Things that would never be said in the Twilight Series

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Things that would never be said in the Twilight Series

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Time for a new thread. Keep it PG-13.

Carry on with the humorous will-never-happens. :D
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Score! First post in here!

Edward: *smacks lips* Hm, were those fangs always here?

Emmett: I am codename Aunt Jemima.

And another round of "*scared* What are you doing?/It's called..."

Jane: *scared* Alec... what are you doing?
Alec: *stops petting* It's called "caressing koalas."
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Post by Satrlight_Dancer »

emmett: *sticks bananna in ear*
everyone:..........

Rosalie: *runs in and sings*
He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a vamp
She used to do ballet
What more can I say?

emmett: I've decided to become a florist!
everyone:.........
emmett: Nobody understands me! *runs out crying*
everyone:......
"Well, most of them live as nomads--"
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Emmett:Hey has anyone scene the 2nd Charlie the unicorn?
everyone: :?
Emmett:Of come on *starts singing* Put a banana in your ear!
Edward:He is in this family why?
Rosalie:And to think i married this knucle-head. :|

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Edward: Bella, stop driving so fast! Do you want to get us in an accident?!


Edward: I wish I could get a nice tan like Jacob.
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Post by lalaith913 »

Starless*Eyes wrote:Edward: I wish I could get a nice tan like Jacob.
HA!

Another edition of: "*scared*"
Bella: *scared* Uh... Edward, what are you doing?
Edward: *stops with his milkshake* It's called "bringing all the boys to the yard." Oh look, there's one now!
*Quil walks past*
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Post by Conzoni al Vento »

Edward- ugh! I hate my parents!!! They wont ever let me go out anywhere!!!
bella- charlie lets me go out everywhere. he doesn't care.
edward- well, thats becuase you are mature enough!
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Another edition of: "*scared*"
Bella: *scared* Uh... Edward, what are you doing?
Edward: *stops with his milkshake* It's called "bringing all the boys to the yard." Oh look, there's one now!
*Quil walks past*
oh my god.
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Corky wrote:
Another edition of: "*scared*"
Bella: *scared* Uh... Edward, what are you doing?
Edward: *stops with his milkshake* It's called "bringing all the boys to the yard." Oh look, there's one now!
*Quil walks past*
oh my god.
I almost died when i saw this.
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Post by diamond encrusted »

haha...Charlie the Unicorn 2...the first one was better though...

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Emmett: MOON PRISM POWER!!
Rosalie: ???

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Bella: I've decided I want to become a ninja!!
Edward: ... ... ... Why?!
Bella: Kage-Bunshin No Jutsu!!

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