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bella: hey hey Micky! oo Micky youre so find you are so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey
Emmett*thinking to Edward*: you better watch out bro some guy named after a mouse is taking over Bella
Edward*thinking back*: *sighes* if thats what she wants so be it
Emmett: Well if you wont do something i will
BElla: huh???
Emmett: Hey Hey Minney! oo Minney you are so fine you are so fine you blow my mind hey Minney
Rosalie: *walks in* who the f*** is Minney??? :evil:

what can i say i suck at making stuff up
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Alec: Ummm.....How do I put this? Aro I want to be a Cullen.
Aro: No! I won't allow it.
Alec: But why? *wines*
Aro: Because I never liked that Jasper kid. He is creepy. And his power is creepy/
Alec: Well what about Emmett?
Aro: He is ok.
Alec:*mumbels* bet you did not know hw is gay and so am I.
Aro:YOUR GAY!!!!! :shock:
Alec: Yes. Got a problem that I like him and he likes me?
Aros :shock:
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Post by BellaSwanCullen »

Edward: "For the last time, Bella, we were on a break!!!" XD
"It meant nothing to me!"
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Post by moetastic »

^ omg!!!

bella: uhm edward im leaving you for emmett
edward: WHAT?! he is with rose tho
bella: oo dont worry about that itss being taken care of *smiles slyly*
edward: ok whatev
Okay so we're starting an alternate lexicon to help keep us sane while its shut down. We're prolly going to close it as soon as the lex is back up. And we won't allow spoilers (=
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Post by Holly[EdwardLover] »

Edward - and thats how babies are made
Bella - :shock: are you sure?
Edward -Would i lie to you?
Bella - i guess not.... but i was pretty sure storks were made up...
Edward -NO!!! dont question me!!! :evil:
Bella- :shock: ok ok...

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Carlilse - Uhm.... I think i might have lost my glasses... inside my last patient...
Nurse - :o dr. cullen that isnt like you
Carlisle - GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN IM TIRED OF EVERYONE DEPENDING ON ME ALL THE TIME!!
Jasper - *walks in*
Carlisle - *suddenly feels nice* ohh why nurse im so sorry. ive just been extremely stressed lately.
Jasper - Hi. Pms much? :P
Carlisle - :evil: oh h3ll no *snaps fingers in z shape*

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"When the f$@& did we get ice cream?!"

ahaha, i had to do it. sorry :P
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Edward: I want Jacob to be my bestman for the wedding!!
Bella: And I want Victoria as my bridesmaid!!
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Post by mz.cullenn »

BellaSwanCullen wrote:Edward: "For the last time, Bella, we were on a break!!!" XD
"It meant nothing to me!"
Oh My Edward. LOL!
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Post by Jasper<3 »

Rosalie: Hey Emmett! I bought you a pony!!
Emmett: YES!! I ALWAYS WANTED ONE!!!
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Post by Aros_girl »

*Jacob in a deep sleep*
Sam:Hey Embry you want to get back on Jacob right? For putting poca dtos on you.
Embry:Yes.
Sam: This is your chance. Have at it.
Embry:*has botle of washout hair die**sprays Jacobs blue and purple*
Sam:nicely done. Now I would run if I were you.
*a few hours go by and Jacob wakes up**He goes and looks in the mirror*
Jacob: :shock: w.w.what? wtf happened to my hair?
Sam:Jacob what is with the hair?
Jacob: Where is he?
Sam:Who?
JAcob:Embry!
Sam:He is out on potrol. Now don't kill him.
Jacob: I wasn't. I was going to give him the run of his life.
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