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Re: Omg... I think I know what's going to happen.

Post by mlola619 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:56 am

MrReaper wrote:Okay, so, in chapter one, we already know what happens, and Bella talks about her happy place. BUT THEN in chapter two Edward and Bella get married, but there's a twist!! Charlie realizes his undying love for Edward. And Edward says to Bella, "Oh shoot, we gotta get out of here." So Edward takes Bella's elbow, and they go on a plane, actually Carlisle's private helicopter, where they fly to they're honeymoon destination also known as Hawaii. Edward private beach there, so that's were they go, and they like, talk and stuff, and no one can see them. So Edward begins to sparkle in the sun, because that what he does, and Bella decides that she wants to do the nasty with him, right there, on the beach. So they start going for it, and she realizes that she likes it rough, but Edward isn't having any of it, so she kind of like, rapes Edward Cullen a little bit. Well, I mean, you know, it's kind of hard to rape a vampire, so she kind of like, seduced him. I mean, she liked his ding-dong. That's what I'm trying to say. After Eddiepuss gets over the intial shock of the involuentary sexual actions, he decides he wants to turn Bella right then. BUT suddenly Jacob Black appears! And he's naked, because he swam to Hawaii and didn't bring his pants. Edwards like, "Oh shoot," and Bella's like "Wtf?" So now, comes chapter three where Edward, Bella, Jacob are at a standoff and it's kind of akward. BUT then! Who should swoop in? But STEPHENIE MEYER! She's looking kind of like, Xena the warrior princess!!! Jacob takes one look, and imprints on her. But Stephenie's husband, Pancho, (who also happens to be an eclectic ninja) is repulsed the fact that his wife is leaving for a 16 year old werewolf boy. So he comes in, and Edward hides Bella in a cave, and they stay there for rest of the chapter because they had fun with the whole sex thing, and they want to try something a little more kinky. Oh so, chapter four, Harry Potter decides he wants in on this whole mythical-creature-stand-off-warrior princess-love story-vampire-romance plot so he joins the Volturi. Who decide they want to stop Pancho from exposing the existence of vampires. So, it's pretty awkward at the moment. End of chapter four. CHAPTER FIVE-CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN: So Alice goes to Hawaii via sailboat and comes to pick up Edward and Bella from the cave, so they can escape all of the crazy dangerous shananigans, (by this time Bella's already changed) So Alice goes to the cave where she sees her adoptive brother and new sister-in-law having hot vampire sex. And then they did a bunch of stuff, babies were made, and Harry Potter did it with Alice, which made Japer Kill him, and then the volturi got mad at him, so they killed him, So Kirsten Dunst comes in and sings a song, and they all go to sleep on the island for eternity. And they all slept forever and were happy, except Pancho' and alice, because, well, they're lovers kind of died and/or ran away with a dog boy,

THE END

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Post by Amethyst_Willow » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:50 am

That has got to be one of the strangest theories I've ever heard! Poor Alice and Pancho =(

Anyways... I know I mentioned immunity to human blood but what I meant was immunity to *only* human blood as in she still can eat bear and stuff. I have *no* idea how it would work but perhaps in the same kind of compassion way as Jasper or Tanya only right from the very begininng. 'Cos the sight of everyone pricking their fingers in biology makes her feel faint right? But she can still cook steak or whatever. I just think she'll find it easier to do the whole vegetarian thing. Another possibility is that if she's never had human blood then she'll never know what she's missing? I don't know. I just think there must be a way that she's not a human-blood-crazed vampire as soon as she's turned what with all the fighting and stuff that will no doubt happen.

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Post by ShopGirl3876 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:09 am

^^ That's exactly what I said. It made me laugh, and no Harry Potter wouldn't die. He's the most powerful one of them all, and hello, he'll just use Oculemency to block his thoughts. lol

I just thought of something. What if Carlise takes some of Bella's blood and keeps it refrigerated for emergencies? Maybe Alice saw the Volturi coming and Bella told them to take her blood so they'll be stronger in the fight. After she is turned, and this just grosses me out, but they all drink the blood. That just seemed to obvious to me. Couldn't Carlise have a blood drive at the hospital and use that blood to strengthen the Cullens too? I can't believe I thought of that! It's so obvious! Remember when they had to go hunt before the newborns? Wait a minute........they couldn't drink it right :? . All well, I thought I had something.
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Post by Cullen_family » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:14 am

tookthe405 wrote:Just a Also another random theory that I came across - Bella being immune to human blood when she's a vamp. That's interesting actually. I think if she was, it would make her a REALLY weak vampire. She would have no fuel. So she would still be the damsel in distress that she is now.
That isn't what Stephenie Meyer said about human blood vampires. She said they weren't much stronger than animal blood vampires. So it's very possible that Bella could be able to not want to feed on human blood but the way Stephanie describes her vampires, I highly doubt it. They are what they are and there is very little that changes. Things become enhanced once they are changed but not so much that it changes the basic make up of who and what they are.

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Post by Cullen_family » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:23 am

Okay not "immune" to human blood. Just able to resist it better than most newborn vampires because she has that ability to go into her own mind and save herself there. Maybe she'll do that and time will pass and we won't have to go through her newborn phase.

I'm so skeptical about SM turning her. After reading so many of her Q&As recently I'm really really on the fence about that. I know that Bella is stubborn and dead set on doing it to be with her "beloved" but what if something happens and she has to rethink that choice for another person she loves like Charlie? What if she has to remain human for him?

I don't know, it's too late to think and I've read too much. I'm more confused now than ever.

