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He'd see some things he wouldn't want to see. *imagine Aro to Volturi, "Guys, come over here!" Marcus" What is is now, Aro?" Caius: "Ya this better not be like the furry puppy last time" Aro: No guys seriously, look! I hacked into a fan girls account. She writes skits about us. Look, I'm baking with...

All I can think...lol. *imagine Bella on set, director calls Action, bella gets into karate stance, tries to approach producer, trips, lands in coffee, runs around screaming, slips on banana peel, then crashes into Leo DiCaprio and breaks his arm.*

What if Bella was pregnant with Jake?

My list:

-Pregnant
-mid fart *inside joke*
-as a kid
-as an older person
-broken leg *more pain*
-the day before your mom's bday.

I'd be hooked on that drink!

What if Edward was a rapper?

when you have heated discussions with friends about bella and edward and jacob to the max. where you and your friends get in a fight and ignore each other for a couple of days. (guilty-don't worry, things came out fine in the end)

youre obsessed when you go on the lex for the whole day cause it says stuff about twilight.

Again, again. *picture eyes glued to tv screen*

What if Edward was a swimsuit model?

10/10 Gave me nice memory of The Twilight Series. Inside joke, don't worry if you dont get it.

Yay! New banner. 10/10. Oooohh. RP!!!

Me too. I picture the Cullens with only head hair and eyebrows. Oh. and eyelashes. No arm hair, leg hair, or chest hair. Rawr. =P agreed....except for maybe just alittle leg hair. :lol: yes I agree with the little leg hair...as well as a little arm hair...c'mmon hehe :lol: Exactly! I dont think I c...