Funniest Parts in Eclipse

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Post by ashFLASH »

Charlie's sex talk was hilarious, I definitely wasn't expecting it.

When Edward's telling Bella that she has to marry him if they want to have sex, and he's like, "isn't this a little backwards? traditionally, shouldn't we be arguing on opposite sides?". And then Bella goes "Nothing about us is traditional".

Bella describing Edward-Alice chess was pretty funny too.
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Post by alice_fan »

Eclipse had some really hilarious parts, that had the people I was around while reading it questioning my sanity....

When Bella says "Show me the damn ring, Edward"

Bella calling Edward while Alice has her hostage and leaving him a message telling him how much trouble he is in.

When Edward asks Bella to stop taking her clothes off.

Edward saying "Technically, I can't ever sleep with you"

Bella punching Jacob.
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Post by ktkat08 »

I thought Edward and Bella's note writing in class was really funny but I also had a good giggle when Bella is trying to seduce Edward and he tells her to stop trying to take her clothes off and she says,
"Do you want to do that part?"
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Post by zerolover34 »

wow you guys have summed up all my favorite parts oh well




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Post by ceenindee »

I loved the part when Bella thought she was going to graduate--and get married--in her sweat pants. :D
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Post by {^..^}Steph »

**This might have already been said.

(Jacob sleeping with Bella in the sleeping bag)
Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life.

Jacob: Did it make the top ten?

Edward: Possibly. But, if i had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.

It wasn't the funniest part but it did make me laugh and yell " Oh Burn!You just got served!"
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Post by methila »

pretty much all my favorite funny scenes have ended up here. but i don't know if anyone put this up yet. sorry if you did. well, i was just re-reading the epilogue. and i remembered what made me laugh ridiculously at the scene.

"This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don't even like Bella Swan. And you've got me grieving over this leech-lover like I'm in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"

i was a little surprised leah would say those kind of things about bella at first, but then it wore off to the point where i started picturing her dreams. disturbing, but hilariously funny. XD
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Possibly. But, if i had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.
God. One of my absolutle favorite lines. Edward's just so sexy jealous. And sweet. And what was so funny in my mind was that if he were a girl i could picture him doing the little neck movement and snapping his fingers. With lots of emphasis on the "that". LMAO!!

That'd be priceless :D

I got a kick out of trying to explain it to my mom (shes slow on witty/sarcasm stuff) cause i was laughing too hard to explain so it came out alllllllll wrong.
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Post by velvetine »

hahahah
i thought eclipse was so different from the past two books.
it was much much funnier.
every chapter, i find myself cracking up.
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torii_s wrote:
Possibly. But, if i had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.
God. One of my absolutle favorite lines. Edward's just so sexy jealous. And sweet. And what was so funny in my mind was that if he were a girl i could picture him doing the little neck movement and snapping his fingers. With lots of emphasis on the "that". LMAO!!

That'd be priceless :D

I got a kick out of trying to explain it to my mom (shes slow on witty/sarcasm stuff) cause i was laughing too hard to explain so it came out alllllllll wrong.


Omg, I'm picturing Edward doing that right now. I'm dying here.
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