Funniest Parts in Eclipse

[twilighter1234]

There were sevral lines that made me laugh:

Jacob: Did you seriously just stamp you foot? I thought girls only did that on TV!
That line is especially funny to me because I sadly stomp my feet a lot.

Edward: Penguins. Lovely.
LOL!

Alice; Speaking of Italy and cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche.

Of course when Alice confronted Bella about her plans in vegas, that made me crack up.
Also when I found out that that one guy imprinted on a two year old.
But my all-time favorite line isn't in Eclipse, it's Twlilght.
"Stupid, shiny Volvo Owner."
LOL!
Now whenever I see a shiny volvo and I crack up people look at me like I'm crazy. Gee thanks, Stephenie.

[AliceMarieHale]

Oh there were many parts of the book that made me laugh. But the funniest part was when Bella tried to seduce Edward! I remember excatly what I did. I put my book down lightly and put the book mark in it and closed the book. Then I put it only the floor so i wouldn't harm the book. All the while I had a HUGE grinn on my face. Then when it was on the ground I laughed and laughed, my stomac really started to hurt and I laugh every time I re-read that part of the book!

[shadesofblack]

Oh there were many parts of the book that made me laugh. But the funniest part was when Bella tried to seduce Edward! I remember excatly what I did. I put my book down lightly and put the book mark in it and closed the book. Then I put it only the floor so i wouldn't harm the book. All the while I had a HUGE grinn on my face. Then when it was on the ground I laughed and laughed, my stomac really started to hurt and I laugh every time I re-read that part of the book!

i found that part sad! weird!

[emilycullenx]

Oh there were many parts of the book that made me laugh. But the funniest part was when Bella tried to seduce Edward! I remember excatly what I did. I put my book down lightly and put the book mark in it and closed the book. Then I put it only the floor so i wouldn't harm the book. All the while I had a HUGE grinn on my face. Then when it was on the ground I laughed and laughed, my stomac really started to hurt and I laugh every time I re-read that part of the book!

LOL. You're reaction was VERY similar to mine! I had a huge grin on my face, my heart was racing, and I kept putting the book down, and pulling it back up to read and reread, to make sure I was reading what I thought I was. xD
Guh, I love Edward/Bella moments.

Hmmm, I thought it was funny how huffy Bella was about Jake "assaulting" her, and he was all smug about the whole situation, though I was sort of flustered; I was all "WHAT?!"
^I think someone already mentioned this. xD

[Kim]

Honestly, I was a bit shocked the first time I read Bella trying to seduce Edward. It just seemed really awkward to me. But now I laugh every time I read it.

[vampiregirlsince1918]

Oh my gosh there were so many funny parts. You all have named them all I think. lol. I think the funniest part to me was when Alice was pouty about her not being able to see the wedding. But as you guys bring up all these parts I remember laughing about I think I laughed through at least half the book. lol.

[SageMoon]

Oh my gosh, so many funny moments!

- Quil imprinting on a toddler
- Charlie's attempted "talk" with Bella
- Edward calling Bella sexy
- Alice pouting over Bella's plans for a Vegas wedding
- Edward's reaction to the 'killed' stereo
- Jake asking Bella if she seriously just stomped her foot
- Emmett's reaction to Bella telling him she punched a werewolf
- Edward's suggestion of Emmett performing their wedding ceremony
- Charlie's amusement at Bella punching Jake after he kisses her
- Edward asking Jake to tone down his fantasies "it's like you're shouting"
- The whole scene of Jake kissing Bella, her getting ticked,
then Edward rushing over once she tells him

All hilarious to me.

[emilycullenx]

- Edward asking Jake to tone down his fantasies "it's like you're shouting"

Ack, yes! Poor Edward. haha.
But yet, he was so serious ; I think that's what makes it so funny [to me].

[RIP Cedric Diggory]

Haha, I loved after Jake kissed Bella and they go back to her house and Charlie's like, "What happened?" and Jake goes, "I kissed her," and Charlie just says "Good for you!"

Also, I can't remember what the "Penguins. Lovely." line is. What part is that?

[jurgienicole]

I must say... everytime Jacob came into the story he made me laugh.... he's alway making me laugh somehow! It cracked me up when he said what is now my favorite line " does my being half naked bother you?" i love it! .... also the whole " did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought that was something that only happens on TV" or something like that... but it cracked me up!