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Dude guys...Alcyone (Alcyone23 on ff) just wrote the most HILAIOUS story. It was SO SO SO funny. It was basically making fun of all the horrid fanfic out there. Edward is spelled "Eduardo" at times. There are half-werewolf-half-vamps, at the end everyone runs off to have sex...*dies laughing* Go rea...

Okay. I have compiled a list of the handles people have listed in this thread as of now so people don't have to go through them all. Our Posse, as of today, consists of: Impasse = non_stopdiisco Marcy= marcyjmf ECABS= ecabs66 David_uk= david_wood000 Bella45= bellathevampire Roo = roofromthelexicon S...

OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!1 ACTUALLY THE BEST SONG REINVENTED EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahah WICKED!!!! You've obviously never read the last 40 pages of the fourth Vampire Mating Thread...or the first page of "New MOon Karaoke" Jasper: *hiccups* So...I got some ...

*confused* WAIT! Sorry...this is coming from the Buffy noob who's Angelverse is moving at twice the speed of her Buffyverse. Okay...I thought that in order to remover the curse, Angel just had to sleep with a slayer. What are the chances of THAT happening? Right? What's all this about perfect happin...

*laughs* So...is this just the Skype's posse's attempt to see if we can put enough Whedon/Hanson threads in Flight to Phoenix until there are NO THREADS on the first three pages that aren't Hanson or Whedon threads? And to label them all differently enough so that the mods don't quite notice? And......

Songs from Rent? *perks up* I can handle songs from Rent! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj7LRuusFqo Click the link to sing along! All Cullens: Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred merlots Five hundred twenty-five thousand whiskeys so dear Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred vodka...

Well...I don't know exactly how she'll feel afterwards. Remember, after the transformation, she's not exactly going to feel like herself. Killing humans is instinctual. Most vampires have no problem doing it...no problem with guilt. Most vampires are rather incredulous that the Cullens DO have a pro...

This is SUCH a funny thread!

I could totally imagine Esme being some sort of master gardener though...all sorts of perrinneals, wild flowers, and such...

These were from an awkward guy named Collin.

"Your dress is so pretty and flowery! It reminds me of allergy season."

"Your new glasses are cool. They make you look smart. You didnt' look as smart before."

Nope...I didn't go back and start Buffy from season one. I have no way to get season one. None of the video stores in my area have it...and buying it from Blockbuster would cost money. So I have to content myself with watching the Buffy starting with whenever it was that Angel went to hell and start...