Ways To Annoy James
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Ways To Annoy James
Anybody have some ways wa can irritate James? Here's a few to get everyone started:
~Sing "How to Save a Life" whenever the urge strikes you.
~Ask him if he was really ugly during his human life
~Send him a Care Bears gift basket
~Laugh at him
~Randomly turn his face up into a smile
~Tell him his breath smells bad and maybe he should be more picky about the humans he bites
~Be happy
~When he fails to kill Bella yet again, wag your finger and say, "I told you so...."
~If he gives you dirty looks or says something mean, simply say, "oh, so scathing!"
~Ask him how anyone could have bad enough taste to be his mate
~Tell everyone that he's really just a big softy - make sure he knows you're saying it
~Sing "How to Save a Life" whenever the urge strikes you.
~Ask him if he was really ugly during his human life
~Send him a Care Bears gift basket
~Laugh at him
~Randomly turn his face up into a smile
~Tell him his breath smells bad and maybe he should be more picky about the humans he bites
~Be happy
~When he fails to kill Bella yet again, wag your finger and say, "I told you so...."
~If he gives you dirty looks or says something mean, simply say, "oh, so scathing!"
~Ask him how anyone could have bad enough taste to be his mate
~Tell everyone that he's really just a big softy - make sure he knows you're saying it
"Hey, wolf girl!"
~Aiden: Blood & Chocolate
"Hey, vampire girl!"
~Embry: Eclipse
"So you're the vampire girl?"
"Yes. Are you the wolf girl?"
At the part where Jacob kissed Bella (the second time especially), I seriously wanted to beat up Jacob, but I thought Sam would press charges against me for animal cruelty....then I'd have to answer to Charlie.
~Aiden: Blood & Chocolate
"Hey, vampire girl!"
~Embry: Eclipse
"So you're the vampire girl?"
"Yes. Are you the wolf girl?"
At the part where Jacob kissed Bella (the second time especially), I seriously wanted to beat up Jacob, but I thought Sam would press charges against me for animal cruelty....then I'd have to answer to Charlie.
XD That is!
But, I can't think of any more to add...

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Haha! Ummmmm how about coplain that your chiuahaha has better tracking skills than he does! 

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THAT IS HILARIOUS!
I can't think of anything that I could add to that...
I can't think of anything that I could add to that...
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lol um...
~taunt him about Victoria yelling "She's craz-eh! craz-eh I tell ya!"
~Tell him you think Laurent would be a better leader than him
~ Yell "Your mom!!! Oooh burn" at him
~Tell him you know he's in love with Edward and all, but thats no reason to get jealous and kill Bella
~Tell him you also think Edward looks cute, and how happy you are at meeting a gay vampire
~Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"
~Stare at him and say "I thought all vampires were meant to be beautiful" and look at him weirdly
~Chuck a stick in front of him and yell "FETCH!" when he fails to do so mutter something like "Psh! And he calls himself a tracker..."
*needs to think of better ones*
~taunt him about Victoria yelling "She's craz-eh! craz-eh I tell ya!"
~Tell him you think Laurent would be a better leader than him
~ Yell "Your mom!!! Oooh burn" at him
~Tell him you know he's in love with Edward and all, but thats no reason to get jealous and kill Bella
~Tell him you also think Edward looks cute, and how happy you are at meeting a gay vampire
~Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"
~Stare at him and say "I thought all vampires were meant to be beautiful" and look at him weirdly
~Chuck a stick in front of him and yell "FETCH!" when he fails to do so mutter something like "Psh! And he calls himself a tracker..."
*needs to think of better ones*
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Oh, those are all great!
-While he's tracking, keep asking him "Are we there yet?" every 5 minutes.
-Ask him if he was dropped on his head while turning into a vampire because no one can look that ugly.
-Mail him anonymous letters asking he if wants to come on Dr. Phil to sort out his anger problems.
-While he's tracking, keep asking him "Are we there yet?" every 5 minutes.
-Ask him if he was dropped on his head while turning into a vampire because no one can look that ugly.
-Mail him anonymous letters asking he if wants to come on Dr. Phil to sort out his anger problems.
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This REALLY reminds me of the "123 to annoy Lord Voldemort" on MuggleNet. Was that your inspiration?
Okay, I will try to add some...
~As he's walking around you the way he was walking around Bella as he was deciding how to kill her, strike very sexy poses, make funny faces and giggle.
~When he bares his teeth, say something along the lines of "you have a piece of spinach just there...".
~Remind him that he probably hasn't eaten spinach since he was changed and that he's been making out with Victoria with it there THE WHOLE TIME.
~Tell him that he's fat and should go on a vegetarian diet.
~Steal some of Bella's clothes (that have her scent on them) and hide them in the most random places (preferably in the sun).
~Set up an EHarmony/Lavalife account for him.
~Casually mention it to Victoria
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~Buy him a stess ball (yeah, I took that one off of MuggleNet, but it's still funny!).
I'll post some more when I think of them
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Okay, I will try to add some...
~As he's walking around you the way he was walking around Bella as he was deciding how to kill her, strike very sexy poses, make funny faces and giggle.
~When he bares his teeth, say something along the lines of "you have a piece of spinach just there...".
~Remind him that he probably hasn't eaten spinach since he was changed and that he's been making out with Victoria with it there THE WHOLE TIME.
~Tell him that he's fat and should go on a vegetarian diet.
~Steal some of Bella's clothes (that have her scent on them) and hide them in the most random places (preferably in the sun).
~Set up an EHarmony/Lavalife account for him.
~Casually mention it to Victoria

~Buy him a stess ball (yeah, I took that one off of MuggleNet, but it's still funny!).
I'll post some more when I think of them

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