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pelirroja wrote:
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Therefore, I con only conclude that if venom smells nice that vampire spoo must smell nice too. Not that I want to put it in my mouth or anything, but I bet it tastes nice too.

Where is the barf emoticon when I need it?


All I can say is in theory I might be willing to do certain things...however it's venom...the answer to the age old question of spit or swallow in Bella's case would have to be neither...it's more along the lines of run for your life. Let's face it, it's probably travelling at supersonic speeds. You could lose an eye or something.


You know what, I just read an essay in the Superman fandom about Clark Kent's super sperm and how it would just rip right through Lois Lane. Now I'm thinking about the same problem with Bella. Talk about ouch!
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Alphie wrote:Perfume?

Possibly - but who wants to put ~that~ all over their body? I have horrid scenes from Something about Mary going through my brain.


Perhaps I should start by pointing out that I haven't seen Something About Mary, so I am at a bit of a loss here.

What would yo name that perfume?
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silly_bella wrote:
Alphie wrote:Perfume?

Possibly - but who wants to put ~that~ all over their body? I have horrid scenes from Something about Mary going through my brain.


Perhaps I should start by pointing out that I haven't seen Something About Mary, so I am at a bit of a loss here.

What would yo name that perfume?




OOOOOOh! de Edward.
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silly_bella wrote:
silly_bella wrote:
Alphie wrote:Perfume?

Possibly - but who wants to put ~that~ all over their body? I have horrid scenes from Something about Mary going through my brain.


Perhaps I should start by pointing out that I haven't seen Something About Mary, so I am at a bit of a loss here.

What would yo name that perfume?




OOOOOOh! de Edward.


Ecstasy

Bliss in a Bottle

Spoo de Peu
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At this point I would just like to draw everyones attention to my siggy...I think it applies here.
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silly_bella wrote:
silly_bella wrote:
Alphie wrote:Perfume?

Possibly - but who wants to put ~that~ all over their body? I have horrid scenes from Something about Mary going through my brain.


Perhaps I should start by pointing out that I haven't seen Something About Mary, so I am at a bit of a loss here.

What would yo name that perfume?




OOOOOOh! de Edward.

LMAO!! I think I'm with Alphie on this one. Even if it is from Edward I still don't think I want to put it all over me.
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pelirroja wrote:At this point I would just like to draw everyones attention to my siggy...I think it applies here.


Well then their farts must smell like roses, too! I mean think about it - does any part of a vampire stink?
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bronzehairedgirl wrote:
silly_bella wrote:
silly_bella wrote:
Alphie wrote:Perfume?

Possibly - but who wants to put ~that~ all over their body? I have horrid scenes from Something about Mary going through my brain.


Perhaps I should start by pointing out that I haven't seen Something About Mary, so I am at a bit of a loss here.

What would yo name that perfume?




OOOOOOh! de Edward.

LMAO!! I think I'm with Alphie on this one. Even if it is from Edward I still don't think I want to put it all over me.


You don't have to put it all over. Just strategic locations.
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silly_bella wrote:
silly_bella wrote:
Alphie wrote:

What would yo name that perfume?




OOOOOOh! de Edward.


Ecstasy

Bliss in a Bottle

Spoo de Peu


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silly_bella wrote:You don't have to put it all over. Just strategic locations.


And where would you suggest putting it? Wouldn't it be sticky? Perhaps it has enough substance that you could... wash with it and then rinse it off? That way you can take advantage of the fragrance without having to be sticky all day.
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