Funniest Parts in Eclipse

twilght_girl..x · Post by **twilght_girl..x** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:25 pm

There is so much!!!!

However, I loved (and laughed at) the part where Renee says:

"He looks at you like your somthing to eat."

Oh the irony, I couldn't stop laughing, I then realised that it was quite sad.

L.Smart094 · Post by **L.Smart094** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:51 pm

i havent read ecplipse in awhile but i remember the scene where bella called edward and said what was waiting for him at home was going to put grizzlies to shame, and then when he did come there was no argument.THat made me laugh

lshluvr · Post by **lshluvr** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:57 pm

waiting4myEC wrote: Emmett had said, "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." (page 93)

One of my favorites too =D

My ultimate favorite is when Bella went to the Cullen's and Emmett was all:
"Fall down again Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.

Emmett is hilarious.

losing feeling · Post by **losing feeling** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:45 pm

scarletfeverr wrote:edward: "stop trying to take off your clothes!"
bella:"...oh do you want to do that part?"

OMJ!!!
LOVED that part
we were totally LMAO the first time
still makes us laugh when we raed that part

Our Icy Affection · Post by **Our Icy Affection** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:48 pm

The part that made me laugh was this part:

'Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled against my chest.
Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?"
I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter.'

pg. 342
Eclipse
Stephenie Meyer

I thought that was pretty funny.

losing feeling · Post by **losing feeling** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:20 pm

scarletfeverr wrote:edward: "stop trying to take off your clothes!"
bella:"...oh do you want to do that part?"

ya, we couldn't stop laughing atthat point

shine_brighter · Post by **shine_brighter** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:48 am

Eclipse had too many hilarious parts to name them all. I think everyone has basically said what I wanted to.

Edward and Alice playing chess==comedic gold.

CanadianAlice · Post by **CanadianAlice** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:28 am

I love when Bella punches Jake and then she calls Edward to come over. That whole chapter is great. Charlie telling Jake he should probably leave and Edward telling Jacob that he'd be walking on 3 legs if he kissed Bella without permission again. Classic!!!!

vampires are life · Post by **vampires are life** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:48 pm

OK so i have so many favorite parts its not even funny anymore but one the I just really feel the need to post is after Bella punches Jake and then goes to the Cullens.

"Fall down again,Bella?" --Emmett
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." -- Bella

When I read this I had to seriousely put the book down and hold my sides I was laughing so much.

Minireb123 · Post by **Minireb123** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:11 pm

losing feeling wrote:
scarletfeverr wrote:edward: "stop trying to take off your clothes!"
bella:"...oh do you want to do that part?"

ya, we couldn't stop laughing atthat point

hahaha hilarious

I also like Bella's rant on virgos and Angela being a witch lmao

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