The Vampire Mating Thread...take 6 (post Eclipse thoughts)

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There might be some nibbling involved but i doubt any actual biting. Edward's skin and muscles are too hard for her to actually bite down on something.

She might crack a tooth.
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*snortle*

Right, just thought of a different end to above skit. :)

Bella: *spazzes out and glomps Edward*

Edward: *raises a satyrical eyebrow*

Bella: *makes lemon-juice face and clutches her mouth*

Edward: *looks concerned* Are you alright, Bella? Did you hurt your mouth?

Bella: * :oops: * I forgot how hard you are.

Edward: *smouldering eyes* You've no idea, love.

Bella: *forgets about the danger and glomps Edward again* Dammit!! *clutches mouth*
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Ah, I know!! What can I say? I'm a footballer myself... Play hard, party harder.

:D

*points to Alycone's post* Eh.... I think we've just been told off. *eyebrow raise*

So.


VM related thought:

When everyone is in the house and has super hearing, how does anyone have any privacy? Especially with Edward and Jasper around.

Bella and Edward: *slink quietly out of bedroom, very obviously mussed and smiling*

Jasper: *walks around the corner*

Bella: Hi Jasper!

Jasper: *rolls on the floor laughing*

Edward: *Growls*

Jasper: Sorry, Edward, you're both just sending off waves of... ah, satiation.

Bella: *looks like she would be blushing wildly if she still could*
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You know, i was thinking about something just now.

Can vampires have some alone fun? I mean, guys ARE guys.
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You know I think that's quite possible. My money is on that Edward's had a bit of fun by himself. After all, he's been alive for 80 years and he hadn't ever even kissed a girl before Bella. He had to have some...you know...pent up emotions he needed to let out.

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Gabriel wrote:"Stercus accidit"

Everything sounds so lovely in Latin, don't you think?

Well we might as well get back on topic, it would hurt to be separated from DFG.All my perverted thoughts would go to waste :D

I'm sure Edward did that, however he would have to be extra carful, I'm sure getting poison on the furniture or some various magazines would have catastrophic consequences. >_>
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Oh God. I feel another skit coming on, mates.

Carlisle: *calling through door* Edward?

Edward: *choked voice* Y-Yes, Carlisle?

Carlisle: *pokes head into the room* Mind if I come in? I need to speak to you - about Bella-

Edward: Sure. Come on in.

Carlisle: *Sits on leather couch*

-----A few hours later---------
Carlisle: Understand, Edward?

Edward: *looks simultaneously shocked, amused, disgusted, and excited* I.... I think so.

Carlisle: *tries to get up, but is somehow stuck to the couch*
Hair-gel, Edward?
Edward: *looks utterly mortified*
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Post by Gabriel »

I think you overestimate how sticky those "fluids" are, love :lol:

I find it hard to believe that Eddy never slipped in 100 years, I understand self control and "waiting for the right girl", but he slipped when he tried to do without blood and killed a bunch of people, it doesn't sound right that he would never slip, especially with Tanya's coven full of gorgeous vampires.
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Yes, but for Edward, he's been a vampire for about 80 of his 100 years, so time doesn't pass exactly the same. I'm sure Edward had some fun with himself when he was a regular human teenager no? He was 17 after all...So basically what I'm saying is, I'm not sure if Edward "spanks the monkey" while he's been a vampire...He just seems so...GOOD dang it, but at the same time, yeah, he is a guy...
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Oh :oops: haha we were talking about something different then...Wow, my mind, meet gutter. Gutter, mind. Ok so the introductions have been made...

Ok so back to what's really being talked about...Edward slipping up, sex-wise, I'm going to say no. He's just never felt it, at ALL, despite the fact that he's been around Tanya and her succubi (so to speak). If he never felt it, than he never wanted it, because he hardly knew what it meant to feel that way in the first place. And as he said in Twilight I think, love and lust are part of the same thing to him, and as Bella is his first love...
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BellaTheBrunette wrote:Oh :oops: haha we were talking about something different then...Wow, my mind, meet gutter. Gutter, mind. Ok so the introductions have been made...

Ok so back to what's really being talked about...Edward slipping up, sex-wise, I'm going to say no. He's just never felt it, at ALL, despite the fact that he's been around Tanya and her succubi (so to speak). If he never felt it, than he never wanted it, because he hardly knew what it meant to feel that way in the first place. And as he said in Twilight I think, love and lust are part of the same thing to him, and as Bella is his first love...
That's a very good point. His formative years were in a somewhat repressed time, as it were.
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