worst scenarios to get stuck in once changed into a vampire

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What if you were a guy, and you got changed during an erection?
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I think the erecton would stop as soon as the guy sees the vampire about to attack him. You'd be surprised by how fast that goes down. (I read Gossip Girl and well for those who read it or know about it then you'll know why.) :)
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I don't think that the hairy thing would be a big problem. It seems like the hair itself is the same as human hair, but garunteed not to fall out.
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DaNiCa37 wrote:I think the erecton would stop as soon as the guy sees the vampire about to attack him. You'd be surprised by how fast that goes down. (I read Gossip and well for those who read it or know about it then you'll know why.) :)
I can imagine, but really I don't think anyone can get stuck that way. I mean, if they can get that while vamps, surely it can go down.
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Post by morgan »

can you cut your hair when your a vampire even though it wont grow back?
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Post by Carmel »

Yes...I do believe that you CAN cut your hair if you're a vamp. It doesn't grow back though, but it stays firmly rooted to your head and doens't fall out. I read that somewhere.

I think it would suck if you were a breast cancer survivor who'd had a masectomy. Running around with just one boob for all of eternity with no hope for reconstructive surgery would kind of blow.

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I wouldn't want to be changed after I ate a lot of gasseous foods. I mean, walking around eternity bloated? No way.
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Post by lionandthelamb00 »

Hmmm heres a question.. what if you were stuck in a wheelchair and got bit? Would you magically walk again?

By the way.. if I were Bella I wonder if SM will say anything she does the night before or whatever. Like I would shave my legs REALLY well (how nice would that be to never shave again?) and work out for like 3 hours, get a nice bod and maybe wax all "unwanted" hair on my body. Wow.. life would be so unstressful as a vamp.
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gunfunnitmonkee wrote:Not hitting the gym for at least 3 months with a personal trainer and being stuck with saddlebags and droopy other bits for all eternity would scorch my butter. Also, having a giant stress zit in the "North Star" position of your face. If I had to go through eternity with a pooch AND a giant nipple sprouting from my face, I'd go straight to Aro and ask for a mercy killing.
Amen sister. Hahahaha! God forbid I remain pimply for all eternity!

But then again, don't you get prettier when you're a vampire? Wouldn't all imperfections disappear, so wouldn't that include pimples?
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Post by 911_Turbo »

lionandthelamb00 wrote:By the way.. if I were Bella I wonder if SM will say anything she does the night before or whatever. Like I would shave my legs REALLY well (how nice would that be to never shave again?) and work out for like 3 hours, get a nice bod and maybe wax all "unwanted" hair on my body. Wow.. life would be so unstressful as a vamp.
That's one great thing about knowing when you're going to be changed. You can...maximize potential prettiness?
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