Ways To Annoy James

emmett_<3 · Post by **emmett_<3** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:41 pm

I stole james' cookies wrote:You get a big cape and a set of plastic fangs and run past him repeatedly singing the batman theme tune but subing in Edward for of Batman in it.(and eating cookies!)

hahah love that!

Laney Jo is Alice · Post by **Laney Jo is Alice** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:42 pm

make him read new moon and eclipse promising that they will have something great about his memory. Laugh when they don't .

Take him for a ride in your car. hit every pothole in the street.

Take him for a picnic in the sun. when people ask why he is sparkling say "it's a severe cause of acne"

point and laugh. when he asks why say "your face"

everytime he asks a question reply with "your mom."
when he asks why you keep doing it, say" your mom, that's why."

when the room is completely silent. yell SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
omg!!!! when he asks why you did it deny you did anything.

put his car keys in a jar of pickels.

okay theese sucked, but they would get on my nerves.

haaleey · Post by **haaleey** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:55 pm

when the room is completely silent. yell SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
omg!!!! when he asks why you did it deny you did anything.

<center> LMFAO
<center> I just burst into a fit of laughter
<center> Hilarious
<center> :]

<center> I would write ways I would annoy him but it would take too long
<center> Mostly because I got my inspiration from having 6 siblings, all younger.
<center> 4 boys and 2 girls

leahfellinlovwithtwilight · Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:58 pm

alice's name as often in every sentence you can. talk about how she escaped, how she got changed, and how she's totally completely stronger then that pathetic wastoid ever would be. also mention how dead he is, and mention that alice's current soul mate and her brother killed him. that should tiff him off.

moetastic · Post by **moetastic** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:26 pm

start singing the llama song to the cullen version(see deedeedork's avie)
also make up new version making fun of him and victoria mostly put in the part when victoria dies

start twirling his hair maybe braid it =P

carry a picture of victoria around that says in loving memory: of the happy day that she died =P

also carry picture of bella that says: the other human James couldnt kill

are these any good??

m9organ · Post by **m9organ** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:32 pm

moetastic wrote:start singing the llama song to the cullen version(see deedeedork's avie)
also make up new version making fun of him and victoria mostly put in the part when victoria dies

start twirling his hair maybe braid it =P

carry a picture of victoria around that says in loving memory: of the happy day that she died =P

also carry picture of bella that says: the other human James couldnt kill

are these any good??

I was cracking up when you put the other human James couldn't kill!! OMG! That was hillarious

moetastic · Post by **moetastic** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:03 pm

thanks have you posted any How to AnnOy JAmeS ? i f you did repost for me??

mlola619 · Post by **mlola619** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:09 pm

I stole james' cookies wrote:You get a big cape and a set of plastic fangs and run past him repeatedly singing the batman theme tune but subing in Edward for of Batman in it.(and eating cookies!)

XD ahahah i seriously just choked on the water i was drinking that's amazing!

moetastic · Post by **moetastic** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:17 pm

lol yeah that is i laughed =P

m9organ · Post by **m9organ** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:17 pm

moetastic wrote:thanks have you posted any How to AnnOy JAmeS ? i f you did repost for me??

When James is in an airport, point at him while screaming, "Bomb! Bomb! He has a bomb!"

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