Funniest Parts in Eclipse

[Alphie]

What were the parts that made you laugh?

[lauren]

Quil imprinting on a two year old. That made me laugh unbelievably hard.

Also, when E/B are in his bed and Edward asks if Bella's going back to La Push soon, and she said she thought she was no longer welcome, and he replied with "Why? Did you run over somebody's cat?"

A lot of the things Jacob said were hilarious too--I just can't think of them all off the top of my head.

hahahaha

[an6elicinn0cence]

The funniest part in Eclipse for me was when Alice confronts Bella about her tentative plan to elope to Vegas. It was too hilarious. Alice's pouting and feigning hurt was classic. I thought it was so adorable. It made me love Alive more.

'Don't you love me?' she asked in that same sad tone.

'To me, Alice, you are my sister.'
'Words!' she growled."

LMAO!

Theres another part in Eclipse that had me laughing was picturing the image of Bella with the curly mustache trying to steal an innocent girls virtue. She then teases Edward that he was trying to save his virtue.

[ouisa]

This book was so funny!

I LOVED the note back and forth about the plane crashing.
"with your luck not even the black box would survive."

There were so many great spats between Bella and Edward. Giving us great lines like "if Angela is a Witch" line and the "Angry grizzly bears are going to be nothing compared to what will be waiting for you at home."

And I loved all the playful moments with Jake. Especially when he licks her face. That is such a teenage little brother thing to do. His naughty fantasies while being a space heater and the spats in Fire and Ice were great too.

[Erynne]

The Jacob-wolf face-lick was too awesome to resist.

Alice's pouting over the Vegas wedding was awesomesauce.

Charlie laughing at Bella's broken hand after her face-punch on Jake was hilarious.

There are thousands of tiny moments that made me laugh my tush off... those are just three that come to mind immediately.

- E

[Erynne]

Due to the fact that there is no "Edit" option anymore, I am double-posting, 'cause I wanted to add:

The moment I laughed the hardest? The Bella&Edward stereo discussion. I actually had to read it out loud to the Boy, and he just smiled at me like I was a crazy little thing, but still adorable.

"What did you <I>do</i> to this?" he asked in a horrorstruck voice.
"It didn't want to come out of the dashboard."
"Do you felt the need to torture it?"
"You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally."
He shook his head, his face a mask of faux tragedy. "You killed it."

I love it! SO funny!

- E

[CinJudes]

'Don't you love me?' she asked in that same sad tone.

'To me, Alice, you are my sister.'
'Words!' she growled.

LMAO!

That was one of my favorites as well. The banter between Bella and Edward was as always sublimely delicious as well throughout the book.

One of the first things that just had me giggling uncontrollably for some reason was when she tried to sneak out of her house in Chapter 2 to go to La Push and Edward was waiting in her truck, and again when she finally did go to La Push when he was out of town hunting and as she is on her way to Angela's house the Volvo comes out of know where. For some reason Edward angry makes me giggle.

[Eleniel]

Quil imprinting on a baby was definately hilarious. But Alice pouting over Bellas wedding was quite familiar. It was used so often in twilight related fanfics, so it seemed rather typical. Where's the fun when it's predictable?

[Alphie]

I have a few that make me giggle every single time.

"Anyway, Paul missed, and the big one got back on his side. But by then the, er, well the, uh, blonde' ' Jacob's expression was a comical mix of disgust and unwilling admiration as he tried to come up with a word to describe Edward's sister.

I love this! The werewolf trying NOT to find the vampire attractive.

Edward kissed me softly for a moment, and then he chuckled.
'I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.'

When I'm not swooning... I giggle here.

'What did he do?'
'He kissed me,' I growled.
All I heard on the other end of the line was the sound of an engine accelerating.

So good!

'A definite success,' Alice agreed, wrinkling her nose.
'And it gave me an idea.'
'Which will work,' Alice added confidently.
'Clever,' Edward agreed.
'How do you stand that?' Jacob muttered to me.

See, I would be right there with Jake on this one!

'Bella, I just'"' he hesitated and then forced the words out ''"I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn't bother you?'
He frowned at me.
I shrugged. Shrugging was good, too. Very blasé.

I know this is gresome as all get out, but I just think it's too great that Bella isn't bothered by it!

There are tons more, but I'll stop now and come back to it later.

[dirty_wings]

^^ The last two that Alphie posted are ones that certainly made me laugh.
Also:
-Charlie's attempted serious sex chat with Bella.
-Jake's face licking.
-Edward asking Bella to stop taking her clothes off.
-Charlie saying 'good luck with that' after Bella spills her confliction with the boys.