HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY STOMACHE AND CHEEKS HURT BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!! JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I'M AN EASY LAUGHER.
Ok, tell him to run for president, get him all excited about it, make sure he wins, and then when he wins, and he's jumping up and down because he won, tell him, "We're sorry, but you're just too ugly to be president. This is the president of the United States: Edward Cullen!"
Tell him to look something up for you on the computer and give him a really really slow computer. When he tries to leave tell him no, that you have cookies for him. He sits down and waits like 2 hours for it to finish, then when he says, "Where's my cookies?" Tell him, "Oops, I ate them."
That's all I can think of for right now.

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I ♥ CC, MY BESTEST SIS!!!!! *HUGGLES* =D