Things that would never be said in the Twilight Series

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chaffsters33 wrote:Edward: Ah ha. Ow Emmett. Emmett bit me. :]
*Puts finger back in Emmett's mouth*
Edward: OW! Oooooh! Ooouutch. ouch. OUCH EMMETT! OUUUUUCCHHH! Emmie! That really hurt!
*Emmett smiles mischeiveously*
Emmett: Tch hee hee ha ha
Edward: Emmett bit me....And that really hurt Emmett! and its still hurting!
Emmett: CHOMP!
hahahahahha.
i commend you, that was hilarious. oh how funny charlie bit me was originally, when its twilight its 10x better!!
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"Silly Bella," Edward murmered against my ear, as I tried to eat my last human breakfast. "Trix are for kids."

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leopardgirl314 wrote:"Silly Bella," Edward murmered against my ear, as I tried to eat my last human breakfast. "Trix are for kids."
I am literally laughing out loud at that one. That totally wins best non-quote EVER- at least in my book! Fantastic!!! :lol:


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LOL the trix one is hillarious!
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Haha. Glad I could help :D

I don't get the toast one, or is it some baking joke I don't get, lol?
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i think it's just opposite of how things really are, since bella is usually the cook, and charlie messes things up like the jar of spagetti sauce in the microwave
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Oh..haha. I was thinking the joke had something to do with the toast. I ignored the first part, lol.

Maybe cause Bella would prefer cereal over toast anyday...:D
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'Are we going to feel complete at the end of Breaking Dawn?'' she whispered pleadingly....''I can't really answer that question for you,'' she said, her voice both cheerful and firm. ''But I felt closure.''

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Same here...I love reading what others come up with though
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