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AuroraSparrow
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Post by AuroraSparrow » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:17 pm

YouDazzleMe wrote:Alright here it goes...I'm trying too hard to make this funny...

This is on Edward and Bella's honeymoon, er, taking care of some things before she's turned.

Edward: I'm not sure if I can do this...
Bella:Here let me help. I'll just massage it a little bit.
Edward:Not THAT! I'm just afraid of hurting you.
Bella:Oh, it doesn't hurt! Jacob and I did it before!
Edward:YOU WHAT?!

Ahaha I head a better scenario in my head and then when I tried to write it I just forgot all the funny lines I had so it turned out like crap! Haha sorry.
Haha! Oh my gobbers! Just imagine....poor Edward...Bella is trying to give him a heart attack...
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Post by wildroses » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:17 pm

Mirrorbay2000 wrote:
wildroses wrote:
mlola619 wrote:
krazykailey wrote:haha a vampire bachelor party....that could be insane....and dangerous.....and entertaining all at the same time!
XD i just got a mental picture of Edward's eyes looking something like ----> :shock: as he sees a stripper walking into the room & Emmett & Jasper are like "hahaha told you we'd surprise you Edward!!"

XD
LMAO that face...priceless. i can see it too poor innocent edward...
I can see him shouting something like "My eyes, They Burn!" And then he covers his eyes... after taking a long peek of course
Edward: *covers eyes while stripper dances on him*
Emmett: "Oh come on edward, she kind of looks like bella!"
Edward: *peeks through fingers* "Hey, you're right!"

bahaha
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Mirrorbay2000
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Post by Mirrorbay2000 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:18 pm

AuroraSparrow wrote:
YouDazzleMe wrote:Alright here it goes...I'm trying too hard to make this funny...

This is on Edward and Bella's honeymoon, er, taking care of some things before she's turned.

Edward: I'm not sure if I can do this...
Bella:Here let me help. I'll just massage it a little bit.
Edward:Not THAT! I'm just afraid of hurting you.
Bella:Oh, it doesn't hurt! Jacob and I did it before!
Edward:YOU WHAT?!

Ahaha I head a better scenario in my head and then when I tried to write it I just forgot all the funny lines I had so it turned out like crap! Haha sorry.
Haha! Oh my gobbers! Just imagine....poor Edward...Bella is trying to give him a heart attack...
Lol! Edward'd reaction.... By the way, wildroses, I LOVE your avatar
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Post by hollimarie131 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:18 pm

Mirrorbay2000 wrote:
wildroses wrote:
mlola619 wrote:
krazykailey wrote:haha a vampire bachelor party....that could be insane....and dangerous.....and entertaining all at the same time!
XD i just got a mental picture of Edward's eyes looking something like ----> :shock: as he sees a stripper walking into the room & Emmett & Jasper are like "hahaha told you we'd surprise you Edward!!"

XD
LMAO that face...priceless. i can see it too poor innocent edward...
I can see him shouting something like "My eyes, They Burn!" And then he covers his eyes... after taking a long peek of course
Poor Edward would be seeing strippers and able to read their thoughts... That would kind of be creepy...

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Post by mlola619 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:19 pm

wildroses wrote:
Edward: *covers eyes while stripped dances on him*
Emmett: "Oh come on edward, she kind of looks like bella!"
Edward: *peeks through fingers* "Hey, you're right!"

bahaha

pfffaahahahah that's awesome
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Post by EternalRestXX » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:19 pm

AuroraSparrow wrote:
Haha! Seriously though...is there really a story called that over there?


yes, and it is GREAT. At least I think that's the one I'm thinking about... I'm, like, 95% sure.



does anyone want a link? or do you think the author would be mad...?

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Post by krazykailey » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:19 pm

haha I would feel sorry for Edward if Jasper and Emmett were in charge of his party.
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Post by Mirrorbay2000 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:19 pm

I just love how fast we're going through these pages
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Post by wildroses » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:20 pm

mirrorbay2000

thanks! i thought it was hilarious.
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Post by mlola619 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:20 pm

:twisted: we are SO setting a record of some sort with all these posts
Cause I've been waiting for a miracle, and I'm not leaving

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