, are ya? Are ya?
Edward: Psshh......No!!
Bella: *pouts* Fine!
Rosalie: Good, i didn't like that Jamie/Jacob ever since he hurt my Emmy Poo.
Emmett: Awww....Thanks Rosie Posie....
Rosalie: Anything, for my Emmy po-*turns to look at Carslile*
*Carslile starts coughing*
Rosalie & Emmett: Oh, Sorry.
Jasper: Ok, so what are we going to do now?
Alice: What do you mean?
Jasper: Well, we were comming here to have a family vacation, or something like that, and then we come through this "secret" passagway, and then Harry Potter and his wand, and then "Lord Voldimourt(sp?)" comes and Rosalie's mean to him, and then Jake comes and tries to get revenge and all that jazz, and Edward makes him mad, and then Jake pushes him down....So you see my point, now what?
Alice: Well.....
Emmett: Let's get mochas!!


Well, what will happen now? Will the family get mochas? Will they go home? Check to see what the next amazing skitster writes!
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Time passes, even when it seems impossible. -Bella

I'm here and i love you. I HAVE always loved you and i WILL always love you.
-Edward

"I love you." I whispered.
"You are my life now." He said simply.

"Your wrong you know,"
"You are worth it." -Jasper

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