Funniest Parts in Eclipse

emilycullenx · Post by **emilycullenx** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:06 am

I thought it was sort of funny how Edward was kind of seducing Victoria towards the end; she really does tend to want to run away. haha.
She literally got sucked in; well, maybe not completely literally..
but you know what I mean!
I had little giggle spurts during that part. Cx

mariaferzillah · Post by **mariaferzillah** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:24 am

'Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.'

'Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'
'Do you want to do that part?'

'I punched Jacob'
'Good.'

I loved too many parts. I don't even remember all of them!

jurgienicole · Post by **jurgienicole** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:20 am

mariaferzillah wrote:'Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.'

'Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'
'Do you want to do that part?'

'I punched Jacob'
'Good.'

I loved too many parts. I don't even remember all of them!

good part good part!

MarriedToEdward · Post by **MarriedToEdward** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:06 am

Kim wrote:Honestly, I was a bit shocked the first time I read Bella trying to seduce Edward. It just seemed really awkward to me. But now I laugh every time I read it.

Yes I agree. I didn't laugh the first time around because I thought it was so... pathetic. And I did feel rejection and anger when Edward was all grown-up about it again.

But yes, now when I read it I think it's funny.

My favorite funny moment:

When Jacob is all enjoying himself in the sleeping bag with Bella, while Edward is jealous. The whole Edward - Jake bickering is pretty funny actually.

MarriedToEdward · Post by **MarriedToEdward** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:12 am

RIP Cedric Diggory wrote:Haha, I loved after Jake kissed Bella and they go back to her house and Charlie's like, "What happened?" and Jake goes, "I kissed her," and Charlie just says "Good for you!"

Also, I can't remember what the "Penguins. Lovely." line is. What part is that?

Yes the one with Charlie was super funny!!!

The penguins line is when Bella talks about how it's okay for her to become a newborn because Edward can take her far away out of civilization in order to help her restrain herself with the blood thirst, then she suggests Alaska, and he says: Penguins. Lovely. As in: they taste bad and / or are really boring to hunt.

I'm not explaining it right, it really was funny in the book.

mlola619 · Post by **mlola619** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:26 pm

emilycullenx wrote:
AliceMarieHale wrote:Oh there were many parts of the book that made me laugh. But the funniest part was when Bella tried to seduce Edward! I remember excatly what I did. I put my book down lightly and put the book mark in it and closed the book. Then I put it only the floor so i wouldn't harm the book. All the while I had a HUGE grinn on my face. Then when it was on the ground I laughed and laughed, my stomac really started to hurt and I laugh every time I re-read that part of the book!
LOL. You're reaction was VERY similar to mine! I had a huge grin on my face, my heart was racing, and I kept putting the book down, and pulling it back up to read and reread, to make sure I was reading what I thought I was. xD
Guh, I love Edward/Bella moments.

Hmmm, I thought it was funny how huffy Bella was about Jake "assaulting" her, and he was all smug about the whole situation, though I was sort of flustered; I was all "WHAT?!"
^I think someone already mentioned this. xD

sadly, the EXACT same thing happened to me! Haha the whole time i was like "wtf!? they're going to!? No, they can't....but how!? Oh my gosh!" hahah i felt like such a fan girl, all the while i was dying of laughter and at one point i had to put my hand over my mouth, close my book & laugh for about 10 minutes XD

twigeek · Post by **twigeek** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:31 pm

Hands down, the funniest part is when Bella punches Jacob for kissing her.

BiancaBlack · Post by **BiancaBlack** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:29 pm

I agree with you! the seducing was soo funny!

my favorite part is when edward says: "We're not having this discussion!"

and bella answers: "I say we are!" and yanks open her blouse!!!

moetastic · Post by **moetastic** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:19 pm

for some reason i laughed during the blizzard part the WHOLE thing it was funny to me for some reason

ashley_nicole00 · Post by **ashley_nicole00** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:20 am

wow. I loved so much of it.

-Charlie laughing about Bella's hand
-a certain Charlie/Bella sex talk
-angry grizzly bears message for Edward
-Alice being mad about E/B eloping in Vegas
-Bella telling Jake that she thought of his kiss more as an assault
-Jake's 'dirty thoughts' while being a space heater
-Imagining Jessica's face while watching Bella in Port Angeles with the guys
-Alice's Porsche 911 turbo bribe
-Quil imprinting on a 2 year old

Maybe I should stop now... I think that to put all of it that I laughed during, I may have to post the book.

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