Things that would never be said in the Twilight Series

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Post by rheiders »

*Edward and Bella are talking. Jasper is passing by and pauses to watch.*
Edward: So I was chasing this deer last night, right? And then...
Bella: :evil: WHAT!?
Edward: :(
Bella: That deer was like Bambi! How could you eat BAMBI!? *yelling*
Edward: *cowering in fear and sadness*
Jasper: I love my job.

Bad, I know. But I tried.
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Post by twilight_obsessor13 »

Edward *confessing*: Alright, since everyone has noticed that Bambi's mother is missing..
*scene shoots out to a group of woodland animals...plus Bambi*
Edward: I have a confession to make...
Jasper *hiding*: This is going to be so good!
Edward *pointing*: Jasper Hale did it.
*woodland creatures find him and look at him...Bambi has a pitch fork in mouth*
Jasper: God dang mind readers....*runs away*
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Post by skatepixie »

Bella pushes Edward down a hill, thinking him to be the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Edward: As....you....wiiiiiiish.....

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Post by chaffsters33 »

Edward: I was going to clean my room, until I got high.
I was going to change Bel-la, but then I got high.
And know she's with Jacob, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got highhhhh!

Teehee :D
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Post by lalaith913 »

^^^
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Post by twilight_obsessor13 »

Edward *talking to Emmett while Jasper, Roaslie, Alice, and Bella are standing around*: So, then there's this guy and...*a dead mountain lion with blood gushing out is thrown in front of them, attached to a fishing pole line*
Bella: Oh crap.
*all the Cullens run after it as the mystery person reels it in*
*1 hour later, it goes past the border line, Paul is standing with the fishing pole*
Alice: Rock, paper, sizzors, it for you.
Paul: Bring it!
*Alice wins*

Pretty pathetic I believe.
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Post by emmett_<3 »

chaffsters33 wrote:Edward: I was going to clean my room, until I got high.
I was going to change Bel-la, but then I got high.
And know she's with Jacob, and I know why,
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got highhhhh!

Teehee :D
lmao i loved that
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Post by chaffsters33 »

Edward: Ah ha. Ow Emmett. Emmett bit me. :]
*Puts finger back in Emmett's mouth*
Edward: OW! Oooooh! Ooouutch. ouch. OUCH EMMETT! OUUUUUCCHHH! Emmie! That really hurt!
*Emmett smiles mischeiveously*
Emmett: Tch hee hee ha ha
Edward: Emmett bit me....And that really hurt Emmett! and its still hurting!
Emmett: CHOMP!
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Post by Ostentatious6277 »

*everything sung*

Bella: They say that I have the best a## below fourteenth street. Is it true?
Edward: What?
Bella: You're staring again.
Edward: No I mean you do have a nice-- I mean you look familiar

Hehe, RENT Twilight crossover.
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Post by twilight_obsessor13 »

Billy (rolls into the room with a bunch of Jacob's friends, Jacob and Bella) *music starts playing*: I'm not wearing underwear today! No I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you really care, much about my underwear, but still I just gotta say!!! That I'm not wearing underwear tooooodaaaayyy!
Leah *stands up*: GET A JOB!
Billy: *smiles* Thank you!!!

ahhhh Avenue Q, Even though I didn't see it, things about "Real Ninjas" sold me on Billy. XD

Jacob: It sucks to be me.
Leah: It sucks to be me.

More Avenue Q stuff...I've been hearing songs from there.
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