worst scenarios to get stuck in once changed into a vampire

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Post by Coolest~geek~ever »

OMG. That would so suck. But honestly, who would be so mean as to change an old man? I know, the Volturi, but seriously; it would be like biting into leather and flab. Ew.
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If I had no hair when I was changed I would just pray that in some future decade baldness will be the fashion

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if you were a man who had not cut his very long beard in a long time

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Post by RubySky »

Coolest~geek~ever wrote:Alice wasn't menatally ill when she was in the assylum; she was put there for her visions.
Alice may not have been mentally ill before she entered but she was after the time she spent in the assylum. Remember, when she counldn't even feel the pain of becoming a vampire because of it and couldn't remember her human life.
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Post by fluxxii »

I haven't read the entire thread, but I believe that when one is bitten while she is pregnant, the fetus also freezes and turns into a vampire. If the fetus is old enough to process thoughts, would it mature mentally and not physically? Imagine a 100 year old philosopher stuck in the body of a fetus!
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fluxxii wrote:I haven't read the entire thread, but I believe that when one is bitten while she is pregnant, the fetus also freezes and turns into a vampire. If the fetus is old enough to process thoughts, would it mature mentally and not physically? Imagine a 100 year old philosopher stuck in the body of a fetus!
Oh my gosh.. we're getting deep here. I guess it would depend on the age of the fetus (can it retain memories? not just process basic thoughts?). Also, how can it learn? It might be able to hear what people are saying, but it can't really ask "what does that mean?" or anything. Hmmm... I think that goes into some weird philosophical-scientific stuff that is beyond me. Good idea, though.
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fluxxii wrote:I haven't read the entire thread, but I believe that when one is bitten while she is pregnant, the fetus also freezes and turns into a vampire. If the fetus is old enough to process thoughts, would it mature mentally and not physically? Imagine a 100 year old philosopher stuck in the body of a fetus!
HAHAHA it would be like Stewie from Family Guy! :shock:
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EEK! Vampire stewie :shock: ... he's scary enough human. let's not give him a blood addiction too! :D
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