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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:52 am
by Yibbs
I love all the quotes everyone has posted! However, I know that this is the movie and not the book so they won't all be in there BUT... when I finally do see the movie it will be awesome when I hear/recognize a line from the book, I'll get all childishly giddy!

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:15 am
by admirallily
Yibbs wrote:I love all the quotes everyone has posted! However, I know that this is the movie and not the book so they won't all be in there BUT... when I finally do see the movie it will be awesome when I hear/recognize a line from the book, I'll get all childishly giddy!
Srsly. SM is clever and witty but from what little I've seen, the screen writer for the movie is as well so either way we're going to get some good stuff. But we hope for as many of our original favorites as possible. ;)

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:39 am
by aurorabee
so this was only said like 943093212183 times:
"Did you stab Edward CUlllen with a pencil or somthing?"
ok that one's done with.

now to move on to more:
"Do you really need to go to Seattle this Saturday, or was that just an excuse to get out of saying yes to all of your admirers?"
"You know, I haven't forgiven you for the Tyler thing yet"
"It's your fault that he's deluded himself into thinking I'm going to prom with him."
"Oh he would've found a chance to ask you without me - I just really wanted a chance to watch your face"
"If I'd asked you, would you have turned me down?"
"Probably not," "But I would've canceled later - faked an illness or a sprained ankle."
"Why would you do that?"
"You've never seen me in Gym, I guess, but I would have though you would understand."
"Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding somethign to trip over?"
"That wouldn't be a problem." "It's all in the leading."

pg. 211-212


"Newton's getting on my nerves."
"You weren't listening again?"
"How's your head?"
"You're unbelievable!"

pg. 222


"And you should introduce me to your father, too, I think."
"He already knows you."
"As your boyfriend, I mean."
"Isn't that customary?"
"I don't know." "That's not necessary, you know. I don't expect you to... I mean, you don't have to pretend for me."
"I'm not pretending." "Are you going to tell Charlie I'm your boyfriend or not?"

pg. 317



"Hi, Bella!" "You do smell nice, I never noticed before,"



"You're going the wrong way."
"Don't be mad, I couldn't help myself. You should've seen your face."
"Oh, you're the only one who's allowed to get mad?"
"I wasn't mad at you."
"'Bella, you'll be the death me'?"
"That was simply a statement of fact."
"You were mad."
"But you just said-"
"That I wasn't mad at you. Can't you see that, Bella?"
"Don't you understand?"
"See what?"
"I'm never angry with you - how could I be? Brave, trusting, warm as you are."

pg. 365


"Was that you we heard, Edward?" -Esme
"It sounded like a bear choking." -Emmett
"Bella was being unintentionally funny," -Edward

pg. 367


and that's about it.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:08 am
by twi-whorexx
okaay there definatly going to have to include

"I dazzle you?"

and the one that Mike says:
"he looks at you like... your something to eat"
OHH another good Mike one is
" So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

and one of my favorites is when Edward tells Bella that Jessica is going to ambush her in class and wants to know if they're secretly dating... when Bella gets to class she tells Jessica that she thinks she likes Edward more than he likes her. After class when Bella sees Edward again he says:
"somethings been bothering me.. do you honestly think you care for me than i do for you?"
Bella: "yes."
Edward: " Your wrong."

i loveeee that!
it gives me shivers yo ;DD

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:43 am
by ItalianRose5
I want the line that Alice says about sharing Bella for lunch. I'm at work so I don't have my book with me. Really, any of the funny ones I want to hear! So far all I've seen from the movie clips are serious parts, and when I read Twilight I read it with a much more light hearted mind-set.

And, I'm hoping for the sequal movies so that I can hear this line from "Eclipse":

Emmett: Fall down again, Bella?
Bella: No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face"

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:33 am
by SparklePixie
LOL! I love that line from Eclipse. I was just like Emmett as I read that, laughing that she hadn't called Jacob by his name. Suddenly he was just a werewolf. And of all things she is once again injured.

I think it would be funny to see the "breakfast time for the human" line or when he told her that she talked in her sleep.

Oh and here is one I think would be funny. Its between Charlie and Bella though.

"You are going out with Edward Cullen?"
"I thought you liked the Cullens."
"He's too old for you."
"We're both juniors."
"Wait..which one is Edwin?"

ROTFLMAO! Oh that was so priceless when I read that. Just glad he finally got his name right once he opened the door.

Another one of my favs is.

"You brought a snack?"
"I said she's with us."
"But she's human."


Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:08 pm
by SarahCullen821
All of the ones metioned above +
'Well, it's no irritable grizzly'--Bella to Edward :D

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:21 pm
by irrevocably_intoxicating
Cullen_Addict wrote:Of course "stupid shiny volvo owner"
hah! yes and have her like climb in the truck and be all "humph!" and drive away. (it sounded better in my head)

i agree wit heverything everyone has said so far.

there are many more in eclipse and newmoon that HAVE to be included, but since we're on twilight...well:

did you stab cullen with a pencil
do i dazzle you
and anything alice says-because she's hilarous, esp in like chapter 15ish when edward brings her over there.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:06 pm
by Love-At-First-Bite
"I hate driving slow." - Edward C.

:lol: I really hope they add Edward's lunatic driving in the movie.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:56 pm
by Unchallenged
the 'be safe' note