Ways To Annoy James

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break4jake
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Post by break4jake »

1. constantly yell, "SPUNK RANSOM STOLE YOUR COOKIES!"

2. ask him to play my little pony with you.

3. send him a barbie gift basket.

4. make him watchi HSM and HSM2 over and over and over

5. sing Disney songs whenever you're not shouting number 1.

6. ramble about how hot edward and jake are, and about how ugly he is.

7. rant about anything twilight related

8. keep talking about edward 'baking' and don't answer him when he gets confused and asks what you're talking about
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Post by Once upon a time... »

Bella: "James?...James?....James.........

James: (in a quiet voice) "What?"

Bella: "James...James?..JAMES? JAMES!!!"

James: "WHAT?!?!"

Bella: "...nothing..."

James: "...?!&*% $%!!$ *%£$!!"
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Post by ~waiting4mylovestory~ »

Omg I love this thread!!so many good ones...

I say we make him watch The Mysterious Ticking Noise (Potter Puppet Pals) and then, when he's so annoyed he's about to bit your head off (remember you hard hats!), start singing it with a couple of your friends :wink:
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Post by ~waiting4mylovestory~ »

Or, we can quote Charlie and the Unicorns...

~whenever he says something, pretend to be mad, pout and commence quoting: 'Shun! You are SHHHHUUUUUNNNNEEEEDDDDD!' or something like that :wink: :twisted:
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"Be with me always--take any form--drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!"-Wuthering Heights

Team Swizterland!<3 Jacob, but Bella belongs w/ Edward. Betting on Alice, hoping Jake has a happy ending too.
Embracing Cullenism, still love the pack.
Wouldn't mind being fanged or furry...

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Post by ~waiting4mylovestory~ »

You-OHH JAMESIE POO!!!'
James-What? Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?
You-Aw c'mon jamesie poo! Just cause you didn't get that little girl from the asylum doesn't mean anything!!
James growls
You-*in a questioning voice* Jamesie poo??
May I continue? I just had an inspiration...

You: *starts to bawl your eyes out* Jamesie! *hiccup* bbbbbuuuttttt Jammmmessss! I thooouggght you...you were Jamesie Poooo!!!!
James:o_O er...

Sorry, I can just totally had this picture in my head of his expression...and I just started cracking up!
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Embracing Cullenism, still love the pack.
Wouldn't mind being fanged or furry...

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Post by m9organ »

When James is in an airport point at him while screaming, "Bomb! Bomb! He has a bomb!"
*~shh!! don't tell Bella but... I love Edward more!!~*

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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

stare at James for five minutes. make sure he notices. then run up to him humming the mission impossible theme very loudly. grab his head and sniff it. go back to where you were standing. repeat.

ask him if he ever lays awake at night wondering why everyone likes edward better than him.

look at him and mutter to yoursef "victoria is right. Riley IS much cuter"

"James, aren't you suppsosed to be a lot more muscled in vampire life than in your human state?"
"yeah"
"guess you didn't work out much"
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Post by break4jake »

hmmmmm

throw skittles at him

make him go with you to the twilight movie. laugh when the movie James gets killed.

stick gum in his hair



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thanks to CamberXite for my awesome banner! and thanks to edward's vampheart to my adorable avatar!
*sings* Oh Jakey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Jakey! *clap clap* Hey Jakey!

OMHJ-oh my hot jacob :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW8-l944dw8 -watch my twilight-based song!
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Laney Jo is Alice
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Post by Laney Jo is Alice »

why thank you, mam.
I love yours too.

umm.. let's see.

~Sign him up for swing dance classes with Emmett as is partner.

~buy him a dress and tell him he is going to be your date to prom.

~tell him he has to drive you to go get your breaking dawn book. you just have to see how much better the world is with him dead.

~ randomly send him copies of the page where he is killed in twilight.

~dye his hair pink when he isn't looking.
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I stole james' cookies
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Post by I stole james' cookies »

YOU STEAL HIS COOKIES!!
I HAS HIS OREOS AND COOKIE CRUNCH!!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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