i havent read ecplipse in awhile but i remember the scene where bella called edward and said what was waiting for him at home was going to put grizzlies to shame, and then when he did come there was no argument.THat made me laugh
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Emmett had said, "I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." (page 93)
One of my favorites too =D
My ultimate favorite is when Bella went to the Cullen's and Emmett was all:
"Fall down again Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.
Emmett is hilarious.
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'Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled against my chest.
Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?"
I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."
Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter.'
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Eclipse had too many hilarious parts to name them all. I think everyone has basically said what I wanted to.
Edward and Alice playing chess==comedic gold.
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What if...Edward Cullen met the Little Mermaid?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wN6iFPPKlNg
I love when Bella punches Jake and then she calls Edward to come over. That whole chapter is great. Charlie telling Jake he should probably leave and Edward telling Jacob that he'd be walking on 3 legs if he kissed Bella without permission again. Classic!!!!
OK so i have so many favorite parts its not even funny anymore but one the I just really feel the need to post is after Bella punches Jake and then goes to the Cullens.
"Fall down again,Bella?" --Emmett
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." -- Bella
When I read this I had to seriousely put the book down and hold my sides I was laughing so much.
Look after my heart -- I've left it with you.
-some say the world will end in fire
some say in ice.
from what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate,
to say that for destruction ice
Is also great and would suffice.
Robert frost