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pale.carmine
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Post by pale.carmine »

lol. Where IS carlisle anyway?
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Kelli Shayne is Rosalie
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Post by Kelli Shayne is Rosalie »

I have no idea. Laney do you know? Since you wrote last.
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'I love you,' I wispered.
'You are my life now,' he answered simply."

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." ~ Edward

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Post by Kelli Shayne is Rosalie »

Nevermind. He's in the last skit, pale.camine.

Sorry to double post!
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'I love you,' I wispered.
'You are my life now,' he answered simply."

"Sleep, my Bella. Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love." ~ Edward

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

he's in england. he was in the last skit. he left with everyone else.
someone else could write next. I was the last person to post an actual skit.
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Post by spiker21 »

all right lets do this...

alice: yeah england!!!
bella:yay!!!
esme: what are we going to be doing in england dear?
alice:....* looks thoughtful*... aww crap!
edward: seriously.... he not going to win..
bella: what?!?!?!
edward: well we will just see when we get there now won't we?
* in england*
bella: yay!! we are here so what did alice see??
alice we will see in about two hours...
carlisle: well while we are here lets do some shopping!
everyone: :shock:
esme: carslisle... dear... i though we were over that...
carlisle: yeah i am i was just thinking of just looking around
esme: oh..
* while they are shopping they come across a brick wall*
emmett: umm.... what are we doing here??
carlisle: we are going through it, there is a shopping center just past this wall..
emmett: well.... im going to break this mother down!!
* goes to break down the wall*
carlisle: no!!! there is a way to get through it..
* pushes random bricks and the door opens*
rosalie: is this wall really nesissary?(sp?) really if i came alone i would have broken a nail..
edward: oh get a grip...
jasper: i really don't want to feel contentious right now so can we keep the hatred feelings to a minimum??
both: yes...
alice: lets go!!
bella: hey it's been two hours!!
edward; very unpatient aren't we?
bella: uhh.. yeah we all can't read minds ya know.
edward: well i really wish i could read yours i feel so ordinary when i can't
bella: well that's how everyone else feels.. ordinary
*edward is about to say something*
bella: yes we have...
edward:*looks discouraged* oh.... so lets go..
*then out of no where a puff of smoke appears and out walks harry potter*
harry: why are you here??
edward: we just wantd to flaunt the idea that when it come box office time we are going to defeat you and your * looks at wand* ...twigs...
harry: oh hey no.... :evil:
edward: just accept it.
jasper: well.... they do have brooms...* giggles*
harry: yeah!! thats right!!
All: * bursts out laughing* HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AAH HAHAHAHA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
harry: that is so not funny!! :x
edward: oh it is...
harry: well then WINDGARDIUM!....huf!
* harry ends up on the floor*
alice: yeah.... saw it coming
esme: ok so shall we continue...
rosalie: lets!! can i get an owl???
When the world falls down and the war is done i know that we will always be together....FOREVER!

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!!- edward to me! duh!

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

Esme: no, you may not have an owl.
Rosalie *whiney voice* but MOM!
Esme: no buts young lady! remember what happened the last time someone in our family decided to keep a pet? *everyone looks at emmett*
Emmett: what? how was i supposed to know that Jamie was really Jacob? speaking of Jacob, has anyone heard from him lately? I haven't seen him for at least 10 pages!
Carlisle: what do you mean pages?
Emmett: you know those Skits girls, they count things is pages.
Alice: OH NO!
Bella: what? did you see something?
Alice: no, but everytime Jake goes missing for a long time one of those crazy girls poofs him in with some weird plot that never works but always makes him look stupid.
everyone: le gasp.
Rosalie: it's true. Jakey is just about due to come in any second now...
*all of a sudden Jacob black poofs in decked in Hogwarts Attire. holding a wand*
Jake: ACCIRO (spl?) BELLA!

DUN DUN DUN!
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

eeeeeeeeeeeep! yay!!!! im watching harry potter 4 right now! lol!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

omfg!!!! laney jo!!!! i almost efing peed my pants!!!!!! i love it!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

i try. :D
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Post by aribella_marie_swan »

lol! im so tired! ive been takeing care of two lil kids all day! i went swimming with them and gosh!!!!!!!! a kid from down the street came over and he is 11 and has the bigest crush on me. its weird. he is a cutie but only in the way a lil kid can be. lol! i cant think! ugh brain fried by pool chemicals! lol! i will hopefully be well rested by tomarrow! i will write my friends! lol!
~BELLA~

ME AND JASPER AND KNIFEE! OH THE EMO FUN WE'LL HAVE!!!!!

Ashley:We will totally kick arse!
Jackson:I dont know....they've got brooms. rotf!

Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."

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