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Post by BellaSwanCullen » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:26 am

I just had a revelation while I was on the phone with my friend who happened to be freaking out about her own love triangle, which makes me a bad friend, I suppose, but I have a shot attention span, so anyway! I thought about it like this:

Jacob's been called her personal sun, right? Breaking Dawn...I wonder if the title's hinting at something with Jacob...like Jacob comes back or has a revelation and goes evil or something.

My theory was a lot better than this...but its really late. Sorry. I just wanted to post it to see if someone else could run with it.

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Post by mudkip » Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:46 am

I agree with the above.

I have a feeling the antagonist is going to be Jacob. The Volturi of course aswell, maybe they get a little ruffled up at the fact that the Cullens allied with Warewolves. But i have a really bad feeling that Jacob will somehow be the bad guy one way or another.
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Post by KT » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:16 am

BellaSwanCullen wrote:
Jacob's been called her personal sun, right? Breaking Dawn...I wonder if the title's hinting at something with Jacob...like Jacob comes back or has a revelation and goes evil or something.
I had this same thought about the title- that it might be hinting at something having to do with Jacob. (Although I don't think he would ever be the "bad guy". Yeah, he was turned down, but he's still Bella's best friend and he still loves her. I just can't see him turning on her.) All the titles have subtly hinted at the plot: "Twilight"= Intro to Vampire's/Edward, "New Moon"=Werewolves/Change/Jacob, "Eclipse"= Edward literally eclipses Jacob, and now "Breaking Dawn".... The moment when the sun comes up over the horizon and day breaks... and Jacob as always be her "sun"... Oh who knows :roll:

Bella already chose Edward as her true love in Eclipse so I don't think we're going to revisit that, but maybe it just has something to do with Bella and Jacob's friendship? Unless somehow Edward were permanently out of the picture, but I can only see that happening if he dies, which would be terrible. Maybe he sacrifices his life to save Bella? Gosh, now my mind is really wondering...

Am I the only one who can't figure out how this can be a happy ending?
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Post by mudkip » Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:40 am

KT wrote:BellaSwanCullen wrote:
Jacob's been called her personal sun, right? Breaking Dawn...I wonder if the title's hinting at something with Jacob...like Jacob comes back or has a revelation and goes evil or something.
I had this same thought about the title- that it might be hinting at something having to do with Jacob. (Although I don't think he would ever be the "bad guy". Yeah, he was turned down, but he's still Bella's best friend and he still loves her. I just can't see him turning on her.) All the titles have subtly hinted at the plot: "Twilight"= Intro to Vampire's/Edward, "New Moon"=Werewolves/Change/Jacob, "Eclipse"= Edward literally eclipses Jacob, and now "Breaking Dawn".... The moment when the sun comes up over the horizon and day breaks... and Jacob as always be her "sun"... Oh who knows :roll:

Bella already chose Edward as her true love in Eclipse so I don't think we're going to revisit that, but maybe it just has something to do with Bella and Jacob's friendship? Unless somehow Edward were permanently out of the picture, but I can only see that happening if he dies, which would be terrible. Maybe he sacrifices his life to save Bella? Gosh, now my mind is really wondering...

Am I the only one who can't figure out how this can be a happy ending?
I don't think he would either... not intentionally. And even if he did, he wouldnt actually kill her or Edward, he would probably just lose it for a moment or two. The way i see the happy ending is something like one of these (or heck, all, even! Make me 3x as happy!) :

A) Him and Edward have a heart-to-heart.

B) Edward saves Jacob from the Volturi / Jacob saves Edward. Mutual respect is formed, and Jacob remains friends with Bella after her change.

or

C) Jacob imprints on someone other than Bella.
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Post by Bri53 » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:33 am

ShopGirl3876 wrote:What if Carlise takes some of Bella's blood and keeps it refrigerated for emergencies? Maybe Alice saw the Volturi coming and Bella told them to take her blood so they'll be stronger in the fight. After she is turned, and this just grosses me out, but they all drink the blood. That just seemed to obvious to me. Couldn't Carlise have a blood drive at the hospital and use that blood to strengthen the Cullens too? I can't believe I thought of that! It's so obvious! Remember when they had to go hunt before the newborns? Wait a minute........they couldn't drink it right :? . All well, I thought I had something.
I'll quote Stephenie on this:

"As far as hunting affecting strength--it is a very minimal difference with physical strength. Mental strength is more markedly depleted. (Remember Carlisle's story? How, as he got thirstier and thirstier, he knew his willpower was slipping and he tried to stay as far away from humans as possible?) If you took two vampires of equal strength, one who had recently drunk human blood and one who had been fasting for a while, the one who wasn't thirsty would be stronger. However, the one who was thirsty wouldn't exactly be weak. He could still lift a minivan over his head and throw it across a football field. Human blood does make them stronger than animal blood, but only fractionally. Big game (bears, wildcats, predators) makes them stronger than the "weaker" blood of herd animals. It's not a huge difference and, given that all vampires have individual strength levels, it's really hard to measure.

And this all just applies a straight contest of strength. So, unless we're talking about an arm wrestling competition, it's almost irrelevant. In a fight, skill is going to count more than strength."

"Different topic: drinking human blood by pints. Carlisle's a doctor. He could easily get access to donated human blood and live on that. Would it taste better, even cold, than animal blood. A hundred times better. No one has to be hurt except people in need of a transfusion. So why don't they do it? Because it makes it harder to resist killing people. Satisfying the craving does not make them LESS likely to kill someone by accident in a fit of thirst. It makes them MORE likely to do it. Keeping that flavor off their tongue is a way to protect people."
KT wrote:Am I the only one who can't figure out how this can be a happy ending?
Probably. Happy ending: Edward and Bella live hapily ever after. No one else wants to kill them, the Volturi and everyone else now leave them alone. Jake feels ok about Bella as a vampire. He matures some and finds love. The end.

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