Funniest Parts in Eclipse

xoxocamille · Post by **xoxocamille** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:07 am

LOL, I posted this on the wrong thread, but here it is...

The beginning of Chapter 24 was sort of funny to me, especially this part when Bella and Edward were talking after she just kissed Jacob and realized that she loved him too.

"Are you all right?" he murmured, his voice anxious.
"No. I want to die."
"That will never happen. I won't allow it."

I know it's supposed to be like this really insane serious talk they have, but whenever I read that, I just can't help but laugh.

pale.carmine · Post by **pale.carmine** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:35 am

i like the virgo part.

and the charlie bella "talk". lol

leahfellinlovwithtwilight · Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:23 pm

honestly, for me, the very funniest part of eclipse was after jacob cut himself with the knife and edward walks back in and asks why bella stabbed jacob. then "oh, that wasnt nearly as fun as i thought" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that serioiusly lol'd me through 5 minutes

leela0687 · Post by **leela0687** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:54 pm

OMGOSH i forgot about that part! I loved that part I was like choking on my food when I read that.

libby123 · Post by **libby123** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:38 am

the part where edward is threatening jacob and he's like " i don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor fall out of the sky and hits her in the head" and the part when bella comes back from la push and edward says "did you run over someone's cat?"

emilycullenx · Post by **emilycullenx** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:51 am

leahfellinlovwithtwilight wrote:honestly, for me, the very funniest part of eclipse was after jacob cut himself with the knife and edward walks back in and asks why bella stabbed jacob. then "oh, that wasnt nearly as fun as i thought" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA that serioiusly lol'd me through 5 minutes

LOL. I agree.
Edward seemed so disappointed, poor Jake... > >;
But I think even Jake would have to agree, it was funny. xD
Even if he doesn't admit it for several years; he will. Eventually.

And someone else mentioned the part where Alice and Edward were playing chess.
That IS pure gold; you can just picture their intense, young faces.
Haha.

libby123 · Post by **libby123** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:57 am

also the part where bella tells emmett she punched jacob.

emilycullenx · Post by **emilycullenx** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:14 am

libby123 wrote:also the part where bella tells emmett she punched jacob.

And you have to love Emmett's response to that. xD

Ostentatious6277 · Post by **Ostentatious6277** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:59 pm

pale.carmine wrote:and the charlie bella "talk". lol

OMG, yes. So funny.

Lizardpolisher · Post by **Lizardpolisher** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:00 pm

The chess game
I was actually wondering how a chess game would go between Alice and Edward before Eclipse came out.
I now know.

and I love it!

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